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    Default We need a quest full of evil halflings

    I've acquired close to 400 Greater halfling slayer arrows over the passed year. Sure they're fun to link in guild chat to remind the little midgets not to get uppity, but there really isn't much use for them otherwise.

    A nice level 12ish quest full of halflings with rabbies or something is needed, I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind tossing some of these midgets.

    What exactly is a "greater" halfling anyway?

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    Also there's this awesome spell called "Gust of Wind" that blows halflings over. Would be really sweet to go into a quest full of evil halflings and just blow them down like 10pins.
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    So far I can only think of that one quest given out by the crazy Silver Flame priest - Purge the Heretics - that features halflings as enemies.

    I think tabletop DnD had plenty of instances where halflings were possible antagonists - I seem to recall a module that featured an evil halfling ranger with favored enemy: human . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by grodon9999 View Post
    I've acquired close to 400 Greater halfling slayer arrows over the passed year.
    Head to PVP and enjoy.

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    It will just be fun to kill them uppity little midgets!!!

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    All halfling are evil.

    I really surprised you didn't know that.

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    Talking I'm on Khyber, shucks...

    Too bad I'm not on your server as I would like to borrow some.

    There's this halfling whom I referred to as "Flint" I would like test them out on, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by grodon9999 View Post
    We need a quest full of evil halflings

    Perhaps set in a mortuary/graveyard and the little buggers could be wearing dark cloaks with a tall ghoul as their leader and flying cuisinarts. They could call it Phantasm...
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    Can they be ompa lompa's? pretty please?

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    There are also some in the Enemy Within quest

    I always make a point of confiscating Halfling-bane weapons

    But in terms of actual quest ideas, perhaps something where Halflings ride around on Warforged in battle-backpacks with shoulder-mounted repeating crossbows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JollySwagMan View Post
    Halflings ride around on Warforged in battle-backpacks with shoulder-mounted repeating crossbows.
    This is my new favorite thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JollySwagMan View Post
    But in terms of actual quest ideas, perhaps something where Halflings ride around on Warforged in battle-backpacks with shoulder-mounted repeating crossbows.
    But why would they ride at the back of the battle suit instead of inside of it like they generally do.

    Halfling bane should work on wf!

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    Slaying arrows won't work on him, but IIRC Mentau the Fleshmaker is a ½ling, and a PITA to kill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by moritheil View Post
    So far I can only think of that one quest given out by the crazy Silver Flame priest - Purge the Heretics - that features halflings as enemies.

    I think tabletop DnD had plenty of instances where halflings were possible antagonists - I seem to recall a module that featured an evil halfling ranger with favored enemy: human . . .
    i beleive you mean order of the stick
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    Quote Originally Posted by JollySwagMan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tobril View Post
    All halfling are evil.

    I really surprised you didn't know that.
    So true. Never trust the shifty little beggars.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grodon9999 View Post
    I've acquired close to 400 Greater halfling slayer arrows over the passed year. Sure they're fun to link in guild chat to remind the little midgets not to get uppity, but there really isn't much use for them otherwise.

    A nice level 12ish quest full of halflings with rabbies or something is needed, I'm sure I'm not the only one who wouldn't mind tossing some of these midgets.

    What exactly is a "greater" halfling anyway?

    Halfling slaying arrows: dc 17
    greater halfling slaying arrows: dc 23

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    Quote Originally Posted by Junts View Post
    Halfling slaying arrows: dc 17
    greater halfling slaying arrows: dc 23
    Wrong. Try answering the question dear:

    A greater halfling is a TR'd halfling. They're taller.
    Please split the class forums into REAL subcategories this is a jumbled mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irinis View Post
    Wrong. Try answering the question dear:

    A greater halfling is a TR'd halfling. They're taller.
    They are taller because they discovered high heels....
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