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    Default Lawsuit: Socky v. Arraetrikos

    IN THE EBERRON DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF KORTHOS

    Socky

    v.

    Arraetrikos

    Civil Action No. 11C1235H

    COMPLAINT FOR INTENTIONAL TORT (DESTRUCTION OF PERSONAL PROPERTY)

    Plaintiff Socky, for his Complaint against Arraetrikos, alleges as follows:

    NATURE OF THE ACTION

    1. This is an action for destruction of property arising under the Laws of Eberron.

    THE PARTIES

    2. Socky is a citizen of Eberron, having his principle place of residence in the Inferus Sus guild housing.

    3. Upon information and belief, Arraetrikos, a citizen of Hell, resides in The Plane of Battle, Shavarath.

    JURISDICTION AND VENUE

    4. This Court has subject matter jurisdiction in this matter, personal jurisdiction over Arraetrikos, and venue is proper, according to the laws of Eberron.

    FACTS/BACKGROUND

    5. On June 14, Socky, and some fellow adventurers sought to protect the world of Eberron from Devil influences, and in particular, the influence of Defendant: hereinafter "the Heroic and Just Acts."

    6. During the Heroic and Just Acts, a battle ensued: hereinafter "the Battle."

    7. Approximately 10 seconds into the Battle, Defendant, intentionally and with malice, destroyed 14 of Socky's greater teleport scrolls.

    8. Socky explained to Defendant that such behavior was inappropriate, unacceptable, and not according to acceptable standards or past behavior.

    9. Defendant immediately thereafter destroyed 10 of Socky's regular teleport scrolls.

    COUNT 1 – TORT - DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY

    10. Socky repeats and realleges the allegations of paragraphs 1 through 9 as though fully set forther herein.

    11. Defendant's actions represent an intentional tort and have deprived Socky of good and valuable property.

    PRAYER FOR RELIEF

    WHEREFORE, Socky respectfully requests that Judgment be entered in favor Socky and against Arraetrikos and that Socky be granted the following relief:

    A. 14 Greater Teleport Scrolls; 10 Teleport Scrolls; 1 of each epic Abashi set scrolls; and 25 Red Dragon Scales.

    B. Such other and further relief as this Court shall deem appropriate.
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    This is awesome. +1

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    Loved it.

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    LOL Socky good read as someone who has had heal scrolls, Mnemonics and the like destroyed by this menace it was good to get a laugh from this thread.
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    As defence council for Mr H. Trikos I would make it known that the defence intends to file a counter suit of malicious prosecution and harassment relating to the aformentioned lawsuit.

    Mr Trikos contends that he was minding his own business in his own realm, practicing various punches and fire spells when his accuser, during the act of tresspass, simply got in the way of his vigorous work out regime.

    Defence asks the court to throw out the plaintiffs claim and award Mr Trekos dominion over all Ebberon and all who reside there.
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    Can I piggyback on this settlement?

    Malicia destroyed 13 Dimensional Door scrolls and I want ample compensation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarisa View Post
    Can I piggyback on this settlement?

    Malicia destroyed 13 Dimensional Door scrolls and I want ample compensation.
    as dimensional door scrolls are less abundant then epic abishai set ones, i think the appropriate compensation would be 13 assorted copies of person's choice of any of the epic abishai set scrolls
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    Typical attorney speak. A page of text to say - I had 14 scrolls destroyed in Shroud and I'm mad. Entertaining though! +1
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    +1 to English Warrior for a great comeback.

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    IN THE EBERRON DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF KORTHOS

    Socky

    v.

    Arraetrikos

    Civil Action No. 11C1235H

    Answer to Complaint

    Comes now the Defendant, Arraetrikos, General of Shavarath and Captain Commander of the Eberron Campaign, by and through his attorney, Pwesiela, Aes, and Vitalien, L.L.C., and answers the above captioned complaint as follows:

    1. By answering the above captioned complaint, Arraetrikos reserves any and all applicable jurisdictional arguments pertaining to the Eastern District of Korthos. Arraetrikos further reserves all arguments that may be based on the subject matter jurisdiction of this Court.

    2. Arraetrikos is without sufficient information or belief as to the truth of the allegations contained in paragraph 2, and therefore denies the same.

