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    The Festivult Jester is interested in answering some of your Festivult-related (or Jester-related) questions in an upcoming column over on his my.ddo blog, and wants your submissions!

    Please reply in this thread with a question or two for the Jester; we'll pass your questions along to his Cookie-ness to look over and answer several of in an upcoming column!

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    1) Is it true that you use elves living in a tree to make your cookies?

    2) How do you get the wolves to tolerate the antlers on their heads? My dog just keeps shaking them off before I can get a picture.

    Thanks!
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    Two questions regarding coin drop rate:

    Does quest difficulty affect the drop rate? In past Festivults I had seen some evidence that at hard/elite level drop rate was WORSE, and normal was the best, but it was tenuous evidence at best.

    Does quest level affect the drop rate? In the past that did not seem to be the case, but this time I ran the heck out of Haverdasher without a single gold coin, then got 3 gold coins from one Shroud run.
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    Why, oh why Jester, are your goodies random?!

    I want a stack of the super duper Endless Night Jelly Cake!! YUM!




    Can you tell us what the Exceptional Gift(s) is(are)? I have never received one!

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    Is it true that to get the cookies you sell you made a extraplanar deal with a witch known in certain circles as unhealthily interested in young, plump children?

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    Can we get a barter box where we can trade cookies 3 for 1 for the ones we actually want?

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    What special items do you have for us this year?

    Can I have a +4 supreme tome? Pretty please


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    At a recent party down at the Leaky Dingy, I was served a very tasty dish. I asked the server what it was called and he replied "Elf Pudding, The Festivult Jester's favorite holiday treat!" My question is, is that made FOR elves, BY elves, or OF elves?
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    were any kobolds harmed in the making of festivault goodies?

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    Are the exceptional reward prizes only for gold coin turn ins or do I have a chance for say a sun blade or +4 tome from copper turn ins, even if at a much reduced rate
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    will the jester be in vegas this year?

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    Oh sexy Jester I just have one question for you stud muffin...

    Boxers, briefs, banana hammock, or are you going comando this year?

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    Can I have your stuff?

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    1. Do any of your treats come in low fat, low calorie, or low carb options?

    2. What should I get my sweetie for Festivult when she has everything a raging Half Orc Barbarian could want?

    3. Who should I call if I experience an adverse reaction to any of your treats?

    3. Which treat is your favorite?
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    Okay, we know that a lower tier coin set can upgrade to the next higher tier, etc. Would you be willing to share the odds of turning in a Copper set and getting an Exceptional item?
    (Not the level-by-level breakdown, just the bottom line '1:umpteen-bazillions' chance.)


    Can you ask your confectioner elves to research making the Cupcakes from a slightly better brand of ingredients?
    (Would be nice if Cupcakes were maybe CMW, just to bump them up a bit from the standard Korthos starter pots.)
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    will these cookies and cakes be available from my local girl scout troop?

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    Dear Jester,

    Can you tell us how you managed to Coax a Kobold ( I suspect it's KookieKobold ) out of the Kobold Cookies you're giving us this year ?

    Is it true that you have to tickle Velah to get the Velah cookies ?
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    is the jester available for birthday parties?

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    1. The cookies that you are giving away are based from named bosses. Is the idea behind this pertains to your inner desire to conquer or devour the aforementioned named bosses? But because of your "choice" or "reason" not to fight, you transfer all this inner desire in baking the cookies instead to simulate "control"? Or perhaps the reason behind this is, the named bosses are really misunderstood and you are spreading a subliminal message saying they have "good" effects in all over Eberron?

    2. Are you an adventurer before and took a cookie in the knee?

    I know it says two, but I would like the Jester's Opinion:
    Which is way cuter, Halfling in a Santa Suit or a Snow-Kobold (Snowman in kobold form)?

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    Do gems of looting affect the probability of getting better coins?

    What will happen if I scoff the cookies I received from the event earlier this year?

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