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    Default DDO Music Parodies

    Going to start collecting these.

    The last few weeks I've been playing around in other games a bit and came across the amazing musical parodies players of other games have produced. DDO is far, far behind works like these:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCApGE7JeSI - Tuesday (World of Warcraft, warning this is set to the tune of an awful song)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlh8hfPvYrI - Last Raiding Night (Also WoW, also a horrid original song)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k86kx8rR5I - How To Stay Aligned (EVE Online)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBY-72hN4hE - I robbed a Goon (also EVE, horrid original song)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr48kZwR07E - Bad World (also EVE)

    It's time for players here to get cracking! Post either lyrics or better yet links to recordings of your works.




    Here's one to get you all started. I came up with this when someone posted a thread about looking forward to Mabar. In the style of 'Gay Bar' by Electric Six.

    You!

    I want to take you to Mabar
    I want to take you to the graveyard
    I want to take you to Mabar, Mabar, Mabar

    Let's start a war
    Start a spawncamp war
    At Mabar, Mabar, Mabar

    At the graveyard

    Now tell me
    Do you have any lich dust
    I want to ninja your lich kills
    At Mabar, Mabar, Mabar

    I've got a lagspike to put in you
    I've got a lagspike to put in you
    I've got a lagspike to put in you
    At Mabar, Mabar, Mabar

    You're a killsteal star
    At the graveyard
    You're a killsteal star
    At the graveyard
    You're a killsteal star
    At the graveyard
    You're a killsteal star
    At the graveyard
    Killsteal star
    K-Killstealin' tard

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    To the tune of "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM).


    My raid timer is done
    Time for yet another run

    Raiders don't fear the Reaver
    But the wind in there is a pain
    (knock you down with no charge)

    Come on baby
    Don't fear the Reaver
    Help me get a charge
    Don't fear the Reaver
    We'll be able to fly
    Don't fear the Reaver
    He cast Disintegrate, blam!


    Lalalalala
    Lalalalala

    The fourth orb has spun
    Gravity's here and now it's gone
    The two dead raid members
    Stuck in a room for eternity
    40th run of this raid's today
    40th run of this raid's today
    (wear a Napkin like they are)
    Another 40 runs till loot comes my way
    (wear a Napkin like they are)

    Come on baby
    Don't fear the Reaver
    Help me get a charge
    Don't fear the Reaver
    We'll be able to fly
    Don't fear the Reaver
    He cast Disintegrate? BLAM

    Lalalalala
    Lalalalala

    The ninth orb has spun
    Merfolk's, then we're gone
    Fighter tried to hit the lever
    Struck a spike and couldn't go on
    An orb was hit and more eles appeared
    Gust of Wind, Disco disappeared
    Heroes tossed like toys as dust cleared

    Don't be afraid
    Come on baby
    And she had no fear
    And she ran to him
    And the Reaver cast Fly
    She looked backward just missed a spike
    She got the raid back on the rails
    Grabbed the lever with her hand
    Teleport out as puzzle fails

    Come on baby
    Don't fear the Reaver

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    Sirgog you are my favorite person don't ever leave. :'D
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    Saw a pew-pew-power rangers ddo video in youtube, maybe that counts

    Oh and someone did a mashup of the cove kobolds with music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donfilibuster View Post
    Saw a pew-pew-power rangers ddo video in youtube, maybe that counts

    Oh and someone did a mashup of the cove kobolds with music.
    The 'Kobold still hates you' one? I remember that being available as an MP3.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    Tune to Rick Rollin'! (AKA Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Ashley)

    We're no strangers to shrouds
    You know the raid and so do I
    A balanced party's what I'm thinking of
    You could've done this at any other time
    I just wanna tell you how I'm raiding
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna search you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna wing around and desert you
    Never gonna make you mad
    Never gonna blame the lag
    Never gonna say you're bad and squelch you.

    We've known the classes for so long
    Your build's been waiting but you're too shy to try it
    Inside we both know why we've been logging on
    We love the game and we're gonna play it
    And if you join me, we'll be filling.
    Don't tell me you think, I'm picky.

    Never gonna search you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna wing around and desert you
    Never gonna make you mad
    Never gonna blame the lag
    Never gonna say you're bad and squelch you.

