Q) Are your pockets sanitary?
Q) would you like my tasty ham cake recipe to give out to the good little adventurers of stormreach the next time you visit?
Server: Sarlona. Characters: Rackoribs Barbequed, Brautwurst Flamegrilled, Porkloin Flameseared
Do you ever get tired of baking the same cookies and if so maybe we can get The Cookie Boss from Xoriat to help put a little spice in the recipe.
The sleeper has awakened
Krakonos The Ancient One Guild leader of Guardians of the Game Khyber
KrakenHeads(L20 WF THF) Ftr, KrakenSkulzz(L20 WF TWF), KrakenKills(L24 Drow Assisin), Spydraxis, KrakenSouls(L25 Human Fvs), KrakenHealz(L24 Human Cleric), KrakenTunes(L18 Drow Bard/Crafter A150/D150/E150)
The new taken cookie is delicious, do i detect a dash of kobold?
What is the probability of getting an exceptional reward from:
Copper turn in
Silver turn in
Gold turn in
What I want from the jester!
12 kobolds drumming
11 Bards a singing
10 Souls A leaping
9 Barbarians dancing
8 fighters drinking
7 sunblades a swinging
6 rangers ranging
5 golden torcs
4 calling dragons
3 french fiends
And A +4 tome in a pear tree
I will be here all week!
Q) Can you do my laundry? I'm very bussy collecting your coins!
How do you decide what reward to give for the coins?
Santa's got a "naughty or nice" list, what about you?
We want more Shavarath quests!
Please fix the Radiant Servant Burst!
My Warforged Really Loves The Coal Cookies And Would Like To know If Theres A Place He Can get Them off Season?
Do all the cookies have the same chance to be given? Some seem more rare than other.
Just reposting my last post to you Mr. Jester since it was placed in the incorrect thread:
First of all, nice stache. I see you continued the time honored tradition of Movember this year. Second of all, I wanted to thank you for allowing the cookies to continue to be magic items. This has proved to be very useful to me because of my expertise in bringing out the latent characteristics in items that are imbued with the powers of the divine and arcane. All these gifts are fantastic and I am quite thankful. However, is there any way that I might be able to get a cookie or dog biscuit for my pet Bojangles? You see he rips kobolds apart and quite frankly the stentch of decay keeps me from allowing him to carry around a kobold arm to gnaw on during our journeys. Also, it would be nice to reward him whenever he doesn't dry hump furniture, particularly ladders. It's quite embarassing you see. I'm invited to accompany other adventurers on their journeys and the first thing Ol' Bojangles does is begin humping ladders. I can't blame him because he is a boy dog, but I would like just a little reward to help him get over his ladder fetish. Could you please help me out?
TR'd: Oloam | Wudiso | Nurinil | Dolurth | Quoer | Alyinsa
Others: Olotho | Olefir | Dolrrh | Baroril
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Jester, how long will your jolly countenance favor us this season? I just want to make sure I don't miss the last day of your stay.
If you could become any other being in Stormreach for a day, who would you be? Why? What would you do?
I've always found you to be a snappy dresser; can we get an outfit like yours to spread Festivult cheer? Speaking of cheer, I heard a rumour that you put butter rum in your egg nog; is that why the rum is always gone? Can you share some of that nog too? I've been missing the rum... and that's why I've been very good this year.
Are your cookies and cakes safe to eat by people with food allergies?
Will there ever be cookies of fly?
But Truth is eternal, so it can never be old or new. It never ‘was’ or ‘will be.’ It just ‘is.’ It always ‘is.’
I heard of you since im a kid and im really happy to be able to make contact with you. I have one question tough... Where do you find the power and the energy to imbue all these cookies with surprise? Are you the one who REALLY imbue all the cookies or do you have workers to help you doing this magic?
Elilana, in the house near the Wayward Lobster
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