Had a lot of fun running through the Salorna version of this thread, so figured we'd see what kind of flamewar Khyber will turn it into. As with the Salorna thread, feel free to include pics of your family as well... but I recommend allowing your spouse to approve any pictures you post.
I'll go first... ever wonder who you're buying your scrolls from? Well, as it turns out, I'm not a Chinese plat farmer. I'm an upstate NY country boy with a penchant for hunting game birds with my dogs (the little one is still in training):
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