Vote and immediately sneak away in hope I don't get any more attention from her.
I would tell her, "I never vote Republican. I prefer my overlords be Democrats or independents."
If she gave me a cool lapel button that said "Lolth or Death" as I was going into the polling booth, I'd totally vote for her.
A PUG is like a box of chocolates
Get people to read your post.
I'd ask her if she'll give me a winter wolf if I give her my vote. Yes, it is Lolth we're talking about and she'd probably want to rip me to pieces for it, but I'd never know for sure without trying and would regret it for the rest of my life! Maybe she would actually be amused. What? Don't look at me like that. Yes, a winter wolf is totally worth Lolth's wrath!
I'd pretend to acquiesce and write her name on the paper. Then I'd cross out the 'th'.
I don't have a zerging problem.
I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.
"Come on folks its easy" Tico 20 Cleric, Montico Arti, Longlife 18/2 Ranger/monk, Jaaomae wc 20, Teeco Cleric
Vote for her on the condition that I become a demigod. Or at least a blackguard, so I can smite things with EVIL!
Honkin * Diaari * Bazongas
Squash her like the puny arachnid she is with my Tier XLII Alchemical Maul.
What's the point of epic levels if you aren't EPIC!
Captain's Crew - Ghallanda
Quiver in a puddle until she got fed up and had me for lunch. Assuming, of course, that she was hungry...
We magnetize to our lives what we hold in our thoughts-Anonymous
Is it a secret ballot? If so, i'd assure the Great and Powerful Lolth (that name sounds like "lolz" pronounced with a lisp) that she like, totally had my vote, then vote for absolutely anyone else.
If not, then i'd vote for her, and then sue later to get the election results voided due to voter intimidation. Assuming she hadn't fed me to spiders, of course.
I would vote yes and say I will make 10 friends vote yes as well if lloth forgets my name.
In my artificer persona, I would command my iron defender to attack her. While she was distracted by his unnerving post-ladder-climbing habit of levitating, I would try to flee.
Vote for her.
Good Luck and Good Gaming
Former Xoriat Server
Benne 20 Fighter Human
What I'd do if she asked for my vote?
I for one welcome our new forgotten realms and spider overlords.
You may have my vote!
I would say I would vote early and often!
Magical Rings are well... magical. - Gandalf
What would I do if Lolth asked for my vote?
I would publicly vote for the most popular Coin Lord in order to advance my standing with them and continue to fill my pockets with the platinum that funds my Haste potion addiction. I am sure that if Lolth decides that she wants my vote, that my vote will be counted "appropriately" by the election monitors that I helped place in the various districts of Stormreach. She knows who her true subjects are.
I would pinch myself because I know I am dreaming and wake up next to Bob Newhart!
Thelanis: Fergee-Insanitee-Smartee-Kamikazee-Laidee-Rhapsodee-Serenittee-Trinnitee (Member of Inferus Sus)
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