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    Default Aces Over Kings

    Leader Handee, Brainy, Grouchy, Heffty, Jokie, Lazie, Paapa, Smurffette, Vanitty
    Successor Naash, Bel, Blivit, Gur, Ironwulf, Pokee, Quincie, Rafe, Smakie, Thaug
    Senior Officer Adanedhel Bleaux, Crankh, Eauhn, Eaux, Gwalchmai, Neithan, Yahmon, Youmaykmee
    Senior Officer Azzrael, Chinto, Dsanchez, Gargarmel, Shimabuku
    Senior Officer Beverlee, Herga, Maggieann, Medkit, Signe, Thevision, Tibb
    Senior Officer Bigdrakk, Bune, Drakkling,Drakkster, Fattdrakk, Galacticus, Ghostdrakk, Lildrakk,Maddrakk, Xenderak
    Senior Officer Brooth, Darrick, Dyllan, Jaeron, Jaeson, Kace, Nerin, Wawlph
    Senior Officer Coldrage, Tempes, Temphealz, Tempshot
    Senior Officer Tagnjar, Tabnsmite, Tabunheal, Tabunkill, Tabuzap, Thetabinator, Thetabitha
    Officer : Acee, Doctordarnel,Eddiedean, Evildash, Forgedawn, Leonn, Renee, Rolandd, Vengeancee, Leonn
    Officer: Att, Borill
    Officer : Basharteg,Calibrated, CranbrookDrwellington, Hagglebot, Invisibolt, Kwisatz, Methusala
    Officer: Bostone
    Officer : Bufalo, Charliee, Jerk, Neebs
    Officer: Busheedo, D**shido
    Officer : Daniken, Dddan
    Officer: Darax, Darexx, Darix, Daryx
    Officer: Dembrant,Antirinator,Babeesmurf, Raegwyn, Servantir, Servantirtwo, Sussant
    Officer: Docatar, Airow, Banchee, Ralf, Shealla
    Officer : Dunncan, Surrge
    Officer: Elmo, Amdr, Camerone, Fozzie, Ganelon, Ganelonn, Marin, Seda, Sevollas
    Officer : Fenaile, Fenestro, Fengwan, Fenlian, Fennelle, Fensilian
    Officer: Fleshchanter, Fleshik, Fleshredder, Flezzta
    Officer: Glenalth, Isindolph, Perscription, Preston
    Officer: Gremell, Dragain, Iebrius, Rascalle, Seanair, Ucadien, Zergaryious
    Officer: Grixis, Krzy
    Officer: Grontuh
    Officer: Haukeye, Hauk, Xylen, Xylin, Xylon, Zylin
    Officer: Malaghea, Malagh
    Officer: Maximelia, Fatten, Fattest
    Officer: Merlocke, Merloc, Merlockebot, Merlocked, Merlocke-
    Officer: Milicent, Blooddrunk, Brassknuckle, Crantos, Marikoth, Sixxpounder, Warchant
    Officer: Nukem
    Officer: Parnor, Khaless, Lyesra, Tarry, Wrenwing
    Officer: Phorce, Phace, Phaith, Phanquish, Phelin, Phenixx, Phish, Phix, Phocus, Phortune, Phrantik
    Officer: Raidden, Johnyfive, Kevorkien, Megamaid, Raiddenn, Raiddonn
    Officer: Sorixy, Coroner, Expandable, Mystique, Robbery, Sorinas, Sorinn, Sorix, Soron
    Officer : Sturne, Bethan, Bullrush, Bullvi, Bullwark, Discarns, Elusis, Lykias, Phidias, Thaden, Vedder
    Officer: Tdaraa,Aamile, Bitzie, Falenye, Hadura, Iluinya
    Members:
    Andarial, Andariall, Blissen
    Away, Hmm, Petes, Vehama, Bwoos
    Bangorus
    Aciddrip, Churchie, Xollan
    Dkarall
    Logrim
    Peepylapew, Pepy
    Dusken,Tusken, Vusk, Vusken




    About the guild

    A.O.K. was formed the first week DDO went live. It was originally formed by the 3 members, Heffty (Handee), Huge (Raidden) and Naash. A.O.K. has always tried to maintain its own identity and has sometimes been labeled as a rather abrasive type of guild. A.O.K. members strive to be above average players who can successfully ruin any raid at any given time due to drunkeness, or general screwing around. When playing seriously we can more than hold our own but tend not to buy into a lot of other guilds B.S. All A.O.K. members once admitted and upon showing a desire to help, communicate with, and game with the guild are promoted to officer status. We are continually looking to recruit new players but tend to try and recruit established players that we have become comfortable with. Any officer may recruit from outside of the guild, but that officer assumes responsibility for any recruiting that they do. We do not currently have a website because the ones we have used in the past were rarely visited. We do use ventrillo and also have a fairly large in game channel with many players from other guilds.

    Within the guild we have only a few but important rules. The main rule of thumb is to attempt to help the guild as much as possible. When logging on try to establish guild groups and fill from our channel. Whenever possible try to help equip other guildies as their needs arise. Leave drama such as dating other DDO players out of the guild. If you would rather play with players outside the guild than the ones inside the guild then you may be dismissed. Any guild decisions may come to a vote by the senior officers, in the event of a tie than leaders vote counts twice.

