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    Default Can you say Protection spell?

    Heard a noob say this, "I used the offer wall to get points to buy this adventure pack!!"
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    Monster AI tends to be a limitation of the engine - smart AIs cause more server lag. Boy am I going to get quoted on that or what.
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    Noob #1 - " I has a L33T level 3 Thief-Acrobat"

    Noob #2 - " Ihave an uber level 4 Thief-Acrobat"

    - - -Several minutes of chestbeating between the two ensues - - -

    Me ( and several other) - " Uhh, you do know that you can't get the PrE till level 6...right?"
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    I saw a noob say this once...

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    I don't get involved in the high school popularity contest, to this day I never have given out rep pos or neg and never will.. But i will say this: If I did, know that my rep is high enough that I could impose a serious impact on yours.

    Most people don't break the forum rules and neg rep because they disagree with someones opinion like you do. That's not what the system was ever intended for and if you continue to blantantly use it that way I won't neg rep you back, but I will report your posts for abuse of the system.

    So yea neg rep me and everyone else for disagree'ing with my opinions, but don't be surpirsed if you incur more serious points back, like say infraction points for abuse of the system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by diarden View Post
    i Saw A Noob Say This Once...
    Make Barbarian Angry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stainer View Post
    Make Barbarian Angry!
    Does he turn green and rip off his shirt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Diarden View Post
    Does he turn green and rip off his shirt?
    I heard they may tongue kiss a Conan poster.

    They as in barbarians as a group, not anyone particular user.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rydin_Dirtay View Post
    Rangers don't count as melee, they are a specialty class.

    Yep you are correct......my specialty is melee......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dread333 View Post
    Saw an LFM up for Xorian Cypher Elite, said "Experienced players" Joined on my tank...group leader was a rogue I'm thinking ok we got this np...another rogue joins the group, cool we be set , NOT! Neither rogue could get the traps or the int runes, wipe one make it to the shrine, wipe two...sorc DC's...Ok sorry guys this isn't gonna happen, I drop group, a few minutes later I see another LFM up by the same rogue that again says "Experienced Players" , lol what ya gonna do?
    Don't you just love the experienced only LFM. Especially when the poster isn't experienced. It seems like more times than not this is the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disavowed View Post
    Don't you just love the experienced only LFM. Especially when the poster isn't experienced. It seems like more times than not this is the case.
    They are most of the time looking for an easy ride through the quest........or if maybe they truly want to learn something (most likely not the case).

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    Seen running one of the low level quests in House K...

    noob: This quest is Level 5 ?!!???
    vet 1: No, we are going to run it on Elite it'll be Level 7
    noob: No, it's not I'm looking right at it
    Vet 2: Yes, it is Hard is +1 Level and elite + 2
    noob: No, it's not
    Vet 1: Step inside and look

    noob enters on elite...silence.
    “If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.”

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    Hey, look at this thingy on the floor here.....

    me-"no dont touch tha..."

    DAMMIT!

    me-"lol"
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    Default Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by incontinetia View Post
    Hey, look at this thingy on the floor here.....

    me-"no dont touch tha..."

    DAMMIT!

    me-"lol"
    Seen that happeb a thousand times but it's still funny to hear someone tell the story of when it happened in their group.

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    Default Not what a noob said but did.

    Stupid noob ranger decides to us a bow on a blackbone skelly and kite it everywhere. I'm like dude put the bow down and grab a blunt weapon. Your arrow is only doing 1-3 points of damage if that. You'll be all day trying to kill that 1 skelly. Your mace is going to do 8-14 points of damage even if you're dex based if you have undead as a FE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disavowed View Post
    Stupid noob ranger decides to us a bow on a blackbone skelly and kite it everywhere. I'm like dude put the bow down and grab a blunt weapon. Your arrow is only doing 1-3 points of damage if that. You'll be all day trying to kill that 1 skelly. Your mace is going to do 8-14 points of damage even if you're dex based if you have undead as a FE.
    Someone was doing this on Irestone the other day...made the quest a nightmare. He obviously didn't understand agro because he would draw entire groups and then all the melee were spread out and the casters had a hell of a time doing anything. Very annoying...
    Last edited by Eladiun; 04-14-2010 at 01:50 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disavowed View Post
    Stupid noob ranger decides to us a bow on a blackbone skelly and kite it everywhere. I'm like dude put the bow down and grab a blunt weapon. Your arrow is only doing 1-3 points of damage if that. You'll be all day trying to kill that 1 skelly. Your mace is going to do 8-14 points of damage even if you're dex based if you have undead as a FE.
    Did he respond with "Dude, shut up, I know how to play my character!"? *DING!*

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    Default Stainer

    Quote Originally Posted by stainer View Post
    Did he respond with "Dude, shut up, I know how to play my character!"? *DING!*
    LOL no he didn't, but that's probably only because he didn't have voice. He couldn't type it because he was too busy kiting the mob around.

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    Default OK 1 more because I'm in a giving mood today.

    In Shroud last night Led by Lainy & Badora (great run BTW thanks it was good running w/ you 2 again). Near the end of part 1. The leader of a certain ranger guild (the bad one that seems to only know how to use a bow and not well at that) types in chat. I have con damage. Nobody does anything so he types it again.

    I say that's what pots are for. It's silent, so I say. You should know better than that. You're the leader of a guild and you don't even have restore pots or clickies on you by the time you're in the Shroud. Come on how can you be that ill prepared and be a guild leader.

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    Noob: What voice modulator do you use?
    Me: Huh?
    Non-noobs in party: Uhh, that's a real girl
    Noob: I'm sad now, I wanted to get that modulator
    Please split the class forums into REAL subcategories this is a jumbled mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irinis View Post
    Noob: What voice modulator do you use?
    Me: Huh?
    Non-noobs in party: Uhh, that's a real girl
    Noob: I'm sad now, I wanted to get that modulator
    LMAO!!!! You mean GIRLS play DDO!!!! Like OMGROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLZ.
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    Default Rainbow in the Dark

    Level 14's doing Rainbow. I respond to LFM and some are dead. Should have made me think twice, but I was game, since nothing else was open for me to do.

    I run into quest and several people are about mid-way through the tunnels and dead.

    Me: "I ask who has the light?"

    Res: "No one."

    Me: "I ask how you expect to finish?"

    Res: "Party leader says "I will recall out to go and get an everbright weapon."

    Me: "I say that will be great for the rusty's, but how are you going to see them"

    Res: "Crickets crickets crictiets"

    Me: "You need the light from the beginning of the quest, not an ever bright weapon"

    Lol and I dropped

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