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    Too tired to see if it's been posted already.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NFLJYddRtc

    I'm on a boat! A flying boat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirgog View Post
    This is dedicated to every cleric that has ever received a blind invite and been so DOWNRIGHT RUDE as to not accept and do the bidding of the person nice enough to invite you.


    In the style of Carly Rae Jespen - Heal Us Maybe



    Want to run Caught in the Web
    Beat on Lolth's belly and legs
    Ten of us looking for loot
    But now we need two heals

    I'd trade my soul for +5s
    Need Pinion to feel alive
    I've got no use for Twilight
    I'll loot it anyway

    Curse pots? I ain't got none
    That's the healer's problem
    Get store pots and lets run
    Where you think you're going cleric?

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    I'm just too lazy
    We're taking damage
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    No response to the invite
    Don't make us wait the whole night
    Here comes another invite
    So now get in my raid

    Do nothing but heal you noob
    Or else no raid loot for you
    I'll promise you all the goods
    Then ninja it away

    Curse pots? Ain't got none
    That's the healer's problem
    Get store pots and lets run
    Where you think you're going cleric?

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    When your damage is crazy?
    We're dying in here
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    We waited so so long

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    And that is your fault

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    We're PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    I'm just too lazy
    We're taking damage
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    We waited so so long

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    And that is your fault
    So heal us maybe
    Oh my glob, I shall definitely be singing this!
    Clashing (Healing Spellsinger Bard), Faerwynd (lvl 20 Caster Cleric), Cocus (lvl 20 Palemaster Wizard), Grougal (Wolf/Healing Druid)

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    From back in the Module 4 days.
    Quote Originally Posted by QuantumFX View Post
    Ahhh What the heck... at least it isn't my version of Beer run or Salty chocolate balls...

    Based off of My Sharona by the Knack

    Oooohhh your listed as server one. server one.
    Got some time to loot run - on Sarlona!
    Oooohhh we PoP goin on, goin on
    Waitin for the load screen on - My Sarlona!

    Never gonna sleep, or give it up.
    Need a Kardins Eye.
    Always wakin up for the loot of a newer kind.
    My yiyiyi woot!
    M M M My Sarlona

    Ransacks a little closer now. ****... loot... run...
    Close enough to reach a ransacked message now.
    Roleplayin it's a mystery... to me.
    Teleportin out to the hold on Sarlona.

    Never gonna sleep, or give it up.
    Need a Kardins Eye.
    Always wakin up for the loot of a newer kind.
    My yiyiyi woot!
    M M M My Sarlona

    When you gonna give a vorpal to me? A vorpal to me?
    It's just a matter of time on Sarlona
    Or could it be my destiny, my destiny?
    Or is it just a game in my mind, Sarlona?

    Never gonna sleep, or give it up.
    Need a Kardins Eye.
    Always wakin up for the loot of a newer kind.
    My yiyiyi woot!
    M M M My Sarlona
    Things that if Turbine went all EXTREME PREJUDICE™ on, would actually make the game fun again.:
    • Giving us the racial PrE’s we were promised, before rolling out DDOStore™ Enhancement Trees.
    • One loot system to rule them all. (Including Cannith Crafting, and Named Loot.)
    • Fixing the Cannith Challenges so that they can be 6 starred without incredible luck or store bought items.
    • Adjusting Challenge XP so that they're worth running more than once.

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    Eye of Khyber
    Music: "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

    Levelin' up,
    Got a new feat,
    Walking 'round in the harbor,
    Made my way to the Wayward Lobster,
    Lookin' for another quest to try,
    I laid my eyes on Lesto Half-Price
    He was lookin' for an adventurer.
    I walked up and asked what he needed,
    And he said, as he looked me in the eye,

    "It's the eye of Khyber,
    It's just a piece of glass,
    But the kobolds think it is the real thing!
    Before they can get into too much trouble tonight,
    I need you to get back the Dread Eye
    of Khyber!"

    Soon I'm there,
    In the warehouse,
    Movin' slow, stayin' stealthy;
    Tryin' my best not to be seen,
    'Cause the prophets have to stay alive.

    It's the Eye of Khyber,
    And I have to watch out,
    Because the prohpets are acting as the sentires.
    I have to sneak or otherwise I will fight,
    And may kill too many before I get the Eye
    of Khyber!

    Finally, I get to the top,
    Of a very big chamber.
    I flip some switches and go further below,
    And soon come upon my prize!

