Make me the beefiest, AC-est, hate-tankingest puppy imaginable. Not a whole lot of variables, so it should be easy. However, I am at work and unable to view any DDO-related sites other than the forums to pull the numbers.
Crate, my robo-puppy, is clearly designed only as a distraction/free body to stand on things, and as such, I want him to be as intense as possible while he's standing there doing nothing, or pulling switches, or running back and forth across the same four feet while a kobold shaman jumps in and out of his rage, or being sent mercilessly to his doom.
Don't look at me that way. He is a distraction. Obviously, he has no feelings (that I care about).
AC is what I'm looking for. Can't really give him any more intim unless I give up the AC, and I'm just curious to see how high it'll go. In the end, I pretty much anticipate giving him a Quorforged Docent or DT for HP/guards, but if that AC can get to a respectable amount, he's gonna be my hate-tank.