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    Arrow Worst Shroud PUG EVER!!!!!! Epic Fail

    Note: this was before the fix to part 4 when he just stood there and did not attack


    /rant ON!!!!!!


    So, the party entered the shroud the other day..I know I am not supposed to name names, but grrrr.


    We had a battle cleric/intim tank, a cleric, a thief, a fire specced sorc, and a buffed up summoned bezekira, and a few other puggers, this is what happened.

    Arraetikos - intim, battle cleric
    Adurnac (Orc) - battle cleric
    Kasquick the Mighty (Kobold) - sneaky thief
    Nimrisr (Bezekira) - summoned lion
    Anur-Shub (Fire Elemental) - fire specced caster
    Damasze (Earth Elemental)
    Mitanu (Orthon) fighter with cleave
    Sagrata (Bearded Devil) fighter
    Ubein-Lnaa (Troll) fighter

    <we enter dungeon>

    Adurnac:: So what's the mission?
    Arraetikos: We are supposed to stop the mobs from destroying the crystal here in this room.
    Sagrata: I'm on timer, gotta drop, kk, bye
    Damasze: Hold on, checking auction
    Party: Damasze is dismissed from party.
    Nimrisr: Woof
    Arraetikos: Dang, disconnecting, will try to get back before its over.
    Mitanu: Okay, I am on Korthos, sunny side, but do not see you..are you on snowy?
    Party: Mitanu is dismissed from party.
    Kasquick the Mighty: Is this on a timer?
    Nimrisr: Woof woof, WOOF!!! <runs off>
    Anur-shub: I think I just saw a mob, oh no, the dang summoned is going after him, <casts haste on himself and fire shield> I'm going after him.
    Party: Ubein-Lnaa has lost connection


    At this point everyone follows the caster and leaves the crystal alone...stupid!!!
    We round the corner and there is a mob of like 20 dudes all there, clouds, firewalls, holy moly...
    someone says 'back up and stay together'......at this point, a standard PUG chaos moment happens...



    Anur-shub: Wait, one broke off from the party, I will roast him...dang he is quick...<fireball, fireball, fireball> oh shiat, he has improved evasion and DR.. $#$%@ it!!! Help!!
    Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha, no one can touch me <jumping around back and forth> ha ha...ha ha.. oops, I'm surrounded. Ha ha, I got out.. <jump back, jump forward> Ha ha. Hey, heal me
    Adurnac: newbs!! <heals himself, hits something, heals himself> Be self sufficient newb. <runs away to chase the paladin>. 'I got one cornered'
    Nimrisr: woof <trip> woof <trip> woof <trip><trip><trip><trip> woof



    At this point we are all over the place...someone says 'who is watching crystal'?

    <crickets>



    Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <dodge> ha ha <jump> ha ha <side to side>
    Adurnac: <heal> I will kill you all <heal>
    Anur-Shub: Will somebody please get this M#$#$$#%#ing ranger offa me? <fireball> <fireball> ~evasion, no damage~
    Nimrisr: Woof woof



    I knew we were in trouble...' get near the crystal, it will raise you if you die, as long as we are up, they cannot break it, gather at the crystal, quick!'



    [party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
    Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha...oops, I am surrounded again
    [party]: your party member Kasquick the mighty has died
    Adurnac: newb, should bring your own healing <heal><heal> uh oh
    [party]: your party member Adurnac has died
    Anur-shub:<fireball> uh oh, you are all dead.<fireball>. Oh great
    [party]: your party member Anur-shub has died.

    DM: THe crystal shatters, your party has failed to protect it

    Anur-shub: great job guys, just great
    Adurnac: what kinda name is 'Anur-shub' anyway, more like Anur-newb.
    Nimrisr: woof woof
    Kasquick the Mighty: Lions do not bark stupid!



    Party goes afk/bio


    Party: Ubein-Lnaa has reconnected
    Party: Ubein-Lnaa leaves party



    Arraetikos: whew I am back, did I miss anything? Guys? Can you hear me? I must be lagging. <silence>.
    Arraetikos: Great, I am probably just standing there getting killed. Stupid lag.
    Party: your party member Arraetikos has died
    Arraetikos: I wasn't even loaded in and now I am dead? <looks around and sees we are all in the penalty room> What is this?? How did I get here? blah blah blah.
    Party: we are all back, where are the mobs?
    Arraetikos: <uses rez cake on himself> Um, I killed all of them, yea, thats the ticket!. Here are raises, quick get ready.


