All servers are unavailable at this time. A 8.1 earthquake has hit Turbine's servers in Massachusetts, knocking out server connectivity and losing character data. We are doing our best to try and get our servers up as fast as possible, but we are uncertain because the damage is catastrophic, and it may take weeks before one of our servers is back to partial capacity. We apologize for the inconvenience, and will bring you more information as we shift through the rubble of our building in the hopes of finding our servers that are hopefully intact.
(Oh, and by the way, this is just a joke, im merely pulling Turbine's leg as their fourms bug out, plus, like they say, SS or it didn't happen)