    3. Arraetrikos denies that he is a citizen of Hell. Arraetrikos admits that he resides in Shavarath, the Plane of Battle.

    4. Arraetrikos denies that the court has subject matter jurisdiction in this matter, and denies that this court may exercise personal jurisdiction over the body of Arraetrikos. Arraetrikos further alleges that as a foreign dignitary, he is protected from civil suit under the doctrine of diplomatic immunity.

    5. Arraetrikos is without sufficient information or belief as to the truth of the allegations contained in paragraph 5, and therefore denies the same. Arraetrikos further denies that the acts of the plaintiff constituted “Heroic and Just Acts” as shall be detailed below.

    6. Arraetrikos admits that a physical confrontation ensued between himself and the plaintiff and the plaintiff’s companions. Arraetrikos denies that “a battle ensued” and objects to the characterization of the confrontation as a “battle.”

    7. Arraetrikos denies the allegations contained in paragraph 7.

    8. Arraetrikos denies the allegations contained in paragraph 8.

    9. Arraetrikos denies the allegations contained in paragraph 9.

    10. Arraetrikos reaffirms his responses in paragraphs 1 through 9.

    11. Arraetrikos denies the allegations contained in paragraph 11.

    First Counterclaim

    Arraetrikos alleges the following as a counterclaim against Socky: Assault and Battery

    12. On June 14, Arraetrikos was in lawful command of his armies, overseeing the destruction of the Vale of Twilight.

    13. As part of his duties, Arraetrikos was forced to confront a group of trespassing adventurers, seeking to steal and pillage the chattels of Arraetrikos and the Armies of Shavarath.

    14. As part of his regular duties, Arraetrikos sought to reclaim those articles stolen by the adventuring trespassers.

    15. Upon teleporting to the adventurers, Socky included, Arraetrikos was immediately beset upon by the adventuring party.

    16. The adventuring party began the physical confrontation between themselves and Arraetrikos.

    17. As part of their offensive assault, the adventuring party utilized swords, mauls, axes, and other dangerous weapons.

    18. As part of their offensive assault, the adventuring party made use of divine and arcane spells.

    19. Arraetrikos acted in justifiable and reasonable self-defense to repel the adventuring party.

    20. Arraetrikos was forces to return to Shavarath, the Plane of Battle by said adventuring party.

    PRAYER FOR RELIEF

    WHEREFORE, Arraetrikos requests that this court

    A. Dismiss the claim of action alleged by Plaintiff, Socky

    B. Award such damages as this court deems appropriate for the assault and battery upon the body of Arraetrikos.

    C. Permanently enjoin Socky and the members of his guild, Inferus Sus, from entering into the domain of Shavarath, the Plane of Battle.

    D. Permanently enjoin Socky and the members of his guild, Inferus Sus, from entering the Vale of Twilight, the known and permanent abode of Arraetrikos upon Eberron.

    E. Such further relief as this court deem appropriate.
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    This thread is so full of win, but:

    1) Harry's counterclaims are SO denied, and

    2) This should be a class-action suit.

    +1 to both the OP and the countersuit, not that you need the rep.

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    Best

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    EVAR!

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    this thread is full of win and awesome

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    If this is class action, can Modric add to it the +5 Healers kits Harry destroyed? I really loved those healers kits! I will settle for 1 set of everything needed to make an ESos! Kthxbai!
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    MOTION TO DISQUALIFY PWESIELA, AES, AND VITALIEN, L.L.C.

    IN THE EBERRON DISTRICT COURT FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF KORTHOS

    Socky

    v.

    Arraetrikos

    Civil Action No. 11C1235H

    Plaintiff Socky moves to disqualify Pwesiela, Aes, and Vitalien, L.L.C. from representation of Defendant Arraetrikos.

    FACTS

    Attorney Pwesiela, prior to taking on representation Arraetrikos, has visited and had unlimited access to the Inferus Sus Guild housing.

    Further, Attorney Pwesiela has entered contractual relationships with Inferus Sus (see http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=320147) and has received payments and/or prizes from Inferus Sus--a guild of which Socky is an officer.

