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    Quote Originally Posted by brian14 View Post
    Can you remind us what it is?
    Something like...Success with altar of devestation cleansing of the taint!

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    Snarfle
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    Quote Originally Posted by gerardIII View Post
    Ever thought about players whose first language is not english?
    Oh, I wasn't trying to imply that the misunderstanding wasn't reasonable.

    It was the language quirk itself that that struck me as funny not that someone was confused by it. And then our inability to explain it, like a "who's on first" routine or trying to explain an idiom.

    Yeah, I'm one of those people that lols at puns.
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    Being friends with some inexperienced players can bring some moments of joy.

    Got this Tell out of the blue from one of them about my current main (12ftr/8monk)

    XXX: "You should TR your guy into 12 monk / 8 fighter."
    XXX: "That way you'll have a lvl 20 fighter and lvl 20 monk."

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    Quote Originally Posted by nomaddog View Post
    Starting end fight in eChrono. Zone in, beat down all the abishai, ddoor out. One guildie says 'AFK' as we ddoor. Party chat looks like this...

    Player X: AFK
    Player X: back
    Player X: Oh
    Player X: F***
    Player X has died.
    That guy is awesome. I wish I could be like him one day.

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    Durring Abbot, an Arti is giving deadly, one is asking for a second cast.

    The Arti is casting again and saying:

    (Party): [Party] Purr: did you have a third set that needed to be buffed? your greater reptile bane ones in case we run against trogs?
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    Default Because no one else has said it...

    Quote Originally Posted by licho View Post
    (Say) Jeets Shimis says, 'Im here to watch your behind now.'

    Maybe he is a little halfing, but for sure knows whats good in life.
    He may know what is GOOD in life, but only Conan knows what is BEST in life...

    Yes, that's all I can come up with.
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    Thelanis - Llewndyn (FVS), Brickadoom Jenkins (barb/ ftr)
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    Nerf Happiness

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    Default Oh, and

    Day before yesterday, was running an elite HiPS for BB, had BYOH on LFG, someone who frequents these very forums joins and takes the 6th slot (meaning he SAW what I had in my party), says "You guys need a healer." and leaves. I update LFM with what he said, we get a fighter I think, and complete with the shortest end fight ever. Sure, it's not as funny as the other stuff here, but I still found it hilarious.

    EDIT - BTW, this was not on Cannith, but I can't be bothered to delete it because I'm lazy.
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    Ghallanda - LLEWNDYN 27 Necro Wiz (completionist) + other random uncared for players - Blackmoor Defenders
    Thelanis - Llewndyn (FVS), Brickadoom Jenkins (barb/ ftr)
    Quote Originally Posted by jandhaer View Post
    Nerf Happiness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llewndyn View Post
    Day before yesterday, was running an elite HiPS for BB, had BYOH on LFG, someone who frequents these very forums joins and takes the 6th slot (meaning he SAW what I had in my party), says "You guys need a healer." and leaves. I update LFM with what he said, we get a fighter I think, and complete with the shortest end fight ever. Sure, it's not as funny as the other stuff here, but I still found it hilarious.

    EDIT - BTW, this was not on Cannith, but I can't be bothered to delete it because I'm lazy.
    I sometimes say that when I join and regret. Just a leaving line so I wont end up being that rude.
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    When you first talk to Cydonie

    "If you save Xen'drik, Whammy, I will ensure your name is recorded in the annals of Argonnessen."

    I completely read that one word wrong and started giggling.

    And my favourite player quote of the week:

    "I can't do traps. I'm a battle arti."

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    player x has died
    player x- what the hell guys!! where are you?
    player y- uhhh, in the desert waiting at the quest entrance
    player x- what desert?
    <player x has been removed from your party>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Theender View Post
    And my favourite player quote of the week:

    "I can't do traps. I'm a battle arti."
    I'm not surprised by anything anymore. I've had a no-traps rogue in my party, and even better:

    "Need strength for this lever"

    from a barbarian in a recent TS run. MyDDO'd the character and it turned out to be a 2nd life dex based barbarian.
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    Cool

    One of my favorite moments was in a HiPS pug. Someone joined late, and summoned a hireling healer. Group leader starts talking in voice chat, and spends about 3 minutes trying to strike up a conversation with the hireling. We actually had to tell him that he was talking to a bot. Was too funny! Leader was definitely under the influence...
    "So maybe it's about time we all get a reality check and realize that if you raid, run epics, and have capped toons and worry about ED's TR's and all that jazz, you are a small part of the population of this game, a very small part in fact." -- Ungood

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    Quote Originally Posted by TBot1234 View Post
    One of my favorite moments was in a HiPS pug. Someone joined late, and summoned a hireling healer. Group leader starts talking in voice chat, and spends about 3 minutes trying to strike up a conversation with the hireling. We actually had to tell him that he was talking to a bot. Was too funny! Leader was definitely under the influence...
    I bet there are quite a few players chatting up Larafay Do'rret, knowing full well she's a hireling. With her looks and attitude, being an AI is just a minor flaw. Tanya Brightstone is right up there, too.
    Praise the Dark Six and pass the heals to pure melees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiahooJunk View Post


    Snarfle
    Wow Mi.

    I don't know why you're posting that - I really don't because it shows you in a pretty bad light mate.

    Yeah the guy got annoyed.

    I would have got annoyed too if someone had replied to a tell from me like that.

    I wouldn't have sent a tell back myself however - I'd have just squelched that person and got on with things.

    The No ty would have been more than enough - There was absolutely no reason for you to send that second tell.

    Please tell me you were simply having a bad day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KutchemesTheDark View Post
    Barbarians/Fighters, Solo Ability: Good
    Wizards/Sorcerers, Solo Ability: Challenging

    I stole it but it's funniest ddo quote ever.
    Well...on Korthos, that is true...but who plays Korthos anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiahooJunk View Post


    Snarfle
    Pure class as always.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiahooJunk View Post


    Snarfle
    So...is the 'funny' quote yours? Because its rather hilarious that someone is concerned with party makeup for Partycrashers, one of the easiest epics in the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stoerm View Post
    I bet there are quite a few players chatting up Larafay ....
    being an AI is just a minor flaw. Tanya Brightstone is right up there, too.
    Larafay is hot!

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    "Why is Horoth the first general when they have this guy around?"

    - Ryumajin, impressed with Epic Elite Turigulon's combat prowess.
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