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    Default You know you play too much DDO when...

    You see a reckless driver go through a roundabout at a really unsafe speed, and say (out loud) 'that idiot really zerged past that roundabout'.

    True story.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    You know when you're not an American when you say, "Roundabout," to refer to a traffic pattern.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirgog View Post
    You see a reckless driver go through a roundabout at a really unsafe speed, and say (out loud) 'that idiot really zerged past that roundabout'.

    True story.
    Were there others in the car with you?

    When you mention your schedule is tight because you have a raid train later on in polite conversation.
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    You go to work thinking "I'm just gonna run this on Casual today..."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blank_Zero View Post
    Were there others in the car with you?

    When you mention your schedule is tight because you have a raid train later on in polite conversation.
    I was by myself. I talk to myself all the time, although the voices in my head can sometimes be quite mean when I try to engage in polite conversation.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    ... people in public transport cant stand still you think by yourself: They need more points in balance...

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    You plan your meal around your raid schedule i.e. "Were not going to make spaghetti because there is only 15 minutes between Epic DQ2 and Chrono run, so were having hotdogs"

    You send your son to his room because he wants to go outside and you only need 100 more favor to get a +2 tome.

    You skip church on sunday to run epics in the morning because the europeans are in the full swing and you like to listen to the voices while you run.
    Enjoy yourself your time on earth is very short.

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    ..lawyer on a divorce case uses the term 'Wife Aggro' in open court.

    True story. But not me.

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    When the terms "noob" and "leetist" pop up in convo about a co-worker not pulling his own weight
    "I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied...
    Learn to swim..."

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    When you refer to your family and friends as your guild....

    When you see yourself vorpalling or smiting people at work....

    When you spend time figuring out how to get paid to play....

    When your wife is planning a family trip and the only thought in your head is "Do I have a enough TP for that adventure pack or should I ask someone for a guest pass?"
    Enjoy yourself your time on earth is very short.

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    When your wife asks if you've seen this movie before and all you say "Can you share it please.... I'm not sure if I picked up or not"
    "I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied...
    Learn to swim..."

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    Default You know you play too much...

    When you have a whole notebook in MS Onenote with subsections on different builds you want to try out with complete AC, DC, to-hit, DMG, saves breakdown coupled with equipment matrices on different levels.

    When your girlfriend gets jealous of DDO.

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    When your wife is excited that you are leaving the computer for a bit to do some "roleplaying" with her in bed, and you bring her a "Hanna the Hammer" outfit to wear...
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    When you try to estimate the CR of people you don't like in real life and calculate your DPS accordingly.
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    When you print off maps of dungeons and slayer areas and put them into a binder next to your PC....True story

    Would pin them to the wall but not enough room

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephiroth1084 View Post
    You know when you're not an American when your IQ goes over 65
    This^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by sephiroth1084 View Post
    You know when you're not an American when you say, "Roundabout," to refer to a traffic pattern.
    We have a few roundabouts here in Portland, OR. Not nearly as common as across the pond but I drive through a few each day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phoenix-daBard View Post
    We have a few roundabouts here in Portland, OR. Not nearly as common as across the pond but I drive through a few each day.
    look kids, big bend, parliament...

    I know i play too much when im out of town working, and elect to just get a hotel room and play all day..

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