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    Community Member goom's Avatar
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    Default Lag song re-visited

    To the tune of the Hotel CA by The Eagles

    On a dark, deserted server
    Mohawk style for my hair
    Warm smell of kobolds,
    Rising up thru the air.
    Up ahead in the distance,
    I saw on online blight
    My armor heavy, my sight growing dim.
    Would I lag tonight?

    There I stood in Tempest Spine;
    I heard the /tell bell
    And my guildies were saying,
    “Hope this loot run won’t go to Hell”
    Then we buffed at the entrance, and DrCool lead the way
    There were voices on my headset,
    I thought I heard them say...

    Welcome to lag on Khyber for ya
    Such a laggy place
    Such a frowny face
    Plenty of lag here on Khyber for ya
    Any time of year, you can find lag here

    Sometimes I think the Devs are twisted,
    ‘Cause the lag never ends
    We’ve lost some good players,
    that I called friends.
    But I still dance in the taverns,
    Nekkid on the bar.
    I know lag won’t surrender,
    Its like a permanent scar.

    So I called up the Cube,
    'Please hear me whine'
    He said, 'Let me ban you, is that fine?'
    And still those voices are calling from far away,
    Wake you up in the middle of the night
    Just to hear them say...

    Welcome to lag on Khyber for ya
    Such a laggy place
    Such a frowny face Plenty of lag here on Khyber for ya
    They’re laggin’ it up on Khyber for ya
    What a nice surprise, keep your alts alive!

    Oozes on the ceiling,
    No casting storms of ice!
    Skylah said 'Can I get a rogue, to disable this device'
    And in Delera’s Ante Chambers,
    We gathered for a heroic feast
    Sharpen your steely knives,
    To kill the laggy beast!

    Last thing I remember, I was
    Running for the shrine
    I had to find the passage back
    Before lag took my life
    'Relax,' said the Cube,
    DDO is programmed to receive.
    You can logout any time you like,
    but lag will never leave!
    I Goom, therefore I am.

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    epic, bump.

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