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    The true monster



    Brockenstein!!!
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    Pwesiela is correct.

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    Brockenstein

    Size/Type: Huge Plant
    Hit Dice: 7d8+35 (66 hp)
    Initiative: –1
    Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
    Armor Class: 20 (–2 size, –1 Dex, +13 natural), touch 7, flat-footed 20
    Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+22
    Attack: Slam +12 melee (2d6+9)
    Full Attack: 2 slams +12 melee (2d6+9)
    Space/Reach: 15 ft./15 ft.
    Special Attacks: Animate trees, double damage against objects, trample 2d6+13
    Special Qualities: Damage reduction 10/slashing, low-light vision, plant traits, vulnerability to fire
    Saves: Fort +10, Ref +1, Will +7
    Abilities: Str 29, Dex 8, Con 21, Int 12, Wis 16, Cha 12
    Skills: Diplomacy +3, Hide –9*, Intimidate +6, Knowledge (nature) +6, Listen +8, Sense Motive +8, Spot +8, Survival +8 (+10 aboveground)
    Feats: Improved Sunder, Iron Will, Power Attack
    Environment: Temperate forests
    Organization: Solitary or grove (4–7)
    Challenge Rating: 8
    Treasure: Standard
    Alignment: Usually True Neutral
    Advancement: 8–16 HD (Huge); 17–21 HD (Gargantuan)
    Level Adjustment: +5

    A Brockenstein’s leaves are deep green in the spring and summer. In the fall and winter the leaves change to yellow, orange, or red, or grey but they rarely fall out. A Brocollistein’s legs fit together when closed to look like the trunk of a tree, and a motionless Brockenstein is nearly indistinguishable from a Brocolli.

    A Brockenstein possess all the spell knowledge and powers of an equivalent level druid and can make itself immune to critical hits using Oaken Resilience at level 12 or more by spending a wild shape usage.

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    Ascent, Argonnessen ~ Cleatus Yogurthawker | Isostatic Rebound | Mohorovicic Discontinuity | Angular Unconformity
    Ghalanda ~
    Feldspathic Greywacke

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    Ok, I'm a complete noob at image editing, but I did the best I could....initially gave this idea to Memnir but thought I'd try my own hand at it.

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    Epic, epic thread. +10839 rep to all parties involved.

    I considered doing a spoof of the Fruit ****er from Penny Arcade ("Drink my juice, it's nutritious"), but realized that would be rather NSFW. So instead, I give you this:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyndaleon View Post








    Ok, I'm a complete noob at image editing, but I did the best I could....initially gave this idea to Memnir but thought I'd try my own hand at it.
    And I'm sorry I didn't get around to them, my friend. But, it looks like I didn't need to! Love em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scutilla View Post
    I considered doing a spoof of the Fruit ****er from Penny Arcade ("Drink my juice, it's nutritious"), but realized that would be rather NSFW. So instead, I give you this:
    I thought about doing the Fruit Friend (the name PA gives him in more public venues) as well - but figured he'd be more Broccoli's nemesis more than anything. And, I frankly suck at mimicking metallic surfaces... so my attempt at turning a Beholder into a FF was less than appealing.

    And yet, I couldn't shake the need to do a Penny Arcade homage...





    Perhaps not my best - but it makes me smile.
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    BrocBand 2 ?

    ... I hate you all. really.


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    Epic thread. If this doesn't make Hall of Fame, there is a serious problem.

    +Rep to many more, all out again. Memnir, Arlith, geoff, PopeDX especially.

    Arlith: I wish I still worked at the movie studio. I'm sure I could of grabbed some awesome pics to "broccify"
    I'm the fixed point of insanity in any sane situation. Many people find this comforting.

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    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Broc







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    LOL @flimsyfirewood

    Don't tase me broc!

    win++

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    Ascent, Argonnessen ~ Cleatus Yogurthawker | Isostatic Rebound | Mohorovicic Discontinuity | Angular Unconformity
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    Feldspathic Greywacke

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    A couple more...

    OBJECTION!



    And one for the mecha anime fans- who the broc do you think I am?!?


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    Bah!

    late to the party again...


    Well that's what comes of 12 hour night shifts, sleeping, and trying to fit in DDO playing time, but I promise I'll post some when I get home.

    Oh... and Bookmark!

    Faves so far: (in no particular order of ranking)

    Why So Nutritious
    Spartacus
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    Pretty much every single one anybody has taken the time to create and post has been great.

    This thread smells of win.

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    Neutralicious Poison Potion

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    10,000 strong is no match for Broccoli!
    Last edited by Mistinarperadnacles; 10-02-2009 at 02:50 AM.

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    Brock Me Amadeus!

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    Last one.

    Wonder if anyone'll get it?


    (apols for the multi post, but it kept going funny on me when I did it as a single)

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinyelvis View Post
    zOMG!

    This might be the funniest one yet. Sorry turbine, but I can't help it. I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying.

    tinyelvis, if I could rep you 1,000 times, I would.

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