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    Default Some Advice...

    ...from someone whos just been there.

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary. Very bad move.

    BUT!

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary then tell the wife you'll be playing DDO early on Saturday.

    "Why you playing DDO early on Saturday Bee?" (Cause my wife calls me Bee too)
    "Its their ANNIVERSARY baby, lots of fun stuff happening"

    *sigh*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beherit Baphomar View Post
    ...from someone whos just been there.

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary. Very bad move.

    BUT!

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary then tell the wife you'll be playing DDO early on Saturday.

    "Why you playing DDO early on Saturday Bee?" (Cause my wife calls me Bee too)
    "Its their ANNIVERSARY baby, lots of fun stuff happening"

    *sigh*
    O_o

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    Here ya go Bee, this is for you.


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    Bad B...very bad B... gonna be a lot of making up to do on that one it looks like....
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    my advice put ddo on the back burner for 3-4 days, clean the house take her out to dinner, couple back rubs and then come back and play.
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    Ouch, the looks I get for even joking about fogetting that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by akla thornfist View Post
    my advice put ddo on the back burner for 3-4 days, clean the house take her out to dinner, couple back rubs and then come back and play.

    ...that kind of fubar, looks likes something only jewelry can fix!
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    Quote Originally Posted by knghtstalkr View Post
    ...that kind of fubar, looks likes something only jewelry can fix!
    and lots and lots of groveling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by knghtstalkr View Post
    ...that kind of fubar, looks likes something only jewelry can fix!
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beherit Baphomar View Post
    ...from someone whos just been there.

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary. Very bad move.

    BUT!

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary then tell the wife you'll be playing DDO early on Saturday.

    "Why you playing DDO early on Saturday Bee?" (Cause my wife calls me Bee too)
    "Its their ANNIVERSARY baby, lots of fun stuff happening"

    *sigh*


    I guess there are certain advantages to a marriage going fubar - ain't gotta worry about that anniversary stuff any more.

    ...but then again, there's no one there to pull the covers over after gassing the area.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beherit Baphomar View Post
    ...from someone whos just been there.

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary. Very bad move.

    BUT!

    Dont forget your wedding anniversary then tell the wife you'll be playing DDO early on Saturday.

    "Why you playing DDO early on Saturday Bee?" (Cause my wife calls me Bee too)
    "Its their ANNIVERSARY baby, lots of fun stuff happening"

    *sigh*
    This is why I purposely forgot my first wedding anniversary. Doing so set the expectations for the years to come.

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    I really tried to think of something funny to say...

    But when it comes down to it... there's nothing funny about marriage. Nothing whatsoever.

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    See you've just gotta spin that

    You: "Look, I arranged for a ... uh... thing in DDO to.... represent my uh...passion for...uh....our....love...for....our anniversary which...happens to be theirs too?"
    Her: *silence*
    You: "Uuuh... the devils represent my um being...smitten with...happiness? Um...Happy Anniversary!"
    Her: *silence*
    You: "Here why don't I just show you the...AMNESIA DUST IN THE FACE!!!"
    Her: *cough* Heeey this is just baking sod...
    You: *ninja vanish*

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    You should have cast Solid Fog, Dimension Door out and run to the store quick.
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    Tolero: a little midnight coding and some "Happy anniversary dear" graffiti for Mrs. Bee somewhere in the marketplace might be in order...hmmm?
    Seeing that it WAS you'alls event what distracted him and all.


    Aww c'mon, help a guy out!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oreg View Post
    You should have cast Solid Fog, Dimension Door out and run to the store quick.
    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tolero View Post
    See you've just gotta spin that

    You: "Look, I arranged for a ... uh... thing in DDO to.... represent my uh...passion for...uh....our....love...for....our anniversary which...happens to be theirs too?"
    Her: *silence*
    You: "Uuuh... the devils represent my um being...smitten with...happiness? Um...Happy Anniversary!"
    Her: *silence*
    You: "Here why don't I just show you the...AMNESIA DUST IN THE FACE!!!"
    Her: *cough* Heeey this is just baking sod...
    You: *ninja vanish*


    Coming from Merlask, this woulda been just hilarious. From Tolero: Priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by knghtstalkr View Post
    ...that kind of fubar, looks likes something only jewelry can fix!
    (forget the name of the comedian this credit goes to)

    Hmmmm let's see what the Flower chart says for forgetting anniversary......

    Ohhh, ohhhh...... go see jewelry chart
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