    It's the Eye of Khyber,
    I've completed the quest,
    Now I get some payback on the kobolds!
    It doesn't matter how many prophets I slay now,
    For now I have picked up the Dread Eye
    Of Khyber!
    Anything can be explained by drunken wizards.

    "Hey! I got a piece of the +1 Butter Knife of Victory! Ah-oh, wait, wait. It's just a crummy, normal +1 dagger of ghostbane..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worldcrafter View Post
    Eye of Khyber
    Music: "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor

    Levelin' up,
    Got a new feat,
    Walking 'round in the harbor,
    Made my way to the Wayward Lobster,
    Lookin' for another quest to try,
    I laid my eyes on Lesto Half-Price
    He was lookin' for an adventurer.
    I walked up and asked what he needed,
    And he said, as he looked me in the eye,

    "It's the eye of Khyber,
    It's just a piece of glass,
    But the kobolds think it is the real thing!
    Before they can get into too much trouble tonight,
    I need you to get back the Dread Eye
    of Khyber!"

    Soon I'm there,
    In the warehouse,
    Movin' slow, stayin' stealthy;
    Tryin' my best not to be seen,
    'Cause the prophets have to stay alive.

    It's the Eye of Khyber,
    And I have to watch out,
    Because the prohpets are acting as the sentires.
    I have to sneak or otherwise I will fight,
    And may kill too many before I get the Eye
    of Khyber!

    Finally, I get to the top,
    Of a very big chamber.
    I flip some switches and go further below,
    And soon come upon my prize!

    It's the Eye of Khyber,
    I've completed the quest,
    Now I get some payback on the kobolds!
    It doesn't matter how many prophets I slay now,
    For now I have picked up the Dread Eye
    Of Khyber!
    Gold. My favorite in the thread so far.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    Default My Contribution...

    (With apologies to Ronnie & The Daytonas)

    To the tune of Little GTO” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_FSicQWimU
    (this is all meant in fun, and not directed at any one player or group of players in particular)

    I’m playin’ DDO, and really feelin’ fine
    Third life on my TR and now I’m hittin’ the grind
    So I jump in a PuG, just to hear them why-ee-eye-ine
    When I zone on in, zerg the quest, finish out - DDO

    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa (Ahhh, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa

    I’ve been playing since Beta - yeah I’ve been playing a while
    To be a Vet like me you need moxie and guile
    But once we get into combat
    I’ll be the first to die-ee-eye-ie
    Why can’t the cleric heal? Know your role! ragequit out - DDO

    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO”)
    wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa (Ahhh, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa

    I don’t have much free time (need to repair, leveling up)
    for playing DDO (stopping at bank, checking my mail)
    Let me get all my ship buffs (just let me sell, buyin’ some pots)
    and I’ll be ready to go (on my way, what house?)
    Gotta go get a drink now (cat’s on fire, BRB)
    just so you know (hold on a sec, on the phone), yeah, yeah
    With all this screwing around
    I’m only gonna slow you down
    When I get in quest? “AFK”, disconnect - DDO

    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa, (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa (Yeah, yeah, playin’ DDO)
    Wa-wa (Ahhh, playin’ DDO)
    Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa
    You are responsible for your own DDO experience.

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    Heres are a couple I did a while back

    Being a Bard to Ice Ice Baby

    http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=362664


    and playing DDO a la Beastie Boys stylee

    http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=362765



    I have another based on a NWA song that Ive yet to post entitled "Straight Outta Korthos"

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    So I've been running a version of this in our guild forum and volunteering myself for a bit of fun by singing what my guildies write for me. We've only got a couple of songs so far, but presenting Priestesses of Eveningstar (To Phantom of the Opera) - All credits for lyrics go to Stopwound.

    Lyrics:-
    Player:
    In death she comes to me,
    Oh darn what Crud
    I killed her till she bleeds,
    Yet she sucks more blood
    And must I slay again?
    For I need to rest,
    The Priestess of E'vingstar is here,
    Inside this quest

    Priestess:
    Slay me again I say,
    Our love duet.
    My power grows each death,
    Grows weirder yet.
    And though you roll your eyes,
    Like I'm a pest.
    The Priestess of E'vingstar is here,
    Inside your quest.

    Player:
    Those who enter this quest,
    Best well be geared.
    Least you go back in tears.

    Priestess:
    It's me you'll fear.

