Me am yiksnak of kobold union. Me am kobold union REP.. yark yark.
Me sick to pointy back scales of mabar event, every year undeads and zombies and umpires take over nice quiet graveyard where me and union buddies go to drink dirty kobolds.
Me suggest a UNION event!
we all gather in nice quiet grave yard and put big heavy crystals on tops of graves so no undeads can sneak ups.
we hold peacefull protest about bad treatments of kobolds forced to work in mines and live in stinky sewers with demons and spiders and ogres and stinky demon ogre spiders.
free dirty kobolds to any nice adventurerers that signs out petitshun.