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    From another thread this still just totally makes me laugh:

    http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p...01&postcount=4

    Quote Originally Posted by Kepli_Moonshadow View Post
    to a little George Michael ditty:



    There's things that you guess
    And things that you know
    There's wizzies that you trust
    And sorcs that you don't
    There's little things you hide
    And little things that you show
    Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
    But you don't and that's just the way it goes

    I swear I won't tease you
    Won't tell you no lies
    I don't need no wiki
    Just look in my eyes
    I've waited so long baby
    Now that we're friends
    Every barbs' got his patience
    And here's where my ends

    I want your haste
    I want your buffs
    I want your.....haste

    It's playing on my mind
    It's dancing on my soul
    It's taken so much time
    So why don't you just let it go
    I'd really like to try
    Oh, I'd really love to know
    When you tell me you're gonna regret it
    Then I tell you that I'll buff you but you still say NO!

    I swear I won't tease you
    Won't tell you no lies
    I don't need no wiki
    Just look in my eyes
    I've waited so long baby
    Running from kobolds
    I can't take much more
    I'm losing control

    I want your haste
    I want your buffs
    I want your.....haste

    It's natural
    It's chemical (just do it)
    It's logical
    Habitual (can you do it?)
    It's magical
    But most of all.....
    Haste is something that we should do
    Haste is something for me and you

    Haste is natural - haste is good
    Not every wizzie does it
    But every wizzie should
    Haste is natural - haste is fun
    Haste is best when it's....six on one
    Six on one

    I'm not your Cleric
    I'm not your rogue
    Talk to your pally
    I am a t-a-a-a-nk

    C-c-c-c-come on

    What's your defintion of DPS baby
    What do you consider multiclassed
    Don't you know I kill till it hurts me baby
    Don't you think it's time you gave haste to me

    What's your defintion of DPS baby
    What do you call multiclassed
    Don't you know I kill till it hurts me baby
    Don't you think it's time you gave haste to me

    Haste to me
    Haste to me
    "Haste on me"

    C-c-c-c-come on

    -Kep

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    Mel, you need to sing that & post it on Youtube.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    The Guild song (Tune: I'm too sexy by right said Fred)

    I'm too Epic for my guild
    Too Epic for my guild
    Guild’s going to leave me

    I'm too Epic for my robe
    Too Epic for my robe
    So Epic it hurts

    And I'm too Epic for Eberron
    Too Epic for Eberron Black Loch and Phairlan

    And I'm too Epic for your party
    Too Epic for your party
    No way I'm Otto dancing

    I'm a model Dwarf you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the airship
    Yeah on the airship on the airship, yeah
    I do my little turn on the airship

    I'm too Epic for Amrath Tower
    Too Epic for Amrath Tower
    Too Epic by far

    And I'm too Epic for my top hat
    Too Epic for my top hat
    What do you think about that?

    I'm a Dwarven model you know what I mean
    And I do my little turn on the airship
    Yeah on the airship on the airship, yeah
    I shake my little tush on the airship

    I'm too Epic for my
    Too Epic for my too Epic for my'
    Cos I'm a Dwarven model you know what I mean

    And I do my little turn on the airship
    Yeah on the airship yea on the airship, yeah
    I shake my little tush on the airship

    I'm too Epic for my dire wolf
    Too Epic for my dire wolf
    Poor ***** poor wolfy-wolf

    I'm too Epic for my guild
    Too Epic for my guild
    Guild's going to leave me
    And I'm too Epic for this song

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirgog View Post
    Mel, you need to sing that & post it on Youtube.
    Of def. with my very choral, soprano voice. Totally works. Not.

    Mind you that could increase the stupidity factor that much higher

    I'll think about it. Don't have a mic though do have an old sound card with a midi input. And a barbarian.

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    This is dedicated to every cleric that has ever received a blind invite and been so DOWNRIGHT RUDE as to not accept and do the bidding of the person nice enough to invite you.


    In the style of Carly Rae Jespen - Heal Us Maybe



    Want to run Caught in the Web
    Beat on Lolth's belly and legs
    Ten of us looking for loot
    But now we need two heals

    I'd trade my soul for +5s
    Need Pinion to feel alive
    I've got no use for Twilight
    I'll loot it anyway

    Curse pots? I ain't got none
    That's the healer's problem
    Get store pots and lets run
    Where you think you're going cleric?

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    I'm just too lazy
    We're taking damage
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    No response to the invite
    Don't make us wait the whole night
    Here comes another invite
    So now get in my raid

    Do nothing but heal you noob
    Or else no raid loot for you
    I'll promise you all the goods
    Then ninja it away

    Curse pots? Ain't got none
    That's the healer's problem
    Get store pots and lets run
    Where you think you're going cleric?

