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    Drow are not squishy.

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    Yes they are. Look, she couldn't even decapitate a dead man without bleeding.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceTheHoon View Post
    Yes they are. Look, she couldn't even decapitate a dead man without bleeding.


    BTW, this is one of the best DDO fanarts I've seen so far.
    I think that's the blood from the head. Decapitation is such a messy business. Must be rewarding though, so many cultures use it...
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    Ooooo, wow! That is so dark and amazing, such a perfect example of more typical drow. Seriously, you should be making book covers for WotC.

    Quote Originally Posted by undeadted View Post
    Drow are not squishy.
    Typical Underdark drow are definitely not squishy. The few times I've had to GM Lolth worshipping drow I hit a wall because my own mind can't think that devious and evil without serious prodding to describe the story in the best (or worst) light.
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    The sad part of this story is all they were trying to do was deliver a pizza. Drow don't like it when their order gets screwed up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The sad part of this story is all they were trying to do was deliver a pizza. Drow don't like it when their order gets screwed up.
    Or Late...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The sad part of this story is all they were trying to do was deliver a pizza. Drow don't like it when their order gets screwed up.
    lol!
    Underdark delivery must be pretty expensive.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The sad part of this story is all they were trying to do was deliver a pizza. Drow don't like it when their order gets screwed up.
    NEVER put peparroni on a Drow pizza while forgetting about the maggots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patang01 View Post
    NEVER put peparroni on a Drow pizza while forgetting about the maggots.
    Everyone knows that for the best pizza you use a purple worm larvae. If it is properly fed by gorging it on halfling brains and allowing it to grow to no more than 10 feet in length, it will make for the best crust. You cut it into slices and soak it in elf blood before adding the toppings. Cook in your oven fueled by the souls of unbelievers for 10-15 minutes or until it stops twitching.

    Prepared this way, it really brings out that maggoty flavor.
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    To be fair that is an FR Drow, I doubt a Ebberon one would be able to do a similar feat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlteredState View Post
    To be fair that is an FR Drow, I doubt a Ebberon one would be able to do a similar feat.
    I think you said FR when you meant to say Greyhawk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BananaHat View Post
    Everyone knows that for the best pizza you use a purple worm larvae. If it is properly fed by gorging it on halfling brains and allowing it to grow to no more than 10 feet in length, it will make for the best crust. You cut it into slices and soak it in elf blood before adding the toppings. Cook in your oven fueled by the souls of unbelievers for 10-15 minutes or until it stops twitching.

    Prepared this way, it really brings out that maggoty flavor.
    can i use WF oil insted of souls? i'v heard it do less damage to the environment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The sad part of this story is all they were trying to do was deliver a pizza. Drow don't like it when their order gets screwed up.
    /koboldvoice "Really? REALLY?" /end

    Maybe just bad timing but...Are you from StL by chance? We've had two recent murders here (one was shot in the head) of pizza delivery drivers.

    Parkway South graduate was shot to death while delivering pizzas earlier this year. Now, another pizza delivery driver murder reportedly has St. Louis County police going undercover to catch criminals.

    Man charged in Imo's delivery driver murder in Dellwood

    "Second-man-charged-in-connection-with-murder-of-Imos-delivery-driver"

    (news has reached S.F. Ca) St-Louis-Co-police-go-undercover-on-deliveries

    (and KC, Mo) St. Louis County police to go undercover on pizza deliveries

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