WARNING: Christmas hate follows. Just leave now and save yourself the aneurysm church lady

Pressure to not only see people you don't really like, but buy them presents!!! Little snotty kids starting the path down a lifetime of consumerism, courtesy of a make believe piece of fat lard imagined by the corporations. The whole thing's a farce. I'm going to watch reruns of Real Time with Bill Maher and play DDO on December 25th. That's what I think of your holiday Jeebus.

Bah-HUMBUG with meh haters!!!