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    Default Funny Cannith Quotes

    So now that we've gotten yet another loot drama thread out of our systems I figured it was time for a thread everyone would enjoy. I will get us started.

    From korthos general chat:

    ******: how do i become an iron defender?
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    Ultimately you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it be a good player.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarrant
    Please don't make posts like this, thanks.
    You can give a man fire and he will be warm for a day, but set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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    Not an actual person, but I still find it funny.

    (Say): Jeets Shimis says, 'Ha, I still got plenty of stamina! I can go all night long!'
    Snarfity snarfly snarf.

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    This happened several months ago but it is still the funniest thing I have seen someone say in general:

    For the last thirty minutes or so a Noob lvl 4 rogue had been trying to pvp but obviously up against lvl 20's he was failing pretty bad.

    Noob: You guys just wait till my character sever transfer goes through. I have a lvl 85 character who will kick all your butts!

    The whole general chat starts laughing and noob quits the game and in all likelihood goes back to WoW.

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    I don't remember if I shook my head, or laughed, but about five minutes after the servers come back up Monday:

    "After Korthos, what quest is the next Rune Arm?"

    Not too funny, but go play, or look it up!
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    The clam can not be ransacked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki_3369 View Post
    Not an actual person, but I still find it funny.

    (Say): Jeets Shimis says, 'Ha, I still got plenty of stamina! I can go all night long!'
    (Say) Jeets Shimis says, 'Im here to watch your behind now.'

    Maybe he is a little halfing, but for sure knows whats good in life.
    Last edited by licho; 09-14-2011 at 12:52 PM.

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    Sometime ago, my altitis had struck again and I was doing my usual once through Korthos when I saw this:

    "Anyone want to do the quest bestowed?"

    Several players asked "what quest" and the player responded, "bestowed". It was patiently explained to this person that that was not actually the name of the quest, that they had had a quest bestowed upon them, but, after numerous tries, most seemed to give it up as a lost cause.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loki_3369 View Post
    Not an actual person, but I still find it funny.

    (Say): Jeets Shimis says, 'Ha, I still got plenty of stamina! I can go all night long!'
    Sounds entirely in-character for Jeets.

    Remember what he says at the completion of Korthos introductory quest.
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by brian14 View Post
    Sounds entirely in-character for Jeets.

    Remember what he says at the completion of Korthos introductory quest.
    I got a chuckle the first time I saw him at Ataraxia's Wazoo Bar surrounded by 3 halfling lasses with the Tidy surname.

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    This pales in comparison to Lars Heyton beating off sahaugin.
    I'm piking at work.
    I disarm traps........with my face!
    How do I know that I am better than you are? Because I'm in Thrudh's signature and you're not. That's how.

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    Quote Originally Posted by somenewnoob View Post
    This pales in comparison to Lars Heyton beating off sahaugin.
    Actually if you remember correctly he says "we beat them off ..." So you had a role in that as well. I'm just sayin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thwart View Post
    Actually if you remember correctly he says "we beat them off ..." So you had a role in that as well. I'm just sayin.
    I guess that does give new meaning to the term "spawn point."

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    "No! It's too red! Too red! Put it back in!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by thwart View Post
    Actually if you remember correctly he says "we beat them off ..." So you had a role in that as well. I'm just sayin.
    lol

    twf.......I had no part in the beat off. Hands FULL!

    I actually threw something in that caption thread with the trog saying "Whoa, wait, you and Lars Heyton did WHAT to the sahaugin?"
    I'm piking at work.
    I disarm traps........with my face!
    How do I know that I am better than you are? Because I'm in Thrudh's signature and you're not. That's how.

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    Not sure if "funny" is right word here. On the last day of Mabar festival last year, someone put in general channel:

    "I am going to sleep. My phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. When Summoning Chamber opens, please call me and wake me up."
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    This just happened. It was pretty funny.
    Litany elite, group forms, a player tells us to pike and he'll solo it.

    LFM Leader: ok lets do this
    Player 1: easiest way is if u stay out and i do it
    LFM Leader: works for me
    (party): Your party member, Player 1, has died.
    Player 1: ...
    LFM Leader: ruh roh
    Player 1: does Kai have vorpals?
    LFM Leader: yes
    Player 2: yes
    Player 1: his first swing vopred me
    LFM Leader: lucky guy

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    Barbarians/Fighters, Solo Ability: Good
    Wizards/Sorcerers, Solo Ability: Challenging

    I stole it but it's funniest ddo quote ever.
    Cannith : Khakan ( Ftr ) - Ajattara ( Rog ) - Rigeell ( Fvs ) No guild, No Cry

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    Quote Originally Posted by FeralKittie View Post
    "Anyone want to do the quest bestowed?"
    Ever thought about players whose first language is not english?

    'Hello'
    'My name is Danny'
    'I am 11 years old'
    'A quest is bestowed upon me'

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    Whatever that quote in redwillow is....something about cleansing the drows taint.

    And the messege you get after cleansing a greensteel item.

    The devs have a funny scriptwriter.


    Also...."Kobold smell all...kobold omnisniffent!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRMechMan View Post
    And the messege you get after cleansing a greensteel item.
    Can you remind us what it is?
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    Starting end fight in eChrono. Zone in, beat down all the abishai, ddoor out. One guildie says 'AFK' as we ddoor. Party chat looks like this...

    Player X: AFK
    Player X: back
    Player X: Oh
    Player X: F***
    Player X has died.

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