Hello Officer of the weave.
I like to express my interest in joining your guild. I loved your work in forgotten realms. You really put the ♥ in 'm♥gic' using your weave-like influence to create spells. It's a shame how most of your power got destroyed when your god died. But hey! At least you still got a thread left. All you have to do now is find a needle. That wasn't an euphemism.
I don't do euphemisms. I take gaming seriously. Because I'm the humblest, most thoughtful member of the previous guild I was in that I'm now leaving cause it sucks, and they smell funny. You know when you see something and you say to yourself, "Man that thing must have bad breath"? Like Sarah Jessica Parker? Well, that's what their airship looked like. But I know joining your ship will smell like fish, cause that's what you've advertised. And that's fine. Mmm fish fingers...
The key thing that attracted me to your guild is your playstyle. If all players are welcome that means you'll be a guild that focuses on raiding, TRing, flower sniffing, zerging, piking, RPing all at the same time! I can't wait to do all that!
By the way, do you have a massive guild chest with lots of stuff in it by any chance? My previous guild's chest was empty after most of it got sold for large gnawed bones. Can't have too many larges, someone said. So I took the initiative.
Anyway I can't wait to hear from you. Unless you're a halfling, then I can't wait for you to shut up.
P.S. Canned Sardines? I want more... More! MOAR!
Hail Inter-whiner of the Officer Noes. (future refrence = I.O.N)
I myself am a 4 fingers Wiz at darning (usually dwarven underhoes) and platting nasal hair (usually of random passing Dwarf barb pug)
Anyways I believe u and Theender noes a good thing when u write it. I too would like to learn to weave sardines - can never have too may skills in this game!
Look forwards to our first weave session - you'll recognise me (hint: think nasal-hair-sutured-underwear)
Hello, I am an experienced knitter and knotter, occasionally I even sew and darn, but those skills are for little tykes. The best skills in my opinion are leather crafting, when properly done you can craft a belt to spank canned spam. Of course those who hate canned meat yet make an effort to let people know that, really do like canned meat and post about it often.
Its nice to know there is a guild of little old ladies ready to craft away with their hooks, needles, and pins. It makes me feel all warm and cozy way down in my prostate glands.
The truth is that when one has nothing constructive to weave, one weaves hemmoroids.
Don't be a hemmoroid weaver.
An old man playing the electronic version of the game he has loved for thirty years.
Officer, Hands of Chaos
Proudly receiving negative feed back for having ethics and standing on Principle.
Rangers Lead the Way
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