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    So, your gaming group moved away after college?
    DDO: Its the next best thing to being there.

    DDO: If you have an hour, you have an adventure!

    Just say "NO!" to PUGs!

    DDO: Give us a call when you are tired of killing that pig.

    DDO: Adventure Awaits

    MMOs: Because $15 a month is cheaper then a real social life.

    Stormreach: Where the pudding pops eat you!

    [picture of a slime] Don't get any pudding on your shirt! That stuff stains.

    Despiration: Sometimes you NEED that 36-xp Hill Giant.
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    "I won Thread of the Week and all I got was this stupid T-shirt (and this 30-day game card)"
    Have a question about the Eberron Setting?
    Ask a Loremaster.

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    have your cake and eat it to
    min/max

    MTs cast both ways

    youre (wallof)FIRED

    watch your step, the wiz is a grease monkey

    <pic of wf alone standing over dead pc wiz at tor dragon>
    ...i think i greased myself...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuitarHero View Post
    Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
    Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
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    Can't sleep, kobolds will eat me.
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    "Be Careful Down there!"
    "Garrison's Pack: Missing since May of '06."

    "Will PUG for favor"

    "Archbishop Dryden waits to pk with you at the top of his dais."

    "When I healed the zerging barbarian, they called me a saint. When I asked why the zerging barbarian had no hit points, they called me a communist."

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    Default Motto

    "DDO is better then WoW" (Front)
    "We know how to PARTY" (Back)

    "This is my Creed" (Front)
    "This is my +5 Khopesh" (Back)

    back of the shirt of a fighter or pally...

    "If you see the back of this shirt try to catch up..."
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
    Friedrich Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by markymarksta View Post
    On me for Haste!
    Thats a great one I think everyone would understand.

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    Madness, the source of all Tasty Ham.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis Carroll
    One, two! One, two! and through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back.

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    (Baby Shirt): You are being POWERLEVELED and will receive 0xp

    (Normal Shirt): I ****ing HATE Coyle.

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    I'd have to say, I'm tempted to give my wife a T-shirt for Christmas that proclaims her to be a "wiDDO" ...

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    btw, just gotta say, love these kinds of threads. very nice to come to the forums and get a laugh instead of some of the more usual fare. and ive had a great time reading everyone's posts, thanks all

    <shirt for wife of ddo player>
    i lost my husband and got this shirt....thanks ddo! woot!

    <shirt for husband of ddo player>
    my wife gets all her nagging done in stormreach, thanks ddo! woot!

    for the oots fans
    im a sexy shoeless god of war!

    go team cleric!


    <cleric>
    will heal for xp

    drink a pot and stop whining

    its not my fault youre diseased, held, and poisoned. this could have all been avoided had you been a wf

    i heal robots
    (i wanted to do another one, exactly the same, except a strike through heal, but i dont know how to do strikes. any1?)

    cleric: i am the almighty healyouall maximus and i can cure all ills
    tank: .......then why am i dead?
    cleric: ......my gods arent powerful enough to allow me to heal through walls, sorry

    currently researching the epic spell "remove stupidity"

    i HARM things
    especially things that move

    <bard>
    there was this one time, at band camp...

    love me. LOVE me. LOVE ME!

    im a jill of all trades

    im a jack of all trades

    party leader: now, just need a cleric
    bard: i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal, i can heal
    barbarian in quest: HJEEL MWE!
    bard: dude, im not a cleric

    <barbarian>
    bar bar bar, bar barian, bar bar bar, bar barian

    barb: i can write my name
    wiz: yeah, ok, thats nice
    barb: i can write my name
    wiz: thats.....special
    barb: i can write my name in your blood
    wiz: heres a pen, lemme see your name buddy

    im grumpy

    i like fluffy bunnies

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    Default My 2 cp

    Here's my 2 copper

    I am the Kobolds' New Ringleader

    Will kill for XP!

    Meet Me at the Dinghy!

    I
    have Garrison's Pack!

    How much XP are you?

    I MUST Free Arlos!

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    "Wanna help me work off some XP debt?"
    "Property of DDO Stormreach"
    Tourbillon * Hyper * Headbanger * Speedstick * Arkane

    guildless

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogenbroom View Post
    The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery The Hatchery
    LOL...


    HATE that quest with a passion for that reason
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    Rangers. Giving you the virtual wood since 2006.

    Healer Friendly.

    I've turned in 20 of each relic and got the armor for it. Now what?

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    Front " regnaD laeR - ODD "
    (why - cause you can read it in the mirror.)

    Back " Look me up in 2020 I'm busy !!"
    He asked us "Be you Angels..??"
    And we said "Nay...We are but Men..! Rock On..!!!"

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    A picture of a human stuck to the side of a bookcase about 12 inches off the ground by multiple daggers, knives, arrows, quarrels, bolts and hand axes through every loose area of every piece of clothing. His eyes point in opposite directions, he has been gagged, his hands have mittens and the front of his tunic reads 'I R Coyle.'

    A picture of a halfling dragging a greatsword with great effort with a couple of kobolds laughing hysterically in the background.

    A picture of 2 hobgoblins standing just outside the edge of a slightly luminous green cloud of gas around a campfire at night. One says to the other, 'He is invisible and has crawled between 2 rocks at the bottom of the ravine on the other side of that hill at the other end of this clearing.'

    A picture of a soulstone in the middle of short and narrow passageway. The caption reads, 'You suffer 125 points of damage from falling.'

    A picutre of a winded and very tired fighter walking up to a wizard. The wizard is shrugging his shoulders while saying, 'When I held him he was right here.'

    A picture of a group of monsters with cool red circles hovering above their heads and a ranger thinking to himself, 'I wonder how quickly I can hit all those targets.'

    Two adventurers standing in a dungeon and one says, 'Now there is something you see everyday. Slimes and spiders living in harmony with all the other creatures.'

    A picture of a rogue kneeking down in front of a control box and in the background there are several soulstones visible in the midst of a fiery torrent from hell. The caption reads, 'They never listen.'

    A picture of a tavern with several tables occupied by many different adventurers. At each table there is an argument raging. Each person is saying, 'No, no, no. I got more kills than you!'

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    I raise dead people. (for a cleric obviously, I've seen it elsewhere but I'd like a DDO version)

    Me hurt, but me healin'!



    Kobolds never forget! Kobolds will always hate you!


    Barbarians are all the rage!
    aka ~The Jelly Bean Slinger


    Then darkness would eat me. Cold would devour me.
    I would die naked beneath a blackthorn, keening for the missing moon.

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    "My cleric girlfriend said she'd leave if I rolled another WF..." <Front>
    "I'm gonna miss her" <Back>

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    "You can't leave until you free Arlos"
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