    Both:
    My anger and your death,
    Is this a test?
    The Priestess of E'vingstar is here
    Inside this quest

    <Vocalisation/instrumental>

    Priestess:
    Your Kinkest fantasies
    Oh what a tease
    To drill me thru a blade

    Player:
    Yeah right, oh please

    Both:
    Will all this never end
    Aim to the chest
    The Priestess of E'vingstar is here
    Inside this quest

    Priestess:
    Sing my Angel in Pain

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTOuu...ature=youtu.be
    Jassial - 18 Druid/2 Monk

    Also: ~Jetel ~ Jessoliel ~ Jevern ~ Jemerial ~ Jedriel ~ Jevern ~
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    Default Oh ooohh.....

    "Where Did I Bind?"
    Based On:
    “Where is My Mind?”
    By Pixies

    oh… stop

    With all my best gear and buffs all around
    We’ll PWN this Raid on Epic, YEAH!
    The rogue missed a trap
    And as the party wipes I ask myself:
    where did I bind?
    where did I bind?
    where did I bind?
    From Menectarun you’ll hear me cursing…

    We’ve all had that long run to Meridia
    Avoid that spider ambush from behind the rocks
    But all the Orthons
    from out of nowhere, I swear
    and they’re killing me, ow! ow!
    where did I bind?
    where did I bind?
    where did I bind?
    By Let Sleeping Dust Lie see me swimming

    Got my best gear and heal pots abound
    Share quest plz and ship buffs,Yeah!
    I’m flagging for Shroud
    So before we start Rainbow in the Dark…..
    Let me go bind,
    Let me go bind,
    Let me go bind
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    Nice idea. Unfortunately I am a total noob when it comes to DDO videos, but as you have started with the wow related stuff, with all my past memories, I have to point out, you didnt find the real gems.

    Anyone interested in Wow related videos, try these for a benchmark:

    Illegal Danish Super Snacks [HD] UNCUT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUsF8weJJWs
    This is Pure gold. From the start to the end. Watch it in full + end credits.
    < If you like it, there is part two and more: http://myndflame.com/category/videos/illegal-danish/ ... >

    70 Level Elite Tauren Chieftain - I Am Murloc: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvZlNQDmgdc
    And its only one of their wow related hits. Nice listen, cant say its fully fan made though.

    Internet is for PORN!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo
    Another classic, more for adults.

    Of course its not surprising to have all these quality videos up, when Blizzard (wows creator) also builds such stuff into the game itself. This following song about wow lore can be heard together with some nice effects/animation, after you turn in a quest:

    WoW - Lament of the Highborne : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXhx40DcU6Y
    The effects what you see around the singing elf are actually happening in game.

    ---- warning! lower reputation ones coming up... ----

    Ni Hao (A Gold Farmers Story): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dkkf5NEIo0
    Its about the believed to be mainly chinese gold farmers, who sell in-game currency to wow players for real life cash

    I Kissed An Orc [WoW Parody]: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HME0qPX3mUg

    Guild Wars vs World of Warcraft (The Original): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcWXL8jpFGs
    This is only lightly funny, a dance contest between the two games.

    Cogdoc
    Last edited by Cogdoc; 10-04-2012 at 08:19 PM.

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    There was a song one of my former guildies wrote and recorded that Jerry played on DDOCast. I had a copy of it at one point, but have replaced my HDD a couple of times since and it got lost. If someone has an archive of the music that''s been played on DDOCast, maybe you can post the song in this thread. Name of the song was the guild name, Kill to Live.

    Found the song on his website - http://www.toddmauldin.com/post/1160...#disqus_thread

    and here is a spoken word piece he does - http://www.toddmauldin.com/post/9620...#disqus_thread
    Last edited by Stormanne; 10-04-2012 at 08:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phalaeo View Post
    Too tired to see if it's been posted already.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NFLJYddRtc

    I'm on a boat! A flying boat!
    I've never seen that. I laughed so hard I spilled my beer onto my keyboard. And I don't care! +1 because I can't +1 million!
    Proud guild gimp of SMA! Adults only. Bring beer. Pants optional.
    Banginurz/Kaypii/Slappinurz/Shagginurz/Spankinurz/Upinurz. Stay classy Argo.

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    My appologies to Adele.


