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    Default Halfling armor should NOT have codpieces

    They should just be made to hold it till we get to the next exit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fco-karatekid View Post
    They should just be made to hold it till we get to the next exit.
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    Just remember when that next healing potion is unusually warm and tastes a salty you have no one to blame but yourself!

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    I have a soul stone: Halfling I keep in my inventory ready to link whenever a halfling gets uppity.

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    Still waiting for the "Toss Halfling" feat.

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    I was totally expecting "They should have Minnowpieces instead"

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    This thread can go so wrong so fast.

    I actually think they should have huge codpieces. Compensating....

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    Or, maybe, "Once you've tried halfling...."

    OTOH, the half-orcs will be saying, "you'll never eat dwarf again."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarzor View Post
    I have a soul pebble: Halfling I keep in my inventory ready to link whenever a halfling gets uppity.
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    What if I do want my cod to be protected?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hendrik View Post
    What if I do want my cod to be protected?
    You should have thought of that back when you set the quotas? (sorry, old east coast joke)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercureal View Post
    You should have thought of that back when you set the quotas? (sorry, old east coast joke)
    Stop touching my cod!


    Quote Originally Posted by hsinclair
    I heard the devs hate all wizards, bards, clerics, fighters, and fuzzy bunnies and only want us to play halfling barbarian/paladin shuriken specialists!

    It's totally true, I have a reliable source. You better reroll now.
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    Just remember that a 3/4 of a male halfling body mass is wang. So don't be jealous that as a race they are better endowed then you.

    Also where do you think healing pots come from? Halfing pee. I mean just look at their Dragon Mark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hendrik View Post
    What if I do want my cod to be protected?
    Don't bring it in the dungeon! Monsters love fish, particularly cod and perch...they can smell it a mile off.
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    Your halfling may not need one, mine on the other hand............
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    Codpieces for all, I say!
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    Default Something fishy is going on here....

    Halfling armor should NOT have codpieces....
    because they are such natural pikers!


    Dont mind me guys... im just fishing for rep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Samiusbot View Post
    Just remember that a 3/4 of a male halfling body mass is wang. So don't be jealous that as a race they are better endowed then you.

    Also where do you think healing pots come from? Halfing pee. I mean just look at their Dragon Mark.
    Wait, you mean this thread is not about fish?


    Quote Originally Posted by hsinclair
    I heard the devs hate all wizards, bards, clerics, fighters, and fuzzy bunnies and only want us to play halfling barbarian/paladin shuriken specialists!

    It's totally true, I have a reliable source. You better reroll now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrinityTurtle View Post
    Don't bring it in the dungeon! Monsters love fish, particularly cod and perch...they can smell it a mile off.
    Two parrots sitting on a perch, One says to the other "can you smell fish"
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