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    Default Best headline I had seen in a while

    Time travel no longer allowed in China

    You may have thought Soviet Union was oppressive, but they never thought to ban time travel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by brian14 View Post
    Time travel no longer allowed in China

    You may have thought Soviet Union was oppressive, but they never thought to ban time travel!
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    I can't decide if this works better as a portmanteau of "human" and "moron," or as an eternally smiling alien from the planet Humor. Maybe both?

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    Shouldn't sleep be considered time travel, since you go to sleep and then wake up in the future?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dulcimerist View Post
    Shouldn't sleep be considered time travel, since you go to sleep and then wake up in the future?
    You don't wake up in the future.. you just get older. There is no future

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