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    I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

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    Is this going to be a kissing book?

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    Talking I just used up all my REP!!.

    ...On this thread, will try to catch more of you later!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khanyth View Post
    Stuff.
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    Talking

    Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
    Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
    Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
    Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
    Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
    Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!
    [turning to Fezzik]
    Vizzini: And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland!
    "Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroTakenaka View Post
    Also, never challenge a sicilian when death is on the line!
    "go in against"

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    My way is not very sportsman like.

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    Won't that be nice...

    She kissed me!!
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    Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
    Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
    Miracle Max: You are the Brute Squad!
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    *Not a Quote, but it's hard to believe that there are people out there who still haven't seen this movie...
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    I give you my word as a Spaniard.
    No good. I've known too many Spaniards.
    I swear upon the grave of my father Domingo Montoya, you will make it to the top.

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    Why are you smiling? Because i know something you don't know. And what is that? I... am not left handed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phillymiket View Post
    ...I swear upon the soul of my father Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.
    This one always gives me goose bumps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by katz View Post
    Why are you smiling? Because i know something you don't know. And what is that? I... am not left handed!
    I'm not left-handed either
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    I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?


    Well... you were dead.
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    Inigo: Give us the gate key.

    Guard: I have no gate key.

    Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

    Guard: Oh, you mean this gate key.
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    Life is pain! Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by slothinator
    Inigo: Give us the gate key.

    Guard: I have no gate key.

    Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off.

    Guard: Oh, you mean this gate key.
    Quote Originally Posted by ArkoHighStar
    Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.
    Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad.
    Miracle Max: You are the Brute Squad!
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    Buttercup: We'll never survive.
    Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

    Fezzik: We face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.
    Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
    Fezzik: [brandishing rock] I could kill you now.
    Man in Black: Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
    Fezzik: It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.


    Vizzini: You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.


    Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
    Man in Black: Do you always begin conversations this way?


    Westley: Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I on this wall? Where is Buttercup?
    Inigo Montoya: Let me 'splain.
    [pause]
    Inigo Montoya: No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Buttercup is marry' Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour. So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, steal the princess, make our escape... after I kill Count Rugen.
    Westley: That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.
    Fezzik: You just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful.
    Westley: I've always been a quick healer. What are our liabilities?
    Inigo Montoya: There is but one working castle gate, and... and it is guarded by 60 men.
    Westley: And our assets?
    Inigo Montoya: Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.


    Fezzik: You just shook your head... doesn't that make you happy?
    Westley: My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy


    The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...
    [cut to Westley, Inigo, and Fezzik]
    The Impressive Clergyman: And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva...
    [cut to the trio again]
    The Impressive Clergyman: So tweasure your wuv.
    Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.
    The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?
    [cut to the trio once more]
    The Impressive Clergyman: ...and do you,Pwincess Buwwercup...
    Prince Humperdinck: Man and wife. Say man and wife.
    The Impressive Clergyman: Man an' wife.
    I love all of these quotes =D
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    Inigo: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.
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    To the pain...

    You know that I know that you know... Hey look...

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