    There's a post up, running epic hard
    And I've been grinding so long for a certain shard
    Finally I feel my end is near
    Go ahead and look me up, MYDDO says I'm fair

    You see I've got the gear an' you know it's true
    I've ground content 'till my face turns blue
    I hit your post up, running epic hard
    I hope that loot drops that ellusive shard

    The shard of the gloves is a big must
    They keep me grinding cuz' I've got to have it all
    The shard of the gloves might be in this chest
    I can't help grinding
    Cuz' I want it all
    Questing in the Deeps
    You had my shard in your name
    And you gave it
    To the thief

    Hey, now I know this story is so old
    Drama caused by loot
    But, hey now it's my turn
    Think a roll off would've been most fair
    You made no friends down there
    Your next post will be bare

    The shard of the gloves is a big must
    They keep me grinding cuz' I've got to have it all
    The shard of the gloves might be in this chest
    I can't help grinding
    Cuz' I want it all
    Questing in the Deeps
    You had my shard in your name
    And you gave it
    To the thief

    I could've had it all
    Done with EDeeps
    You had my shard in your name
    And you gave it
    To the thief

    I took your soul-stone through a bunch of doors
    To get you rezzed up and back up off the floor
    Searching piles of mounted gold
    You left me out of any kind of roll

    I could've had it all
    I could've had it all
    It all, it all, it all
    I could've had it all
    Done with EDeeps
    You had my shard in your name
    And you gave it
    To the thief
    Last edited by Braegan; 10-04-2012 at 10:45 PM.
    Git off mah lawn!

    If, If's and But's was Candies and Nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

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    Having fun with all the doom threads of late, my appologies to P.O.D.

    "Here Comes the Doom"

    I never knew that a noob like me
    Could take these fists to every quest and pwn all of Stormreach
    Kill like a caster, with a boost I'll do it faster
    I wanna let you know, I hate nerfs so you know
    Devs know me though, cuz' I treat this like it's work
    Forget my life on this earth, I'll respec, just to be the first
    I'm sure you heard, 'bout this new build going around
    Could've been left all good, but it was nerfed into the ground

    I didn't know that the Devs were so mean
    Well it's not right! It's not right!
    An' every casual is now laughing at me
    Well it's not right! It's not right!

    Doom! Here comes the Doom!
    Read my rage post, I'm a quitting now!
    Doom! Here comes the Doom!
    /ragequit and now I'm out

    I write in Caps, like I'm shouting out loud
    I'm just running off my mouth, I know this without a doubt
    I've only run elite, 'cuz these streaks continue
    Anyone who doesn't, well you're just a bunch of noobs
    Me and my crew, we were rude, picked on the newbs
    Names were called, and now we're just few
    I'm alone at the top, link you what I got just in case you forgot
    Refresh the page, tho I quit, lurking is all I got

    I didn't know that the Devs were so mean
    Well it's not right! It's not right!
    An' every casual is now laughing at me
    Well it's not right! It's not right!

    Doom! Here comes the Doom!
    Read my rage post, I'm a quitting now!
    Doom! Here comes the Doom!
    /ragequit and now I'm out
    Git off mah lawn!

    If, If's and But's was Candies and Nuts, we'd all have a Merry Christmas.

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    Forgot to add this here, but this is my theme song for whenever the servers come back up, and our buff barges are barren...

    With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel:

    Bye bye buffs!
    Bye bye XP Shrine!
    Hello empty ships!
    I think I'm-a gonna cry...
    Bye bye buffs!
    Bye bye big Guild Chest!
    Hello empty decks!
    I feel like I could die...
    Bye bye my buffs, goodbye...
    53699

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    Cool

    This is good stuff, nice that theres at least one non doom thread going :-)

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    The Raider
    Music: "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

    On a late Friday evenin',
    In a tavern on the Harbor,
    I met up with a fighter.
    We were both healin' from a wipe.
    So we took turns
    Buyin' food from the bartender.
    The bordome overtook us,
    And so he sent a tell.

    He said,
    Son, I've made a life
    Out of radin' epic places,
    And knowin' how the PUGs were,
    By the way they ran.
    So if you don't mind my sayin',
    I can see you're kinda new here.
    For some plat to help repair my gear,
    I'll give you some advice.

    So I opened a trade window,
    And he took some of my platinum,
    Then he bummed a heal scroll
    And then asked for a ship invite.
    The tells got deathly quiet,
    'Til he got all of the ship buffs,
    Said if you're going to play the game, boy,
    You gotta learn to play it right.

    Because you got to
    Know when to tank 'em,
    Know when to kite 'em,
    know when to wait for rogues,
    And know when to zerg.

    You never loot the chest
    While mobs are still a fightin',
    There'll be time enough for lootin'
    When the battle's done.

    Every raider knows,
    that the secret to survivin'
    Is knowing how to run the quest
    And knowin' when to to bail,
    'Cause every raid's a complete,
    and every raid's a wipe,
    And the best you can hope for
    Is to roll on a named you need.

