Official Unoffical Rules to Hide n' Seek
AKA on the LFM as FIND ME IN STORMREACH!FREE LOOT!SEND TELL FOR CLUE!
1. First rule is there are no rules!
2. Do not discorage or misdirect any other known player. I do more than enough no need to make it harder for any one and its not nice.
3. Please do not open and close the trade window and send me 1000 tells when you do find me or all youll get is a twig.
4. If it can be helped do not follow me between rounds...its not a big problem now but I forsee difficulty in outrunning monks.
5. In DIRECT contradiction to rule #1 of subsection 5 there have been 3 rules in place that are leagal and binding in my household and trade window.
6. YOU MUST IN UNDER EVERY CIRCUMSTANCE ENJOY YOURSELF!
7. Thou shalt not ask what loot im giving away. I dont even know myself,resposes will be and I quote "stuff"
How to play
When you first log on/look in the LFM and see a party seletion that says FIND ME IN STORMREACH!FREE LOOT!SEND TELL FOR CLUE! please press the Tell button in the grouping menu near the bottom. When the button has been pressed your chat window shall have in it /t Brianius , when you have reached this point a simple "clue" will surfice but "Woka Woka" "Coyale is the enemy of the State", approprate and inaproprate yo mamma joke are all valid entiries. Once you have selected the word(s) that will be in the chat UI please press ENTER/Return. I my self will handle this /tell personaly with a predetermined clue that I have plucked from the heavens made just for you by lantern archons and delivered through the use of /r. When you have recived your standard celestial clue you may use it as you like but the most approprate use is to find my whereabouts at that time.
If you are first or a very close second/third and I mean close like sitting on the train with a (choose undesirable person and place the image here) and your nagging mother(in-law). If you qualify in those terms then a feindish trade window will open. If im feeling charitable(meaning I have over 1000000 plat a rare ocurance these days) you will get a choice of spectacular/lame loot otherwize the I will randomly select one based as close as I can on your apperance/class/birthright/inheritance and good looks.
If you are the 1st place winner your name will be put in the LFM till the next round and then it shall be replaced with FIND ME IN STORMREACH!FREE LOOT!SEND TELL FOR CLUE!(most times its only up for a few minutes so multiple plays will be need to achive 15 minutes of fame). Now that you have reached this point of the how to play please go back to the bold letters and resume reading on how the following round will be held.