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    Default Poll: your favorite Kobold Speak from CC

    While we endure the withdrawal from Crystal Cove, I'm curious to hear what your favorite is. I'll keep an updated tally:



    [4] Kobold still hate you! Kobold remember waterworks.



    [3] Kobold not afraid of dark! Kobold can close eyes!

    [3] Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisnifficent!

    [3] Wait! Wait! Another one? Really? REALLY?



    [2] Kobold is dancer! Kobold complain to foreman about posture!

    [2] Yup, kobold's gonna die

    [2] Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight!



    [1] Not in the face! Not in the face!

    [1] I'm a double-barreled Kobold. I'm a Kobold on the edge!

    [1] My crystal's bigger than your crystal.

    [1] Kobold may be pack rat, but Kobold no mule!

    [1] Kobold strong!

    [1] Woohoo! Promotion... wait... wait a minute. Kobold suffer back pain!

    [1] Kobold not even supposed to be here today

    [1] Kobold beat the odds! Kobold come home!

    [1] And... stay down!

    [1] Kobold. Can't feel. Tail. ... can someone confirm this one? I don't remember it



    [0] Ooooooh Shiney!

    [0] Get in my barrel!

    [0] Who da Kobold, who da Kobold.




    ...and any others you want to add. Correct any quotes if needed.

    One vote per player please. If you pick two I'll just count the first one you list.
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    my crystal is bigger than your crystal

    kobald not even supposed to be here today-yes im a fan of Clerks
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    I love em all, but I actually catch myself saying "Wait, wait, another one, really, REALLY!?

    So thats gotta be my favorite. I use that line now anytime it's even even somewhat appropriate. Even at the bar last friday, my woman ordered another round for us, and I said to her, "Wait, wait, another one!? Really, REALLY!?

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    Kobold not afraid of dark! Kobold can close eyes!
    Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisnifficent!

    First one gets my vote, but the second is worth mentioning.

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    Kobold may be pack rat, but Kobold no mule!

    Or

    Kobold is dancer!
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    "Kobold strong!"

    Ya, ya, keep telling yourself that. :P
    "Kobold strong!"

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    yup, kobolds gonna die

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    kobold still hate you! kobold remember waterworks
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    "Kobold is dancer! Kobold complain to foreman about posture!"
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    "I'm a double-barreled Kobold. I'm a Kobold on the edge!" is my vote.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shade View Post
    No one that throws together a bunch of numbers and calls it fact is going to give you and real accurate answer, there's too many variables and it's all biased towards there own personal outlooks on how it should be, not how it is. Numbers are too easy to manipulate.
    So sad but true.

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    "Kobold not afraid of Dark. Kobold can close eyes."

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    Kobold is Dancer!
    Really the only one that stood out for the ***? LOL moment.

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    The voicing on another one! really! REALLY! was good though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kahless_of_Cannith View Post
    Kobold not afraid of dark! Kobold can close eyes!
    Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisnifficent!

    First one gets my vote, but the second is worth mentioning.
    both good, but my vote goes for omni-sniffient :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saravis View Post
    "Kobold not afraid of Dark. Kobold can close eyes."
    hehe, that one has my vote too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kahless_of_Cannith View Post
    Kobold not afraid of dark! Kobold can close eyes!
    Kobold smell all! Kobold omnisnifficent!

    First one gets my vote, but the second is worth mentioning.
    I also would put those two, but in the opposite order (so my vote is for Omnisniffient).
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    "Not in the face! Not in the face!"


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    Woohoo! Promotion... wait... wait a minute. Kobold suffer back pain!


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    *Handwraps. Yes we know. Here is my known issue for handwraps. Hand wraps in assorted flavors are borked.

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    Kobold family eat fresh rat tonight.

    My wife doesn't find it funny when we say this as we sit down to dinner....

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    Kobold not even supposed to be here today.
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    Loved the CC event. My favorites were "omnisnifficient" and "another one, really, really!"

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