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    Community Member MartinusWyllt's Avatar
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    Various: "Who got the ring?"

    <silence>

    Me: "Not at the entrance, someone picked it up."

    <silence>

    Various: "Everyone look through their inventories for an arcane signet ring." (repeat like a chorus 3-4 times)

    <silence>

    Neo: "Um, I have it, I didn't know that's what you were looking for, it is my first time."

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    Running Chronoscope yesterday, new person joins in.

    "Where is it?"
    "Marketplace."
    "Marketplace, by the airship tower."
    "North Marketplace."
    "We're in Marketplace 1, just look for all the blue dots."
    *30 seconds later*
    "C'mon, guys, what house is it in?"

    After a brief discussion about him not having played it before, I point out that he needs to either be VIP or own the Devil Assault pack, and he assures us he does.

    Group fills up, we go in, do the first part, get to the Marketplace, start killing stuff...

    "Where's the quest again?" Few minutes later: "Oh, I don't have this pack!"

    Same exact quest, the leader forgot to switch the group to a raid, so the sixth person joins and fills the party - which nobody notices at first. It's pointed out, everybody laughs, it gets switched to a raid, and with everybody in it so far a melee of some sort it gets switched to casters/healers. So about 5 minutes later, a cleric sends me a tell asking me to have the leader send him an invite. And I give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he'd tried earlier, when it was showing up as full, and tell him that it's been switched to a raid and try again. A bit later, he hadn't joined yet, so I mention that a cleric was wanting to join and give the name.

    "Yeah, he's talking to me too, I'm trying to walk him through joining the LFM but he's not getting it..." NOT something you want to hear from a prospective cleric!
    "Ignorance killed the cat, sir; curiosity was framed."
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    Soturi has joined your party.
    CRIT EVERY HIT

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    2 All time favorites:

    From the only healer in our group in Reaver Raid:
    Oh, I got fly. Im sitting by the lever. (As the party starts dying and people start asking where the cleric is)

    From the only healer in a random Tor pug:
    "What? No, I didn't take Raise Dead or Resurrection. I needed the spell slot for something else."
    Seriously. That acutally happened.
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    Dude, did you see they way that guy just pressed button 1? It was amazing! A display of skill unseen since the 1984 World Games where in the men's room, between events, a man washed his hands with such unbridled majesty that people were claiming the faucet he used was OP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gloopygloop View Post
    Can't [whatever] madstoned.
    Geez if you are a melee it might happens !
    Nothing wrong in there.
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    Default Wondering why he kept dying...

    "What's fortification?"
    Stay Hasted My Friend.

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    Joined a POP hard at level pug. Leader has a hireling cleric. He is a FVS. No problems right?

    Leader states upon entering quest "BYOH. I hate dragging noobs threw quests".
    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    No, although VIP players do get free Gold rolls on Daily Dice, so that might fit into your criteria. But when it comes to chest drops, chain rewards, general Daily Dice rolls (what number you get), etc., VIP does not confer additional "luck".

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    in pug groups, with people you dont know

    "we can do this on elite!"

    you might or might not finish, but that moment is priceless

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