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    Default Creme-Filled Mayan Doom!

    Okay, so the last shipment of Twinkies is out. Also, the Mayan calendar is about to end.
    Now I know what you may be thinking, "Silly Mem, these things have nothing at all in common."

    WRONG! I present to you the expiration-date of the last Twinkies!
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    We are Doomed - it has been foretold in Twinkie!
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    Huh, and here I always believed TV that Twinkies were good forever.

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    mem, shut up and eat those twinkies~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay203 View Post
    mem, shut up and eat those twinkies~
    Are you kidding - I think those are going in my Will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    Are you kidding - I think those are going in my Will.
    And lo, the peoples did look upon the golden baked freshness of their ancient yet still spongy relic, and prostrate they became. The feast of Saint Memnir's Inheritance could begin and renew the promise of past glory.
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    Pfft, everyone knows that Twinkies don't have expiration dates. Hostess is obviously playing on everyone's worst fears and trolling us all in their final death knell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sebastianosmith View Post
    And lo, the peoples did look upon the golden baked freshness of their ancient yet still spongy relic, and prostrate they became. The feast of Saint Memnir's Inheritance could begin and renew the promise of past glory.
    You should hear my plans for the Ho-Hos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    Are you kidding - I think those are going in my Will.
    Unfortunately they are not yours.
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    Must find twinky and embed it in lucite. Just like collector coins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno346 View Post
    Unfortunately they are not yours.
    Those specific ones in that pic - no. But I did snag a box of Twinkies and Ho-Hos before The Great Panic. Mine just have a less funny expiration-date.
    The Cupcakes were already gone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gkar View Post
    Huh, and here I always believed TV that Twinkies were good forever.
    Twinkies will last until the end of time.

    Uht oh...
    There is no free lunch.

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    nm!
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    Little known fact: the pyramids in Egypt are made from the first batch of Twinkies.
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    You know 10 years+ ago if you went looking for 21 Dec 2012 on the Internet, the only hit you got back from all the Search Engines was about a game that contained computers and magic and talked about a 6th World.

    Then a few years later several website about the end of the world appeared and referenced that original website as the True Source for The Day Of The End Of The World.

    It's amazing what can be found on the InterWebz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sebastianosmith View Post
    And lo, the peoples did look upon the golden baked freshness of their ancient yet still spongy relic, and prostrate they became. The feast of Saint Memnir's Inheritance could begin and renew the promise of past glory.
    What's this gotta do with Mem's prostrate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fco-karatekid View Post
    What's this gotta do with Mem's prostrate?
    I'm sure it has something to do with the Mayan Apocalypse, somehow. Everything else seems to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    ....
    The Cupcakes were already gone.

    Yes... Yes they were.

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