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    ... the Arcane says "Hold on, lemme swap in my Bloodstone to get better crits on my Firewall.'


    Shortly followed by;

    Cleric has left your group.
    Fighter has left your group.
    Rogue has left your group.
    Monk has left your group.
    Barbarian has left your group.

    Arcane is now party leader.

    Sorry to say, true story...


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    I heard the devs hate all wizards, bards, clerics, fighters, and fuzzy bunnies and only want us to play halfling barbarian/paladin shuriken specialists!

    It's totally true, I have a reliable source. You better reroll now.
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    You might be a PUG only if you .....


    log on and the first thing in General chat you type is "Buff me , OMG BUFF ME !!!"

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    Default You might be in a PUG when…

    ... you discover that 4 of 6 in your group can't hear voice and a 5th can't stop talking.

    ... you're listening to someone describe medical conditions.

    ... you hear or read the phrase "I never knew that was there."
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    You might be in a pug when



    After completing the same quest several times while grinding xp the same person keeps asking what we doing next each time...

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    Default whats a PUG??????

    i guess you might be a pug when the healer goes "why didn't you heal me!"

    when the pally whos supposed to be an intimitank pulls out a bow

    when a ranger starts bashing with the shield

    when a guy goes "lemme go get my hireling" and doesn't enter the dungeon until it's nearly complete

    when a DPS tank uses a phrase i use that should already be famous (if not go visit ghallanda and listen to harbor/korthos general chat), and then ends up saying "hey why aren't you healing"

    when an aggro tank goes "stop group wiping" when he bails every time he gets more than 3 enemies on him

    when a sorcerer goes "why can't i change spells"/when a wizzy goes "why cant i cast fast"

    "where's the dungeon?"

    when a nuker goes "whys this robot running around killing my targets?" and they agreed the warforged dps tank would do the killing.

    "Buff please" "oh no you didn't buff me so you got killed haha" "omg why didnt you buff me im dead now"

    "do you have potions, healer?"

    the healer goes "do you got potions? ok good, i dont have to spend my heal points on healing you, i can concentrate on killing"

    a barbarian goes "why isn't the potion healing you?"
    I once stole the devil's luck; hes been unlucky trying to get it back.

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    When your lvl 12 clr still only has cure light wounds on his only hotbar since lvl 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steelhawk58 View Post
    when the pally whos supposed to be an intimitank pulls out a bow
    Must be related to the dagger-throwing barb I had the good fortune to party with once.

    Quote Originally Posted by Steelhawk58 View Post
    when a guy goes "lemme go get my hireling" and doesn't enter the dungeon until it's nearly complete
    And this one must be related to the piker who says "sorry trying to write a program to dual box" when he was caught out. Almost gave him an award for most inventive excuse right there.

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    You have to ask for heals (from clr/fvs) when your all but dead - after getting a cure light wounds from a wand - they die repeatedly and you collect their stone and take to rez shrine a few times and the cleric/fvs later says you should be more gracious ...

    You read -

    Why is there so many of them?

    I can stand here all day with evasion *ding*

    My completionist toon will have blah blah - you're all n00bz *ding*

    1 guy -*ding* rez *ding* rez *ding* rez *ding* you all suck..xyz has left your party - 2 mins later xyz requests to join your party...

    *link* +1 of piece of vendor lolz - wow that awesome! Bet thats worth a heap of plat - anyone wana buy it now?

    Wait for me, I need my ship buffs - invite anyone?, we have cool buffs! Its like your 2 levels higher!

    My guild is way bigger than yours...

    I already have way better than greensteel (lvl 9)

    Is epic any harder then normal or more like hard with more mobs?

    Non melee - fort is for melee only - is a waste of a slot for me

    You: Anyone not done this (Norm)?
    *crickets*
    ding ding ding ding
    You: ok lets restart - I'm recalling..
    Them: lets try elite next time

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    btw, what is a PUG?
    I once stole the devil's luck; hes been unlucky trying to get it back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woody00 View Post
    When you spend half an hour in von5 telling everyone to check thier inventory for the quest items.
    OMG! I was on that run! .. and the person with the ring ONLY SPOKE FRENCH!!!

    WHAT?!!?!

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    Default You might be in a PUG when...

    You get halfway down the east corridor at the beginning of Rainbow and the Cleric runs out of SP... everyone hands him pots and you make it to the shrine where the party wipes in the fire ele pit, at which point you realize several things:

    1. Cleric never used a single burst or aura

    2. Cleric 'heals' for about 125 HP a pop (pure cleric, btw.. at L18.. CSW? CCW? Not Heal for sure)

    3. Cleric didn't enter the fire ele pit till after everyone else died.

    4. And in the interest of SP conservation (one can only assume) he never heals you till you drop below 50% HP.. even between fights.

    And in the post quest conversation, he mentions that he won't use his SP to DPS this time.. and when you point out that of the 114 kills, 89 were yours and ask how useful his DPS SP were and he calls you an A$$ and says he's blocking you....


    What can you say, except 'THANK YOU'

    (and those were MY SP.. i.e. my pots.. )

    Worst part, I had run LoD with him two days before.. when I had (politely) pointed out his lack of bursts and auras and Heal, thinking he might correct the flaw. I remembered I didn't like him when I saw his LFM, but just couldn't quite remember why....

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    Leader says, "stick together, I've seen a lot of wipes in here when people run on ahead" and then proceeds to run ahead.

    I will give him credit though, he didn't die. Everyone else in the party did... multiple times. (Except my toon. Someone had to drive the soulstone shuttle)

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    ...
    when somone brings a L1 WF Barb hireling to an elite Kobold Assault fight...
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    You might be in a necro'ed thread if...

    ...people are complaining about pugs.
    ...the people complaining about low skilled players were the ones people were complaining about in the original post.

    So, despite how much people complain about how much this game is changing or the forums are borked, one thing will never change. The forums shall always be a place people go to complain about the new guy in their party and then in another thread post about the game dying in doomity doom doom fashion.

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    I heard this thread was raised from the dead when:

    An unwed virgin stuck a rusty nail to a wayward decrepit sign post at the center of a cross road no longer used in a failed attempt to resurrect her lost love.

    True story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qezuzu View Post
    When the cleric lets everyone die after they run out of SP because they don't want to spend money on Scrolls.

    Then the cleric lets themselves run out of SP from not using Scrolls.
    You might be in a Pug when the cleric has to use scrolls or SP pots to get you thru.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kruemeli View Post
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    when somone brings a L1 WF Barb hireling to an elite Kobold Assault fight...
    Well someone had to stay on the lever!

    ...when the trapper asks if you have a set of extra +5 Tools.
    ...when the LFM says "hard farm" and the first words other person asks are "What house?"
    ...when you have an LFM up with BYOH in it and the first thing other players do when entering a dungeron is call cleric hirelings

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    When you join a pickup group.

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    Quote Originally Posted by In_Like_Flynn View Post
    ... you discover that 4 of 6 in your group can't hear voice and a 5th can't stop talking.

    ... you're listening to someone describe medical conditions.

    ... you hear or read the phrase "I never knew that was there."

    Lmao,the older I get the more my friends of a similar age tend to talk about their Arthritis (or even worse) over party chat.....

    Good times.
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    Default You might be in a PUG when...

    -everyone works together
    -you have a few good laughs
    -people wait for stragglers
    -people don't zerg themselves to death
    -everyone has fun
    -you complete the quest
    -everyone gets some XP and loot
    -everyone contributes
    -you learn or teach something new


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