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    Default Off Topics: Lets steal 26,000lbs of chicken wings...

    What do you even do with 26,000 lbs of chicken wings after you steal them?!? That is some hecka super bowl party...
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    Renaldo Jackson, 26, and Dewayne Patterson, 35, were arrested for allegedly attempting to steal roughly 26,000 pounds of chicken Jan. 12.

    An insider heist ended with Georgia police arresting two men for allegedly attempting to steal $6,500 in frozen chicken wings, according to CBS Atlanta.

    Two employees at Nordic Cold Storage, Renaldo Jackson, 26, and Dewayne Patterson, 35, were arrested for allegedly attempting to steal roughly 26,000 pounds of chicken Jan. 12.

    Related: Chicken wing shortage possible for Super Bowl Sunday, report says

    According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, the managers at the storage facility told police the two men allegedly loaded 10 pallets of Tyson frozen chicken wings into a rental truck.

    The men were arrested Wednesday and charged with one count of felony theft. They were released the same day on $2,950 bond.

    The chicken wings themselves are still unaccounted for, the AJC reports.

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    DRAMATIC REENACTMENT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    DRAMATIC REENACTMENT!
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    I am laughing so hard tears are coming out of my eyes Mem lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    DRAMATIC REENACTMENT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mowomp View Post
    The chicken wings themselves are still unaccounted for, the AJC reports.
    Supernoms will still be had!

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    Wait a sec....

    26,000 pounds of chicken wings and they were worth only $6500? Sheesh but my local wing joint is ripping me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mowomp View Post
    What do you even do with 26,000 lbs of chicken wings after you steal them?!?
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    where is all this 25 cents/lb chicken at?! or do you have to buy it by the ton before you get those prices?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LordMond63 View Post
    Wait a sec....

    26,000 pounds of chicken wings and they were worth only $6500? Sheesh but my local wing joint is ripping me off.
    This was my first though. I think I will boycott and eat Tofu for the Superbowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vint View Post
    This was my first though. I think I will boycott and eat Tofu for the Superbowl.
    Ya because soy beans don't have a middle man jacking up the prices...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalari View Post
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    They were trying to get by on a wing and a prayer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
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