    Pwesiela did group with Socky during the Inferus Sus 4-year celebration events and was privy to confidential discussions regarding the events, said events including the very Battle to which the present suit is based.

    ARGUMENT

    Attorney Pwesiela, under Ebberon Law, and based on the above facts, has a clear and unquestionable conflict of interest and did and does have a prior existing relationship with Inferus Sus and Plaintiff Socky. These relationships alone disqualify the firm from representation of Defendant. Further, attorney Pwesiela's prior access to confidential and other information of Plaintiff, pertaining to the facts of this suit, demonstrate the problem underlying this conflict.

    In view of the above, Plaintiff moves to have Pwesiela, Aes, and Vitalien, L.L.C. disqualified from this suit.
    INFERUS SUS Sorcs (Socky, Sockie, Socklin), Rogues (Sockpuppet, Sockum), Clerics (Sockington, Sockase), FVS (Sockle), Intim (Tubesocks), Bards (Sockdolenger, Sockish), Rangers (Sockin, Sockel), Wizzy (Sockut), Kensai (Sockt), Monk (Sockfist), Arty (Sockficer, Sockcraft)

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    REPLY

    Socky

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    Arraetrikos

    Civil Action No. 11C1235H

    Reply to First Counterclaim (Assault and Battery)

    12. On June 14, Arraetrikos was in lawful command of his armies, overseeing the destruction of the Vale of Twilight.

    Denied.

    13. As part of his duties, Arraetrikos was forced to confront a group of trespassing adventurers, seeking to steal and pillage the chattels of Arraetrikos and the Armies of Shavarath.

    Denied.

    14. As part of his regular duties, Arraetrikos sought to reclaim those articles stolen by the adventuring trespassers.

    Plaintiff has no knowledge of Defendants "regular duties"; denied as to the stolen articles

    15. Upon teleporting to the adventurers, Socky included, Arraetrikos was immediately beset upon by the adventuring party.

    Admitted.

    16. The adventuring party began the physical confrontation between themselves and Arraetrikos.

    Denied.

    17. As part of their offensive assault, the adventuring party utilized swords, mauls, axes, and other dangerous weapons.

    Denied as to swords, mauls, and axes. And denied as to the context of "offensive assault." Otherwise admitted.

    18. As part of their offensive assault, the adventuring party made use of divine and arcane spells.

    Denied as to the context of "offensive assault." Otherwise admitted.

    19. Arraetrikos acted in justifiable and reasonable self-defense to repel the adventuring party.

    Denied.

    20. Arraetrikos was forced to return to Shavarath, the Plane of Battle by said adventuring party.

    Admitted.

    FIRST DEFENSE - Government Immunity

    1. Plaintiff Socky and his fellow adventurers, during the events in question, were acting as agents of the Eberron government, and in particular, were acting under authority provided by Quissana.

    2. As agents of the Eberron government, Socky and his fellow adventurers are immune from civil and criminal liability for assault and battery.

    SECOND DEFENSE - Act of War

    1. Plaintiff Socky and his fellow adventurers were engaged in a military campaign in a war against the Devils.

    2. Plaintiff is immune from civil liability for assault and battery for acts conducted during this war.

    PRAYER FOR RELIEF

    WHEREFORE, Socky requests that this court

    A. Dismiss the Counterclaim.

    B. Award such damages as this court deems appropriate.

    C. Deny all requests for relief by Defendant.

    D. Such further relief as this court deem appropriate.
    INFERUS SUS Sorcs (Socky, Sockie, Socklin), Rogues (Sockpuppet, Sockum), Clerics (Sockington, Sockase), FVS (Sockle), Intim (Tubesocks), Bards (Sockdolenger, Sockish), Rangers (Sockin, Sockel), Wizzy (Sockut), Kensai (Sockt), Monk (Sockfist), Arty (Sockficer, Sockcraft)

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    Hi, I'm just a friend of Harry's, and this is an informal visit, but he sent me to ask Socky if he would settle out of court for replacement of the items he claims were destroyed, and 1 Large Devil Scale?

    If this is agreeable, he will be happy to deliver in person at a neutral location. Specifically, somewhere that is neither Eberron or Shavrath, and suggests the Shroud.
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    Sockie strikes again

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