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    Default I would like to join Ravensguard

    So here's the deal. I've been playing for quite a while now, and I've noticed a few things. First, PUG's suck. Second, most guild's suck. Third, Ravensguard doesn't.
    I just recently 2nd TR'd my main character, as of this post, he is level 4.
    I am extremely competent when it comes to fulfilling my party role, I know MOST of the quests in the game very well, and I rarely die nowadays. I also try not to sit at 20 for too long, I prefer to TR my toons as soon as possible.
    I do also realize that I could say all sorts of awesome things about myself, but it doesn't matter, you guys need to see it yourselves. So, with that being said, I am inviting any and all Ravensguard players to party with me and see what they think. I've got a TR monk @ lvl 12, and my brand spanking new FvS is @4 right now, but I'm playing him tonight so he won't be there for long.

    Oh, I'm apparently supposed to say ATTN: Crippey ( he told me to make this post)

    Thanks for reading, and I hope to hear from you guys soon,
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    Default Good man.

    You've taken the first step of a long, humiliating, fruitless journey.

    Congratulations.

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    We are considering your application in vent and weighing your future chances to join.

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    If you get in, what would we call you?

    BandW?

    BPirate?

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    Not looking very good for you in vent, maybe you can give us some more reasons why we might want to add you to our guild.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunga View Post
    If you get in, what would we call you?

    BandW?

    BPirate?
    Most people call me Band.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BandwidthPirate View Post
    Most people call me Band.
    Ok, Pirate, that's a start.

    Please answer Yad's questions in detail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yad View Post
    Not looking very good for you in vent, maybe you can give us some more reasons why we might want to add you to our guild.
    Hmmmmmmm
    Because I'm awesome?
    As I said, I'm not here to ******** you about all the amazing thing's I've done.

    I can tell you some awesome jokes if you like? That's a good reason to have me around!

    So a murderer, masochist, sadist, necrophiliac and pyromaniac are siting together and the sadist says: “Hey let’s get a cat and torture it!”, and the murderer says: “Ok, let’s torture a cat and then kill it!”, so the pyromaniac says:”Great, let’s torture a cat, then kill it, and then burn it!” and then the necrophiliac says:”Yeah ok, but let’s torture the cat, then kill it, then burn it, and then **** it!”, to which the masochist replies:”Meow”

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    So, you said you had some jokes?

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    If you neg rep me, I would deserve it, but I just cannot resist..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunga View Post
    You've taken the first step of a long, humiliating, fruitless journey.

    Congratulations.

    Dont do it he only wants you for your XP Buff .

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    Thread full of lulz!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BandwidthPirate View Post
    Third, Ravensguard doesn't.
    OK, there is the biggest lulz of all!
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    Haters gonna Hate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redraider View Post
    OK, there is the biggest lulz of all!
    rprtd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yazzman View Post
    Thread full of lulz!
    Nah it`s not funny at all Yaz! Really I can approve that Bandwith fits perfectly in this guild known as Ravensgaurd.

    Btw it would be great if your guild could post your toons name here. It would safe some time for me and for some others as well.

    Thank you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BandwidthPirate View Post
    Haters gonna Hate.
    Hmm I think your right... I personally hate seeing players on their knees groveling to join guilds, it just kinda makes a player look...desperate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodstealer View Post
    Hmm I think your right... I personally hate seeing players on their knees groveling to join guilds, it just kinda makes a player look...desperate
    Unless the guild is THAT good. Then, the groveling is the least of it...but your guild doesn't have such restrictions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunga View Post
    rprtd
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunga View Post
    Unless the guild is THAT good. Then, the groveling is the least of it...but your guild doesn't have such restrictions.
    Lulz again. Come on Gunga, like you didn't know someone was going to make a comment?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodstealer View Post
    Hmm I think your right... I personally hate seeing players on their knees groveling to join guilds, it just kinda makes a player look...desperate
    I have at no point grovelled, or been on my knee's.

    This is the reason I tend to stay off the forums.
    Nobody is nice nowadays.

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