    If you have played with us you may in fact love us or hate us, thats ok. We tend to have a slight arrogance about us but the A.O.K. players are indeed all good people. If you have an interest in joining the guild please seek out one of the officers above and they can set up some time to evaluate how you may fit with the guild.


    Guild site: http://www.guildportal.com/Guild.asp...&TabID=2605293
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty Smurf View Post
    youre not invited
    There were 100 or so smurfs and 1 smurfett
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    *pokes the patch with a stick* get out there you,
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    We were pretty up front that the twf update was going to be a nerf regardless of lag or not.
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    Um, I'm almost afraid to ask, but exactly just what is 'sneak humping'?

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    Default AoK

    Someone is going on a power trip and must be stopped !


    On a serious note Aok is a good crew, good players, good times. Solid gaming.

    Cheers Heff !

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyCalico View Post
    There were 100 or so smurfs and 1 smurfett
    What, exactly, are you implying?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resurrection View Post
    What, exactly, are you implying?
    That smurfett had to "work hard for her money" and that she was VERY busy? heh
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    you guys just don't get it.

    There is one Female servicing a large number of males, this implys an EGG LAYING SPECIES.

    Therefore, Smurfs are not Mammals.
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    if u put 1000 smurves in front of 1000 computers, eventually one of them will make a pally that isnt a complete abomination.
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    Why should I care about what none friends think? It really not like anythink they do are say in this game really affects me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toughguyjoe View Post
    you guys just don't get it.

    There is one Female servicing a large number of males, this implys an EGG LAYING SPECIES.

    Therefore, Smurfs are not Mammals.
    They could still technically be a mammal. Platypus is an egg-laying mammal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChildrenofBodom View Post
    They could still technically be a mammal. Platypus is an egg-laying mammal.
    Yeah, but having played w/ hefty and company, I wouldnt exactly say they are in the same league as a platypus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rizzn View Post
    Yeah, but having played w/ hefty and company, I wouldnt exactly say they are in the same league as a platypus.
    In the light of this evidence, I dub them not mammals.
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    In one season there were 5 smurflings so I think they come in litters.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    *pokes the patch with a stick* get out there you,
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    We were pretty up front that the twf update was going to be a nerf regardless of lag or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by MadFloyd View Post
    Um, I'm almost afraid to ask, but exactly just what is 'sneak humping'?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty Smurf View Post
    youre not invited
    Ahh.... come on Hef, now that I grouped with you for the first time ever the other night, can't I join
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    Quote Originally Posted by jockobalbeno View Post
    Ahh.... come on Hef, now that I grouped with you for the first time ever the other night, can't I join
    no
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    Quote Originally Posted by Naash View Post
    no

    I am crushed! What ever will I do????
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    Quote Originally Posted by toughguyjoe View Post
    you guys just don't get it.

    There is one Female servicing a large number of males, this implys an EGG LAYING SPECIES.

    Therefore, Smurfs are not Mammals.
    Reported*
    I'm offended for all females, such horrible sexist language does not belong in this game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Heffty Smurf View Post
    youre not invited
    ...but we are actively recruiting and we will let you know in the future if you are a suitable candidate to become a member of this guild.

    In the mean time please suck up to the Smurfking at every opportunity and engage him in flirtatious conversation whenever you see him near the AH. If you are good enough then he may consider you as suitable person to be ridiculed relentlessly in some kind of guild run so as to determine if you are able to survive the other <insert appropriate word here>s in the guild.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erekose View Post
    Reported*
    I'm offended for all females, such horrible sexist language does not belong in this game.
    Reported. You said Sex. I iz teh offendz0rzed.
    Quote Originally Posted by gamblerjoe View Post
    if u put 1000 smurves in front of 1000 computers, eventually one of them will make a pally that isnt a complete abomination.
    Quote Originally Posted by dragonofsteel2 View Post
    Why should I care about what none friends think? It really not like anythink they do are say in this game really affects me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyCalico View Post
    In one season there were 5 smurflings so I think they come in litters.
    Those smurfling were created by a magical accident.

    subsequently said new smurflings in an effort to make Smurfette not feel so lonely they stoll Gargamel's formula for Fem Smurfs. Unfortuately they used a much smaller bucket than Gargamel did for Smurfette thus resulting in a juvenile Smurfette called Sasette.

    No one knows the true origens of Smurfs but on Blue Moons a Storks drops off a new one to a smurf village. The introduction of Granpa Smurf later on indicates that other Smurf Villages may exist


    btw AoK are A-Okay in my book

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    Quote Originally Posted by FluffyCalico View Post
    There were 100 or so smurfs and 1 smurfett
    Well, smurfs are clearly communist so I guess they shared everything, including the smurfett?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aesop View Post

    btw AoK are A-Okay in my book

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borror0 View Post
    Well, smurfs are clearly communist so I guess they shared everything, including the smurfett?


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    Last edited by FluffyCalico; 04-06-2009 at 04:08 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    *pokes the patch with a stick* get out there you,
    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    We were pretty up front that the twf update was going to be a nerf regardless of lag or not.
    Quote Originally Posted by MadFloyd View Post
    Um, I'm almost afraid to ask, but exactly just what is 'sneak humping'?

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