    He raises party.



    Nimrisr: woof woof WOOF!!! <runs off>
    Anur-Shub : I thought you killed them all, there is that dang ranger. Gonna use heighten on him this time, charge!!!!
    Nimrisr: woof
    Arraetikos: Oh no, I'm DCing again....GRRRRRRR


    Party all goes after the ranger, Arraetikos DCs...



    [party]: your party member Nimrisr has died
    Anur-Shub: Great, Harry is gone again, who killed the dog?
    Adurnac: I see him, its that same pally, I'll get him. <chases pally> Uh oh!!!
    Anur-Shub: uh oh what?
    Kasquick the Mighty: I am Kasquick, no one can touch me, <jump> <dodge> ha ha
    Adurnac: Dude, that is really annoying. There are like 20 dudes over here <heal> <heal>
    Party: Your party member Adurnac has died
    Party: Your party member Anur-Shub has died
    Kasquick the Mighty: ha ha <jump> ha ha <dodge> ha ha, I am surrounded again. <duck and roll> I'm free, ha ha...oops no I am not.
    Party: Your party member Kasquick the mighty has died.



    <crickets>



    Arraetikos: I'm back...what....what the heck happened? You are all dead?
    party: /afk /bio /woof /ha ha
    Arraetikos: did you guys get that raise? Guys? Oh great they are all AFK. <buffs>



    He fights a long battle but they finally get him.



    Party: your party member Arraetikos has died.




    Kasquick: Great AC there champ <disconnects>
    Anur-shub: why do I always get the ranger?
    Adurnac: you all need to reroll so you can self heal, newbs </squlech>
    Nimrisr: woof woof
    Arraetikos: SHUT UP DOG



    Worst epic fail ever........
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    Last edited by MrWizard; 02-17-2010 at 03:49 PM.
    Cannon fodder build The Stalwart Defender, Raid Tank
    Worst Shroud PUG EVER!!!!!! Epic Fail (started 1/13/10, necro'd 3/9/10, 4/20/10, raised dead 3/ 9/11, necro'd 4/9/11, 5/28/11, fame petition necro 8/5/11, necro'd 9/30/11, KIA 10/3/11, True reincarnated famed (by cleric Cordovan) 10/4/11,

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    lions dont bark...
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    Epic Win.

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    If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

    Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarrant View Post
    Dooo00000ooooo000mmmmmm

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    Wonderful...+1
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    You forgot:

    General [Arraetikos]: Shroud Defense - LFM - no n00bs.
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    Awesome, love it!!
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    Clicked on thread expecting drama, got hearty laughs instead. That was good stuff, thank you.

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    Nice, +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneakee View Post
    If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

    Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...
    have you ever been in the shroud raid? its from the mobs point of view.
    Cannon fodder build The Stalwart Defender, Raid Tank
    Worst Shroud PUG EVER!!!!!! Epic Fail (started 1/13/10, necro'd 3/9/10, 4/20/10, raised dead 3/ 9/11, necro'd 4/9/11, 5/28/11, fame petition necro 8/5/11, necro'd 9/30/11, KIA 10/3/11, True reincarnated famed (by cleric Cordovan) 10/4/11,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneakee View Post
    If this makes sense to anyone...please enlighten me.

    Maybe I just need time for the coffee to kick in...
    It's Shroud told from the point of the mobs.....
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    Lol.....You need to get a hobby, you have way too much time on your hands.


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    while this shroud run sounds like a disaster it has intrinsic value because it was funny.
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    It's a good day to be trolling the forums - +1
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    +1 rep, very funny.
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    great post

    woof woof!
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    Hey naming names isnt allowed in threads !

    Nice tho lol

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    I think I was in this run!

    No wait . . .

    No, it was a different run. In the one I was in, there must have been another team-mate/spy. The spy ran to the middle and grabbed the group and brought them to the invaders before the invaders knew what hit them. The result was the same--the group still died--except the spy. He was simply added to a bunch of "friend" lists of the invaders.
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