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    Default Do Dwarfs Rule?

    Well, do they?
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    Sorry, but Halflings are better. And they smell better.
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    Dwarfs rule all. All are inferior to dwarves. Make dwarves.

    That is all.
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    Dwarf > All > Aspenor
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    Its Drool not rule get it right.

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    Dwarves...FTW!!!11!!!!!111
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    Yes.. well, until they drink too much. Then they mostly drool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeCutter View Post
    Well, do they?
    They rule from their dwarven halls of stone... naturally over other dwarves.

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    In the HALL of the MOUNTAIN KING!

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    The Dwarven Drinking Song
    By Adrian Wood

    Gather thee dwarves, there’s cause for a bash
    Tap all caskets and find us your stash
    Who calls the round? Whose wallet is heavy?
    How many pints can this tummy here levy?
    Beer, cider, spirits and ales
    Listen to the drunk dwarf tell his tall tales
    Loosen your belts, cups in the air
    The liquor flows free and the barrels won’t care
    And all call:
    O, ho, finish in one
    Down, down
    Until it’s all gone!
    Hoorah!
    Pour another cup, mine appears to be dry
    Don’t say there’s no more or a dwarf might cry
    All sing along now and sway side to side
    No single voice is too ugly to hide
    Cheer all ye up, no reason to look grim
    There’s no need for dwarven waistlines to be slim
    Never mind the weak-stomached one’s snore
    Full round bellies make grave spirits soar!
    And all call:
    O, ho, finish in one
    Down, down
    Until it’s all gone!
    Hoorah!
    By Brodon’s beard, another two glasses
    Didn’t those bosoms just grow on them lasses?
    Sweet lady friend mine, won’t you join me?
    My lap is empty and the brandy’s for free
    Sorry love, didn’t mean to be rude
    No telling the stories when a dwarf’s in the mood
    But truth be told I’d not ever chose you
    Over a pint of my sweet sacred brew
    And all call:
    O, ho, finish in one
    Down, down
    Until it’s all gone!
    Hoorah!
    Was that a pink elephant that just flew past?
    Funny the shadows that cider kegs cast!
    Pardon that noise, didn’t mean to offend
    There’s no hic-up a bloody good belch won’t mend
    Laughing eyes wat’ry and heads a’ swimming
    Look at your red nose dwarf! And stop that grinning!
    We’ll stack them mugs unto the ceiling
    Of their seats the dwarves are keeling
    And all call:
    O, ho, finish in one
    Down, down
    Until it’s all gone!
    Hoorah!
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    Default Its the Dwarves that go swimmin, with little hairy wimmin!

    Have this to go with your drinking song!

    And to answer your question,

    Yes Dwarves rule, directly under their Halfling overlords!

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    Dwarves are the greatest race of all time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by assamite View Post
    Dwarves are the greatest race of all time.
    Pfft! Dwarves couldn't keep a princess from eating one stinkin' poison apple, and you want to trust them with the fate of Stormreach? I'll stick with the Halflings
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    Quote Originally Posted by LeCutter View Post
    Well, do they?
    yes dwarves rule, especially for being a bunch of fatties

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    Quote Originally Posted by Freeman View Post
    Pfft! Dwarves couldn't keep a princess from eating one stinkin' poison apple, and you want to trust them with the fate of Stormreach? I'll stick with the Halflings
    Really? What have the halfling done that is so trust worthy? We're talking about a race whose favored class is rogue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Borror0 View Post
    Really? What have the halfling done that is so trust worthy? We're talking about a race whose favored class is rogue!
    That's just a misunderstanding. I mean, can the Halflings help it if they just always notice when someone's wallet falls to the ground? The pocket is right there, at eye level!! But sure enough, as soon as they pick it up intent on returning it to the rightful owner, there are cries of "THIEF!", "GRAB HIM!", or "HE TOUCHED ME INAPPROPRIATELY!!!" Woe to the poor Halflings
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    The only thing a Halfling does better than a Dwarf is be a footstool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by macros123 View Post
    The only thing a Halfling does better than a Dwarf is be a footstool.
    I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Gnomes, there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Symar-FangofLloth View Post
    I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Gnomes, there.
    Actually, I was thinking of my Guildleader.
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    Default Deffinitely

    Quote Originally Posted by LeCutter View Post
    Well, do they?
    Dwarves rule!!!

    How can you even dare to compare the other races, and trust me out of pure joy i play some other races.

    But if the Dwarves were no so damn busy trying to decide where the next loot chest was, and where the after party was all the time, they would rule the known universe.
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