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    Smile 1,000,000 plat give-away

    Now because I am so bored, and I feel generous, I will give 1 million pp to the person who makes me laugh the most by telling me the stupidest thing they've said to a girl.
    Competition closes in 3 days
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    thanks for trying ^^
    Last edited by derping; 09-03-2012 at 09:28 AM.
    ~~Mistersoul~~

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    hi. my name is mistersoul. can i get your number?
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    quem deus vult perdere, dementat prius

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    Oh yeah, I cut hair all the time. You'll look great.

    (She still hates me)

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    now that you mention it...yeah you do look like youve gained some weight

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    Sorry babes, I only slept with her once. I swear.

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    Smile Hi, Jeanvieve

    Totally hot chick in my foreign language class walks by my table at lunch and waves. I wave back and say: Hi Jeanvieve.

    I was so enthralled by her that I did not consider that waving while holding my chocolate milk, would result in pouring chocolate milk all over my shirt, pants and chair.

    To this day she goes out of her way just to wave at me and say: Hi. She still grins and giggles about it. We share a memorable moment every time. I guess there is no use crying over spilt milk.

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    This thread is going to get closed.

    I read from a script once and she knew it. We were on the phone at the time. I told her huh? But she knew. This was when I was 17.
    Last edited by Zorth; 08-30-2012 at 10:29 PM.
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    I was only 7 or 8 years old at that time, and my 4 or 5 years old little cousin was running around naked after taking a shower. When she came in front of me. I was like "OMG! Where is your..." That's the most stupidest thing I have ever asked a girl.

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    "Sorry, I can't see you that nite, that's my Dungeons & Dragons nite."
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    How far along are you?


    I'm not pregnant!



    Not on your server but the OP made it pop into my head. I'll never make that mistake again!

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    Does "hi" count if it includes vomiting in her gym bag?

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    Hi! Are you going my way? I need some company tonight. We could have a lot of fun.

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    Was really drunk once and asked a girl why she didnt shave her mustash didnt know she was taking steroids for a medical condition and side effects included hair growth.


    Beware the Sleepeater

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    Marry me

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    "Are you sure you're not angry?"

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    I do

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    Oh one more, was drinking beer with some friends and there was this one girl I really liked (I was 14 at the time she was 17) I started talking to her which at the time I would never talk to girls unless drunk. Well I started asking her why she was wearing a bra and she kept saying she wasnt, so finally I said prove it and she did by pulling her shirt up I was so shocked I spit beer all over her she was so ticked off she didnt talk to me for weeks. I found out later on she had a crush on me and wanted me to ask her out but I made her so mad so got over that.


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    My gelatinous cube's food smells gelatinous cube's food

    (both me and my gf are nerds and we like to make reference to film etc like this one from the simpson! She's still laughing at it XD)
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    ALL HAIL TO ITS SQUISHY-MAJESTY SIR KNORR, LORD OF OOZES AND MASTER OF SLIME
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    Talking to my wife

    "can you believe there is a guy giving away 1m plat in ddo!"
    "what?!"
    "nevermind"


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    It's my uber cheesiest line of all time (that actually worked!):

    Me "can I stay the night"

    Her "only if you be good"

    Me "baby, I'm always good"


    True story.
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