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    When your damage is crazy?
    We're dying in here
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    We waited so so long

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    And that is your fault

    Hey I just got flagged
    And this is crazy
    We're PUGging elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Why flank the bebelith
    I'm just too lazy
    We're taking damage
    So heal us maybe

    And all my guild mates
    Try to dance me
    But we'll PUG elite Lolth
    So heal us maybe

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    We waited so so long

    Before you came into our raid we waited so long
    We waited so long
    And that is your fault
    So heal us maybe
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    To the song California- by Phantom Planet

    You didn't help you team
    That's why your ass got reamed
    And as cliche'd as it may seem
    Your the biggest noobs I've ever seen
    Your kills were few and far between

    I run out of breath
    when I count your every death
    I don't have any sp left
    Of resources I am bereft
    To carry corpses I need more heft

    Now I won't heal ya, I won't heal ya, now your done!

    (Its a work in progress.)

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    To the tune of Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby got Back', I present you:

    "I like hit points and I cannot lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a dwarf comes up with a big greataxe
    and that red bar in yo' face you get sprung!
    Wanna pull up though
    Cause you know those hit points are stuffed!
    Deep in the abi set she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna raid with ya
    and take a picture
    My guildies tried to warn me
    but ten toughness feats ain't not too corny!
    Oh, you come to me
    and say you wanna get in my raid?
    Well use, me, use me, cause you ain't that average newbie

    All the trash is dancing
    And my blows are glancing
    We're set, prepped, got her tanking but she has no threat

    I'm tired of forum gimps
    saying monk tanks are the thing!
    Take the average pug raider and ask him that:
    you gotta have much health!

    So fellows! (YEAH!) Fellows! (YEAH!)
    Do you have 1k hit points? (HELL YEAH!)
    So tank it! Tank it! Tank with those hit points
    Baby got health!"
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    I've done a few of these in my day.... can't find a lot of em, cause they're in threads not started by me - but oh well.

    From back in 2009, after the combat changes, to the tune of American Pie by Don Mclean... Bye Bye Mr. DPS Guy.


    Bye Bye Mr. DPS Guy...


    A few, short days ago…
    I can still remember when
    How killing kobolds made me smile
    And I knew that as I leveled up
    I could craft some Min and Lighting IIs
    And maybe tank Sulo and Harry or the Pup
    But 9.1 it made me shiver
    My BAB it did not deliver
    Bad news was after login
    I couldn’t take another swing


    I can’t remember if I cried
    When I saw my anemic stride
    But something seemed gimped inside
    The day the combat died…

    So, bye-bye, Mr. DPS Guy

    Swung my khopesh and my Great Axe
    But the speed was a lie

    And them good ol dwarves were drinking Cure Lights and Rage
    Sighing, “Yesterday this used to be fun…
    “Yesterday this used to be fun…”



    My apologies to Joan Jett and the Blackhearts...
    Set to the tune of Bad Reputation:

    Neg Reputation

    I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation

    Even if it gets me into perma-moderation

    An OP can say what they wanna say and that’s
    What I'm gonna do!

    An' I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation

    Oh no not me

    An' I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation

    Never said I wanted polite conversation
    An' it goes right over my head
    Why the boxes are always red
    An' it just can’t be what I said

    An' I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation

    Oh no, not me
    Oh no, not me

    I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation
    I've never been afraid to ignore logical refutation
    An' I don't really care
    If ya think I'm wrong
    I ain't gonna change

    An' I'm never gonna care 'Bout my Neg Reputation

    Oh no, not me
    Oh no, not me

    Red Box me, boys!

    I don’t give a damn ‘bout no Neg Reputation

    This post’s in trouble
    From my poor communication
    An' dumb vets can say
    What they want to say
    I just say that they’re wrong anyway


    So why should I care 'bout a Neg Reputation anyway

    Oh no, not me
    Oh no, not me


    I don't give a damn 'bout my Neg Reputation

    Vets are posting facts
    To a new generation
    An' I only feel good
    When I say they’re wrong
    An' that's how I'm gonna stay


    An' I don't give a damn 'bout my Neg Reputation

    Oh no, not me
    Oh no, not me,

    NOT ME!


    And my most recent effort - with apologies to Queen and to the tune of Keep Yourself Alive:

    Keep Your Streak Alive

    I was told a million times
    Of all the monsters in my way
    Tried to get a little Braver
    Another Bonus every day

    So I killed a million kobolds
    And I quested a good long while
    So I'd still be where I started
    A player getting XP with a smile

    Well I did a million quests
    In town and away
    But I never saw my face
    Cause my alt faces the other way


    Well they say your guild is telling you
    To be a super TR
    And I tell you'll be satisfied
    Running quests on Elite and Hard

    Keep your streak alive! keep your streak aliiiive
    It'll get you all you XP and money
    And honey your streak survives

    Well I've looted a million treasures
    In a happy questing haze
    And I ate a million tasty hams
    Brought to me on silver trays

    I can craft me everything I need
    As I kill that Ogre and that Troll
    And I'll grow that Bonus bigger
    Maybe that can be my goal

    I was told a million times
    Of all the beholders in my way
    How I had to keep on leveling
    And get better every day

    But when I've killed a million kobolds
    And I know they still hate me
    Then I'd better then when I started
    Better then when I started

    Keep you're streak alive! keep your streak aliiiive
    It'll get you all you XP and money
    Honey your streak survives

    Keep your streak alive
    Keep your streak aliiiiive
    It'll take that Bravery and that Bonus
    To keep me satisfied

    Do you think your Braver every day?
    No I just think I'm two TRs nearer to winning this game!


