While we endure the withdrawal from Crystal Cove, I'm curious to hear what your favorite is. I'll keep an updated tally:
 Kobold still hate you! Kobold remember waterworks.
 Kobold not afraid of dark! Kobold can close eyes!
 Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisnifficent!
 Wait! Wait! Another one? Really? REALLY?
 Kobold is dancer! Kobold complain to foreman about posture!
 Yup, kobold's gonna die
 Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!
 Not in the face! Not in the face!
 I'm a double-barreled Kobold. I'm a Kobold on the edge!
 My crystal's bigger than your crystal.
 Kobold may be pack rat, but Kobold no mule!
 Kobold strong!
 Woohoo! Promotion... wait... wait a minute. Kobold suffer back pain!
 Kobold not even supposed to be here today
 Kobold beat the odds! Kobold come home!
 And... stay down!
 Kobold. Can't feel. Tail. ... can someone confirm this one? I don't remember it
 Ooooooh Shiney!
 Get in my barrel!
 Who da Kobold, who da Kobold.
...and any others you want to add. Correct any quotes if needed.
One vote per player please. If you pick two I'll just count the first one you list.