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    "its not the size of the sword.... its how u use it"

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    "awwwww... who put up that black $#@!"

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    "I roll 1's verses wifeaggro"

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    "oh mr bard, where do u put your lute?"

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    "huked onn mnemonics werks fer mee"

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    "ATTENTION house d shoppers"

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    ^^^^
    "platfarmer"

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    "Buy Gold Cheap!"

    "Are you a plat farmer?"

    "Take me to your Plat-Farmer"
    **As the Great Emu is one with the hill, so am I with the Great Emu.**
    PlatinumKnightsddo.us

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sambvca View Post
    "Jesus Saves. Everyone else rolls D(20)"
    I like "Jesus Saves.....and takes half damage!"

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    ya but i dont belive in jesus jokes.... they never existed

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    "you looking for a barbarian?"

    "HEAL ME!"

    "gah, the sun!"

    *Picture of loot table fully stocked with great items* " If only DDO let me practice poligamy<SP?>

    "Kobolds: Because you need the XP"

    *picture of a bunch of WF standings around "It puts the oil on its plating or it gets the niacs again!"

    *picture of a pink WF "Fluzzles, the pink fluffy bunny. He bites."

    "Try and try again, because eventually you will roll a natural 20.

    /dance


    What do you say we go back to your place and do some loot runs?

    How many wars could a warforge forge if a warforge could forge wars?

    *Pic of a 1 on a d20: Because every so often you need to die.

    Vorpal: Because he wasnt using his head anyways.

    Coyle: Get back here!

    Player: I intimidate the orge!
    GM: You roll a 1.
    Player: I attack the laughing orge!

    Maybe one of these is decent...maybe.
    Aundair, New Khyber
    Alreck Gingerbarrel(15clr/1barb), Torrak Gingerbarrel(16 Brd), Oat(13 Rgr/3Ftr), Moxxy(16 Sor), Thorrac Gingerbarrel(6 Pal/1 Ftr) <<Current Toons>>

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    "I'm not addicted to DDO, I just have to finish it"

    "Portable Hole Filler"

    "Do you really want to mess with someone who pretends to be a Warforged
    Barbarian and has real swords?"

    "Crit Happens!"

    "Twang, Splat, Thud. I think we need a new rouge"

    "I have the Madstone Rod"

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    I'm not that kind of rogue.
    ****, can you grab my stone.
    I'm not that kind of cleric.
    No I'm serious, grab my stone.
    Oh I get it, you're a dwarf. That's funny.
    Eye Tyrant: 0 - WF: 0111000001110111011011100110010101100100
    Fine, my Sword of Shadows goes to the best dancer.
    What should we go in on... Hard?
    Dude, you're level seven. You can use scrolls.
    You were pwned by "something".
    Got scrolls?
    No, seriously... it's a charisma switch.
    Whatever you do, don't break THAT barrel.
    I'm just here for the favor.
    You have repeated this quest 0 times.
    You suffer a reentry penalty of 20&#37;.
    Don't laugh, this was your girlfriends +5 mfp.
    LFG: The Pit, need a guide.
    Do you have the toys?
    You mean it's +5 flaming burst AND vorpal?!?
    Who has the voice?
    Voice Chatter Apotheosis - If you don't know, you betta axe somebody.
    Dominici * Domminici * Domiinici * Dominnici * Dominicci * Dominicii
    Quote Originally Posted by Quarion View Post
    No no...you're not supposed to LIKE it... *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by theweeman View Post
    ya but i dont belive in jesus jokes.... they never existed
    I disagree.
    **As the Great Emu is one with the hill, so am I with the Great Emu.**
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    @#%%$#, I didn't mean to release.
    Charater Names: Jeryle, Jerforged, Gerforged, Raybur, Rayber, Raibur, Marreth, Merreth
    Classes Played: Thief Acrobat, Ftr, Barbarian, Cleric, FVS, Caster, Bard, & Monk
    Member of Synergia

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    LOL!

    "You have stripped everything of value from this chest"
    **As the Great Emu is one with the hill, so am I with the Great Emu.**
    PlatinumKnightsddo.us

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    I am thankful that this is a T-shirt slogan thread rather than a theology thread

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    ^^^^
    Human


    halfling
    vvvvvv

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    Quote Originally Posted by theweeman View Post
    "its not the size of the sword.... its how u use it"
    It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the +3 Flaming Burst Greataxe of Pure Good lodged in the dogs head.
    Voice Chatter Apotheosis - If you don't know, you betta axe somebody.
    Dominici * Domminici * Domiinici * Dominnici * Dominicci * Dominicii
    Quote Originally Posted by Quarion View Post
    No no...you're not supposed to LIKE it... *sigh*

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    Quote Originally Posted by theweeman View Post
    ^^^^
    Human


    halfling
    vvvvvv
    By far the best one!!
    "Every scar is a lesson, every battle, a test of what you have learned"
    Bio Hazard - Sorcerer
    Cathal the Holy Warrior - Paladin

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