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    just recently i was in a pug with one of the dumbest quotes i have heard to date. a cleric told our whole group after leaving the instance to go get sp, not telling anyone that they were going to, and everyone dying. finally getting back, tries to kill ONE mob, here is the quote "why should i heal you when you are going to die anyways?" isn't that the clerics job? finally the sorc. released and got the party up. any thoughts on this, or funny quotes heard in game?

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    The SOrc Raised Everyone? So it was a Pretty high level run yes? and no one noticed thatthe CLeric had recalled out? He may have had a point.
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    Default I've got one

    "I don't carry potions except for raids."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Impaqt View Post
    The SOrc Raised Everyone? So it was a Pretty high level run yes? and no one noticed thatthe CLeric had recalled out? He may have had a point.
    we were running let sleeping dust lie, and the other cleric, me, was out of sp. and no we didn't notice he was gone until we got ambushed. he came into the instance and din't rez anyone and then said the blunder.

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    "MANY SHOT? I GOT MANY SHOT! WHO SAID THAT? I GOT MANY SHOT!!!!!! MAHHHHHH GAGAGA LALALA!"

    all i could say was wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike_Ivory View Post
    "MANY SHOT? I GOT MANY SHOT! WHO SAID THAT? I GOT MANY SHOT!!!!!! MAHHHHHH GAGAGA LALALA!"

    all i could say was wow.

    Yeah.. i can't believe that Coldest said that.

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    Default Actually my own quote, as well as a few others.

    At level 9.

    "Wait...rangers can use wands?"

    DOH!

    Another one that makes me really scares sometimes is.

    "Now I remember why I don't play my cleric."
    "At the end of all things, let it not be said that I didn't pull the switch that killed us all."

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    random pugger, " Hey xxxxx can you show me where to pick up this quest."
    random ddo korea pugger, " Sorry, not on this toon."
    me, "***?"

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    Default For a level 16

    Got one that most who pike or have put lfm's up for the Titan that they have heard.
    Do I need anything for this quest? Whats s sigil? Are there and prereqs? What house is it in?
    to name a few

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    Default oooops got another

    How about having a cleric in group that says" ok guys you need to use your pots
    I only have enough mana for one more BB."

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    "Let's go kill the named dog." Goodwin, as he chases after a summoned celestial dog.

    " I can't believe I died in Tangleroot on normal" Drecko, on his level capped main.

    "I'm going to start a rickshaw business in Stormreach." Cache, after transporting an A.C. unit via rickshaw in his new home in Beijing.

    "No wonder this PUG is so quiet, I have them all on squelch." Gunga in Guild Vent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesertBlue View Post
    " I can't believe I died in Tangleroot on normal" Drecko, on his level capped main.
    I can believe it, but then he prob'ly finally caught a whiff of his own stink

    Quote Originally Posted by Mike_Ivory View Post
    "MANY SHOT? I GOT MANY SHOT! WHO SAID THAT? I GOT MANY SHOT!!!!!! MAHHHHHH GAGAGA LALALA!"
    hey! I got manyshot!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DesertBlue View Post
    "Let's go kill the named dog." Goodwin, as he chases after a summoned celestial dog.

    .
    actually i was running from that dog, i ran him over to u guys and try to play it off like i found a named dog, i really did belive it was a named. lmao
    that is very jerrky laughed for like 2 hours

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesertBlue View Post
    "I'm going to start a rickshaw business in Stormreach." Cache, after transporting an A.C. unit via rickshaw in his new home in Beijing.
    Lies Lies Lies
    Cache - Katet
    In the words of the immortal Ryu - "See ya Suckas!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fenrisulven6 View Post
    What a word weasel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Accelerando View Post
    Lies Lies Lies
    I know. Your in Singapore not Beijing.

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