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    Why do Giant Skelly sorceres have beards? Hair doesn't grow out of bones? And if it's a false beard, how does it stay on? There are no ears to hook it over.

    Think about that for a while.
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    It's a well known fact that beards make you look much more powerful. Even skeleton sorcerers have first level spells that you might not see them use often. The reason? They memorized "Conjure Hair, Facial" in that slot.

    Short version? It's magic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobthesponge View Post
    Why do Giant Skelly sorceres have beards? Hair doesn't grow out of bones? And if it's a false beard, how does it stay on? There are no ears to hook it over.

    Think about that for a while.
    Human hair, or any other real life mammal as far as I know, doesn't grow out of bones. Maybe giant hair does?

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    Default Or a wizard

    A sorcerer did it.

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    I would say that digging up bodies that have been dead for a few years that still have hair on their heads would disprove your assertion.

    heck there are dead people that have hair 2000+

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    They are magic beards.
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