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    She is running for office in the US? I forgot that she was hatched in a dusty, old shed on some farm in one of those midwest states, so she is a citizen. And with all the progressive changes she will bring, such as cost free healing spells...I would say yes.
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    I would shake her hand. All eight...um, make that ten...of them! Then I would vow to never wash my hand. True, my hand would probably gradually dissolve away from the venom residue, but it would be worth it. I mean, c'mon...Lolth!!

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    Tell her she can have my vote as long as she can fill in the blanks on this sentence. Fool me once shame on _________ . Fool me twice ______ ______ ______.

    Anything resembling a Bushism is the equivalent of me rolling a 1.

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    Vote for Lolth?!?

    Hendrik remember the Demonweb Pits!

    Hendrik never forget.


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    I would reply, "I definitely could not vote for you if I were to meet an untimely death in my upcoming battle with giants... Why thanks! I shall wear this mask in your honor!"

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    Default Free Honey for Everyone!!!

    I would ask her to subsidize the Honeybee industry.

    It seems as master of the web, she should be able to guarantee that any bees caught in the web could be released to continue in the production of honey.

    I would then buy futures in fruits and flowers and form a ruthless aggro-conglomerate across Xendrik using Lolth poisoned honey to assassinate would be rivals thereby assuring myself a position on Lolth's cabinet as future minister of agriculture.

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    Stayed faithful to the Lady, knowing she would be my salvation. Wait, what quest am I in again?
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    I'd hit Spell Frenzy on my Eardweller, activate Max and Empower, scream "Never!" and start DoTing her.
    Madness....YESZ! THIS! IS! XORIAT!

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    I would demand that kobalds be allowed to care for her driders unmolested, so that a future coalition of dragons , spiders, driders, kobalds, and me could devastate any of the prime material planes for her, if she agrees, I give her my vote, plus I'll coerce whomever else I can to vote for her as well, their choice or their death avowed to Lolths name.
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    I would say sorry, but I already voted for Belashyrra.

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    Are there any other choices? No, there isn't. Lolth 2012!!

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    I'd pull off her legs and break out my magnifying glass.

    Some habits are hard to break.

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    I would leave behind my faith in Vulkoor

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    She's a gargantuan spider demi-god capable of destroying entire planets.

    I'd do whatever she asked. And like it.

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    i would think i'd drunk to much in delirium and keep nursing my hangover.

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    Am I too late?

    So sad I couldn't get to PAX. *cry*
    PLEASE FIX LAG. PLEASE FIX BUGS.

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    I would not vote because voting doesn't mean anything to chaos. I would however use my diplomacy skill to convince her to let me go based on without order there is no chaos. If this attempt fails, I would stand my ground, fight and die with honor.

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    "Ok, you get a vote from me, only if you turn my drow character into a drider"
    Last edited by Zyerz; 04-09-2012 at 11:17 PM.

    "Hikari datte, yami datte, kitto"

    Into light, into darkness, surely.

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    Wonder really hard why a creature of deific powers would be asking for a mere mortal's vote.... And then quickly give her my vote because I do value life to some extent, and making godlike entities mad at you usually doesn't help to much in preserving life.

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    Better than Nader!

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