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    Default When....

    When your 4 yr old comes up and says dad: Stop boxing on my laptop I've gotta go kill some old guys in PVP.
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    When in english class on the topic of symbolism and the teacher asks "What does green symbolise?" to which you answer "Haste! AKA: Fighter crack!"

    When I am at rifle practice and look for my "True Strike" ability for the +20 to-hit.

    When you accidentally call one of your red-headed friends "Velah"

    When eating ham, you thank Kargon for it being the bestimest ham evur, and be stunned for 10 seconds.

    When getting hit by a dodgeball you think to yourself "Must have rolled a 1."

    When your father farts and you run out of the room yelling "NOOOOOOOOOO! MY HIT DIE ISN'T HIGH ENOUGH TO SURVIVE CLOUDKILL!"

    I'm sure I can think of more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rian View Post
    When I am at rifle practice and look for my "True Strike" ability for the +20 to-hit.
    I read through the Hunger Games recently, the main character (toon?) has archery skills. And a few people to kill. And only like 9 arrows or something. And I was wondering for a couple seconds why she didn't just kite people into a line and only use 1 arrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeebaNeighba View Post
    I read through the Hunger Games recently, the main character (toon?) has archery skills. And a few people to kill. And only like 9 arrows or something. And I was wondering for a couple seconds why she didn't just kite people into a line and only use 1 arrow.
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    When you use your toons name as your password to log onto your computer at work (then when it expires you use your alts name lol)

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    when the first thing you type in the search bar field is "ddo".

    (true story... comes up with some funny results sometimes)
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    We are not working with the aliens to send messages that are picked up by your microwaved meatloaf dinner. At least I don't think so...
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    You wake up in the morning and mentally type /quest as you log in to the day.

    Then sigh when your laundry timer is up.

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    ...you have to reslot the guildslot 3x per gaming session.
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    when you're sick you picture yourself with neg levels and wonder "where the heck is that cleric"

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    You run across a busy street figuring you can just get rezzed on the far side if you get hit...

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    You spend most of your free time writing programs to support the game you should be playing....

    EDIT - He posted himself lol...took it out of here...
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    Default You know you Play too much DDO when!!!!!!!

    Sorry,

    Just had to.

    My fair share of playing too much.... MYDDO if you dont think its true..... Still waiting until tonight dammit.

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    When you find drama threads endlessly entertaining.

    When you know the people participating in the drama threads.

    When you participate in the drama threads.
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    Trees in bloom make you wary for Golem Escorts and Zombie Shephards.
    When you stand out in the rain, you get wet.

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    .. if you pike at work just to answer to this thread.

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    When you are getting hammered at work (I cook for a living) and you are yelling that the hostess needs to learn better CC.

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    When you get arrested for shadow humping complete strangers on the street

    your defense in court is "Devs should fix the bug and untill then its not griefing"

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    You've been playing too long when it feels more awkward to use your friends' real name than character's name
    -Anything is possible....if you don't understand the problem.
    -Better to be perceived a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.
    -Luck is simply a crossroads between circumstance and knowledge, both are things you can control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Syllph View Post
    When you're bored in line at the bank and you start shadow-humping the guy in front of you.
    ROFL!!! +1 to you for making my day.
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    ... when you say "I'm gonna shrine" instead of "I'm gonna rest" (true story, I did it after helping someone move heavy stuff).

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