    Keep your streak alive come on
    Keep your streak alive mmm
    It'll take that Bravery and that Bonus
    To keep me satisfied
    Keep your streak alive come on
    Keep your streak alive



    As I said, I know I've got more of these floating around - just can't find em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grayham View Post
    The Guild song (Tune: I'm too sexy by right said Fred)
    That needs to be sung by Fred.

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    did this back in 2010


    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonwelder View Post
    Lava is a burning thing
    Fire lore really makes it sting
    Bound for Kobolds in a Mire
    I memorized my wall of fire

    I cast another wall of fire
    I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
    The wall of fire

    I cast another wall of fire
    I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
    The wall of fire

    Black dragon breath aint sweet
    Acid burns my stinky feet
    I went zerging in the mire
    Oh, and my fire went wild

    I cast another wall of fire
    I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
    The wall of fire

    I cast another wall of fire
    I jumped, round and round, and the flames went higher
    And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
    The wall of fire

    And it burns, burns, burns, the wall of fire
    The wall of fire
    The wall of fire
    The wall of fire
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    POITNS AT SIG ->

    Already on it my good man.

    Also for chrismass I wote: An ode to badly played paladins.
    (sung to the tune of silent night)

    Valiant knight, Holy knight.
    Strong and tough but not too bright,
    You went zerging off ahead,
    Left the party and now your dead,
    die in heavenly peices,
    die in heavenly peace

    Valiant knight, Holy knight
    Now your dead, serves you right,
    You scream and moan at the Healor,
    Then drop the party - halalujah
    Thank christ that rusher is goneon..
    Thank christ that rusher is gone!
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    Sung to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

    Is this a dungeon,
    Is this my dad's basement?
    Caught by a mind blast,
    No healers on the horizon.
    Open the chest,
    Loot only the best, for me.
    I'm just a lowbie, I need no sympathy
    Because I'm zerging here, zerging there,
    Very little time to spare.
    Where the LFM goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Leader, I've killed a mob.
    Put my sword agains their heads,
    Rolled some vorpals, now their dead.
    Leader, the quest had just begun
    But now I've gone and messed up our XP.
    Leader, ooo-ooo
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I don't reconnect again this time tomorow
    Drop me, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, the lag has come,
    The latency is such a crime,
    I'm disconnecting all the time.
    Goodbye everybody, I've got waggro,
    Gotta rage-quit you all behind and face the truth.
    Leader, ooo-ooo
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometime wish I wasn't a perma-death.

    I see a little silhouetto of a toon,
    Suulomades, Suulomades will you come down from that tower?
    Thunderbolts and lightning - really, really frustrating me.
    Ghola-Fan, Ghola-Fan,
    Ghola-Fan, Ghola-Fan,
    Get me the head of Ghola-Fan - magnifico.

    I'm just a lowbie, nobody love me.
    He's just a lowbie, with a bad build you see,
    Spare his party from his monstrosity.
    Vault of Night/easy go, LFM is good to go
    Tresor von Nacht! No - we will not the cleric in - let him in
    Tresor von Nacht! No - we will not the wizard cleric in - let him in
    Tresor von Nacht! No - we will not the fighter in - let him in
    Will not let him in - let him in (never)
    Never let him in - Let him in
    Never let me in - ooo
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
    Oh please leader, please leader, please leader let me in,
    Aussircaex has a devil put aside for me,
    for me,
    for me!

    So you think you can stoneskin me but leave me dry,
    So you think you won't res me and leave me to die.
    Oh healer - can't do this to me healer,
    Just gonna log out, just gonna log right out of here.

    Ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
    Nothing really matters,
    All my groups can see,
    Nothing really matters
    Nothing really matters but XP.

    Where the LFM goes....
    I am Rheinhart and Crytonian on Argonessen.

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    Here's an old one: I'm on a Boat (Flying Boat)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NFLJYddRtc


    And of course- who can forget: Roll a D6

    http://vimeo.com/23248158
    Last edited by Arnez; 09-11-2012 at 11:21 AM.

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