    And when he finished speaking,
    He headed off the airship.
    Wished me the best of luck
    And headed for a raid.
    Sometime in the evening,
    The fighter, he had logged off,
    But in his final words,
    I found advice that I could keep.

    'Cause you got to
    Know when to tank 'em,
    Know when to kite 'em,
    know when to wait for rogues,
    And know when to zerg.

    You never loot the chest
    While mobs are still a fightin',
    There'll be time enough for lootin'
    When the battle's done.

    (Repeat last 2 stanzas)
    Last edited by Worldcrafter; 09-23-2013 at 12:23 PM.
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    "Hey! I got a piece of the +1 Butter Knife of Victory! Ah-oh, wait, wait. It's just a crummy, normal +1 dagger of ghostbane..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Memnir View Post
    *snip*
    With apologies to Simon & Garfunkel:
    *snip*
    Actually, that should be "The Everly Brothers", as they released it first. (hehehe)
    "...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"

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    Work in progress. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY


    Where have all the clerics gone and where are all our gods
    To heal a rising Hercules and equalize the odds
    Get some mana potions and completion's guaranteed
    ****************

    I need a healer
    I'm holding out for a healer for the raid run tonight
    And he's gotta max Wis
    And he's gotta dump Str
    And he's gotta stay out of the fight
    I need a healer
    I'm holding out for a healer for the raid run tonight
    And he's gotta max Wis
    And he's gotta dump Str
    And he's gotta stay out of the fight

    Somewhere after midnight, in this epic fantasy
    Somewhere just beyond the boss, there's raidloot singing out to me
    My low healing amp warforged just took a hit or three
    It's gonna take a superman to keep me on my feet

    I need a healer
    I'm holding out for a healer for the raid run tonight
    And he's gotta max Wis
    And he's gotta dump Str
    And he's gotta stay out of the fight
    I need a healer
    I'm holding out for a healer for the raid run tonight
    And he's gotta max Wis
    And he's gotta dump Str
    And he's gotta stay out of the fight

    I need a healer
    I'm holding out for a healer for the raid run tonight

    Sick of the nightmare of BYOH
    (incomplete)
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worldcrafter View Post
    The Raider
    Music: "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers

    On a late Friday evenin',
    In a tavern on the Harbor,
    I met up with a fighter.
    We were both healin' from a wipe.
    So we took turns
    The bordome overtook us,
    And so he sent a tell.

    He said,
    Son, I've made a life
    Out of radin' epic places,
    And knowin' how the PUGs were,
    By the way they ran.
    So if you don't mind my sayin',
    I can see you're kinda new here.
    For some plat to help repair my gear,
    I'll give you some advice.

    So I opened a trade window,
    And he took some of my platinum,
    Then he bummed a heal scroll
    And then asked for a ship invite.
    The tells got deathly quiet,
    'Til he got all of the ship buffs,
    Said if you're going to play the game, boy,
    You gotta learn to play it right.

    Because you got to
    Know when to tank 'em,
    Know when to kite 'em,
    know when to wait for rogues,
    And know when to zerg.

    You never loot the chest
    While mobs are still a fightin',
    There'll be time enough for lootin'
    When the battle's done.

    Every raider knows,
    that the secret to survivin'
    Is knowing how to run the quest
    And knowin' when to to bail,
    'Cause every raid's a complete,
    and every raid's a wipe,
    And the best you can hope for
    Is to roll on a named you need.

    And when he finished speaking,
    He headed off the airship.
    Wished me the best of luck
    And headed for a raid.
    Sometime in the evening,
    The fighter, he had logged off,
    But in his final words,
    I found advice that I could keep.

    'Cause you got to
    Know when to tank 'em,
    Know when to kite 'em,
    know when to wait for rogues,
    And know when to zerg.

    You never loot the chest
    While mobs are still a fightin',
    There'll be time enough for lootin'
    When the battle's done.

    (Repeat last 2 stanzas)
    Love it love it love it!

    Continuing the country theme:
    " to achey breaky heart"

    Dont tell the pug
    The ishy squishy pug
    I just dont think he understands.

    And if you tell the pug
    The ishy squishy pug
    He might run off and die again.
    Ex Euro player from devourer: Charaters on orien(Officer of Under Estimated & Nightfox): Wrothgar, Cobolt, Shadeweaver, TheMetal, Metaphysical, Allfred, Razortusk and many more.
    stuff by me: http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php...02#post4938302

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