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    Quote Originally Posted by SardaofChaos View Post
    Is that what those odd circles that pop up every so often are?
    If you're talking about eye of the titan, those odd circles are the titan's targeting system. Surely, Warforged should also have these kinds of effects when playing, rather then those plain and lame white feet circles.

    Quote Originally Posted by kmau View Post
    A Darkvision toogle would make sense if they plan more quests like Rainbow in the dark for the future.
    Halflings should get their own vision too: Every other race and object scaled 300%.
    Yes please, quests in caves should be DARK. Also add torches.
    Last edited by Truga; 05-07-2011 at 06:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kmau View Post
    A Darkvision toogle would make sense if they plan more quests like Rainbow in the dark for the future.
    Halflings should get their own vision too: Every other race and object scaled 300%.
    Seconded! Half-orc see all others as 50% size as well.. Except WF whom they see as giant toasters and hence they will become hungry.

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    They should make Race-specific challenge levels where each race gets a different sort of ability to use for that quest only.

    i.e. - Warforged get a special auto-lock targeting ability. Level takes place in a eerie closed-down factory where warforged parts are made. You are stuck on a conveyor belt that only allows you to move forward, surrounded by lava, and you must get out in time or else spend the rest of eternity as an elliptical machine in a weight-watchers facility with your eyes placed in the up-skirt position. Your time limit starts the moment you made your character.

    Drow receive larger, pointier ears as bladed weapons thus get 4 attacks instead of 1 (or 2 if twf). You are required to use these ears to chop your way through thick jungle underbrush to track down poachers who claimed the life of your pet black panther. Your twin swords are legendary, but sadly you are too conflicted to use them and are blinded by the daylight forcing you to abandon your quest and become a cave town baker of fine Drow goods such as Millipede Crawlers and Mushroom Baguettes.

    Half-elf is stuck in limbo, unsure of who or where they are emotionally and physically. You goal is to decide whether you are male, female, or hermaphrodite. Your enemies are society, yourself, and that deep-seeded hatred for your full-blooded parents whose mistake it was to make you. Your special weapon is knowing right where to strike yourself to bleed out the fastest.

    Half-Orc. Your goal is to decimate an all-you-can-eat buffet of Kobolds whilst avoiding heartburn. You are equipped with uncanny teeth that act at bladebarriers to mince and frappe the kobolds as you barrel head-first into the flaming spiked bbq-pit trap hoping the kobolds will follow.

    Elves receive the natural ability of dark-vision in a quest that takes place in a desert. Simply because the developers feel that balance requires them to put you into situations where your abilities not only prove useless, but an affront to the very nature of fun and exciting. You receive a -2 to life (not hp) penalty for being an Elf. your goal is to escape the desert through a series of misleading mirages of how awesome this quest could have been.

    Halflings begin their level much like every MMO or RPG and PnP session out there. In a basement. An old lady is *****in about rats in the basement and how sick an tired she is of having to hire adventurers to do what her cat should be doing. Over the course of the level you come to realize you are the mouse and must slay the old lady and her massive cat. You come equipped with the underwhelming ability to squeeze into tight places and get glimpses of grandmothers hidden treasures while knocking on her kneecaps and slaying her *****cat.

    Humans have the incredible ability to make millions of plat in a single quest! However, in this level you are stuck in a maze of cubicles and are confronted at every turn by sycophants, ******bags, and naysayers who all leech plat off you with every hit. You cannot beat them, they overwhelm you, force you into a corner and make you read this very thread until your eyes bleed and madness overcomes you.
    Last edited by kyleann; 05-07-2011 at 07:03 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fyrst.grok View Post
    Also.. Would be cool if they implemented the darkvision on the races who should have it as well as a different wf vision Great idea!
    Quote Originally Posted by kmau View Post
    A Darkvision toogle would make sense if they plan more quests like Rainbow in the dark for the future.
    Halflings should get their own vision too: Every other race and object scaled 300%.
    Quote Originally Posted by Truga View Post
    Yes please, quests in caves should be DARK. Also add torches.
    I could have used some of that love to put out the hate

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    /BLT sandwich with applewood smoked thick cut bacon, fresh romaine lettuce, hellmans mayo, fresh beefsteak tomato cut thick and premium provolone cheese.

    You can continue now. I have my sammich.
    Quote Originally Posted by gamblerjoe View Post
    if u put 1000 smurves in front of 1000 computers, eventually one of them will make a pally that isnt a complete abomination.
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    Why should I care about what none friends think? It really not like anythink they do are say in this game really affects me.

