Dude, I think that may be the best thing I've ever heard....you remind me of my mom all of a sudden.... *snicker*
My dad wouldn't be caught dead trying to say anything like that but my mom went back to school a few years back for her bachelor in Psych and started coming home with stuff like that....I realize this isn't a ddo story but it's a noob story so bear with me. This was a few years ago back when it all started...
My mom and little sister are bickering in the back seat while I drive into town (we lived in the country) because mom's a backseat driver and it drives everyone including my little sister insane and mid argument my mom looks at my little sister and says, "well....your mom!" My little sisters jaw hit the floor and she just sat there for a whole minute before she remembered her mouth was open and yelled back, "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!!! YOU ARE MY MOM!!!"
Best couple of minutes spent with them...ever. My mom still occasionally yells out, "you mom!" when she's looking to get my little sister to shut up.