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    /slow roasted halflng sandwich with cole slaw and a side of bacon.
    Disappointed and without trust in the powers that be.
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    Bump. Still want warforged vision!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsEricka View Post
    /bacon
    Don't forget the eggs - Can't have bacon without eggs.

    Oh and Sausage, Beans, Fried Bread and Black Pudding too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Truga View Post
    Bump. Still want warforged vision!
    Bamp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BruceTheHoon View Post
    When running through the 'Eye of the Titan' it struck us. We were finally seeing the game as it's meant to be seen as a warforged!
    The warforged should no longer be limited to seeing the world through the miniscule ~400nm wavelength spectrum window and have puny visual receptors without any in-built targeting system!!
    This subliminal oppression of the clearly superior race, that's been going on for years, must end!!!

    At the very least, we demand a racial x-ray vision enhancement!!!!

    !
    I'm still waiting for my Darkvision and Low-light vision, personally- and more chances to utilize the former.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xeraphim View Post
    Fly? That would break every quest in the game. You would see folks falling from the sky in Korthos and dying. It would be a rain of newbs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dandonk View Post
    Yeah. It's not "we nuked the city from orbit", it's "the city experienced a brief population drop". Check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyleann View Post
    They should make Race-specific challenge levels where each race gets a different sort of ability to use for that quest only.

    i.e. - Warforged get a special auto-lock targeting ability. Level takes place in a eerie closed-down factory where warforged parts are made. You are stuck on a conveyor belt that only allows you to move forward, surrounded by lava, and you must get out in time or else spend the rest of eternity as an elliptical machine in a weight-watchers facility with your eyes placed in the up-skirt position. Your time limit starts the moment you made your character.

    Drow receive larger, pointier ears as bladed weapons thus get 4 attacks instead of 1 (or 2 if twf). You are required to use these ears to chop your way through thick jungle underbrush to track down poachers who claimed the life of your pet black panther. Your twin swords are legendary, but sadly you are too conflicted to use them and are blinded by the daylight forcing you to abandon your quest and become a cave town baker of fine Drow goods such as Millipede Crawlers and Mushroom Baguettes.

    Half-elf is stuck in limbo, unsure of who or where they are emotionally and physically. You goal is to decide whether you are male, female, or hermaphrodite. Your enemies are society, yourself, and that deep-seeded hatred for your full-blooded parents whose mistake it was to make you. Your special weapon is knowing right where to strike yourself to bleed out the fastest.

    Half-Orc. Your goal is to decimate an all-you-can-eat buffet of Kobolds whilst avoiding heartburn. You are equipped with uncanny teeth that act at bladebarriers to mince and frappe the kobolds as you barrel head-first into the flaming spiked bbq-pit trap hoping the kobolds will follow.

    Elves receive the natural ability of dark-vision in a quest that takes place in a desert. Simply because the developers feel that balance requires them to put you into situations where your abilities not only prove useless, but an affront to the very nature of fun and exciting. You receive a -2 to life (not hp) penalty for being an Elf. your goal is to escape the desert through a series of misleading mirages of how awesome this quest could have been.

    Halflings begin their level much like every MMO or RPG and PnP session out there. In a basement. An old lady is *****in about rats in the basement and how sick an tired she is of having to hire adventurers to do what her cat should be doing. Over the course of the level you come to realize you are the mouse and must slay the old lady and her massive cat. You come equipped with the underwhelming ability to squeeze into tight places and get glimpses of grandmothers hidden treasures while knocking on her kneecaps and slaying her *****cat.

    Humans have the incredible ability to make millions of plat in a single quest! However, in this level you are stuck in a maze of cubicles and are confronted at every turn by sycophants, ******bags, and naysayers who all leech plat off you with every hit. You cannot beat them, they overwhelm you, force you into a corner and make you read this very thread until your eyes bleed and madness overcomes you.
    every word here is gold +1 rep. i was laughing so hard it hurt.

    *warning* this work of art should NOT be read after eating some interesting mushrooms.you will see things ,a lot of them. and will NOT be able to get out.
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    /tea
    dance in the wind, die in the wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toughguyjoe View Post
    /BLT sandwich with applewood smoked thick cut bacon, fresh romaine lettuce, hellmans mayo, fresh beefsteak tomato cut thick and premium provolone cheese.

    You can continue now. I have my sammich.
    Kobold still hate you and your delicious taunts.
    Quote Originally Posted by Xeraphim View Post
    Fly? That would break every quest in the game. You would see folks falling from the sky in Korthos and dying. It would be a rain of newbs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dandonk View Post
    Yeah. It's not "we nuked the city from orbit", it's "the city experienced a brief population drop". Check.

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