Check this one out:
Carpe D.M.! (Sieze the Dungeon Master!)Founder #2003 - Interocitor Repair - Call for discount prices
Loot First! Ask Questions Later!
Somebody pulled a Vorpal and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
My halfling beat up your halfling
My other girlfriend is a 20
Have you ever seen a Monk wildly *** by three teenage girls? No monastery for me.
(from the movie stripes)
"Don't forget to talk to Bruku."
"Don't forget to talk to Ungurz."
"***, I didn't have the quest!"
Derek, Hargo, Hargo, Delera = Thrall of the Necromancer
AFK 2 mins, wife aggro.
/death = poor man's teleport
"I forgot we had a rogue!"
Can't take credit for this one...
Live by the sword
Live a good long time.
i cant remeber who said this in a ts run a long time ago but
Feel the rath of my stinking cloud!!
Egred, Egrid, DIRGE,DERGE,DERGERT,DIRGIE,DERGIO
The women of DDO..
Now with a 30/70 female voice ratio
DDO chick-Yes Im real no you still cant touch em
Got an oops while teleporting dont look up!
Laying the smackdown in pink armor
No Zergs allowed
I put the Noob in Noobage
Will heal for plat
Squishy on board
100% Mom aggro
Bring world peace flay..er hug a kobold
DDO..because its better then doing housework
I make tasty hams tastier
I got hit with a blind invite; Now im stuck with him/her for life
Want fun/Tip over a dwarf in full plate
I multiclass to soothe my split personalities
Palidin by day..Necromancing vixxen at night
I suffer from Rageaholism
You got powed by a girl
Does this armor make my butt look big?
WF friendly caster onboard
DDO turns Geeks to Leets
Warning heavy breather on voice chat
"Another family filing for divorce... DDO."
"Harley Davidson - Stormreach"
"No, Durk Diggler really has a secret!"
I did like the: "My other shirt is +2 Mithral" one.
can you say...Necro...
Here is some Diologue from the comic strip "Get Fuzzy".
between An owner (Rob Wilco): and his cat, (Bucky).
Bucky: "you literally could not be a bigger geek if you had a
dungeonmasters guide in your Hand."
Rob: Which edition? Because those new ones are Sweet!"
Bucky:"I do NOT stand corrected."
Rob: "I mean; Like My Charisma is like, Eighteen Double-Zero!"
Official Muskateers Bartender
Proud Officer of Acme Fighting Co.
"It's a dangerous business, going out of your door, Frodo my boy." He used to say. "You step into the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there is no telling where you might be swept off to." ~ Frodo Baggins (Quoting Bilbo Baggins)
"Some say the pen is mightier than the sword.....
I say F*** the pen, cuz you can DIE by the Sword!"
~ Dungeons & Dragons Online.
Edit: Yeah, yeah, it's a Tom Arya quote, but it still fits
Ghallanda - The a team
Borrigain Gnollslayer : Lorraidyn Terrakaen : Philonius Purge
"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." ~ Anonymous
One large bone! Who wants two funk?
Excuse me while I go solo the Queen
Loot Wh0re and proud of it
Does anyone have any level 3 spell components?
Yea though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil: for I have a Greater Evil Outsider Bane Greataxe
Yea... Ok... so I don't make my living writing slogans
http://www.dkforums.com - Look Mom it's a Guild forum, can I have one too?
Lot's of good stuff here. I think I read them all, sorry if I repeat one; but here a few ideas from me:
"I'm not a woman, I just play one in DDO."
How about just a large closeup of the torso of a kobold shaman in the middle of a Melf's animation (optionally with the caption:MELF)?
"I lack the conviction to turn some enemies."
"OLD SULLY'S", with an Old Sully's logo, whatever that is.
This has been mentioned, but my take on it -- "I'm the guy with the +5 Shock Heavy Repeating Crossbow" (without the Tip # and with "I'm" italicized.
... but my favorite so far is "Free Arlos!!!" (maybe take off the exclamation points and make it look like a political slogan, to be more tongue in cheek)
this thread should bive someone the impetus to just start a tshirt business....lol
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche - Beyond Good and Evil
"I have a +5 Great Sword, need to hold it with two hands."
"Its a B#$tch comming off Haste"
"Otto's Disco Ball, Keeps everybody dancing"
"I survived The Tempest Road"
On front "TRAP!" On back "FOUND IT!"
Warforged: Recommended by 5 out of 5 Rust Monsters
Forget Sanchez, Ever tried a Dirty Kobold?
"I'll play with your dwarf while your girlfriend is afk."
My favourite so far is "Free Arlos" then on theback of the shirt put "and gather your party safely..." not exact words but still...
For me I think Print COYLE on a shirt with a huge flaming X accoss it. Thank you Thernal.
I love Leather Underoos!
DDO: making the world safer one kobold at a time.
DDO is not MMO perfection, but I can see the word from Stormreach.
And personally for me: yes, I AM the Goddess, NOT QUEEN of Tempest's Spine!
+The Goddess of Tempest's Spine+Merc's Only, THELANIS: List is here: http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php...94#post2798094 LEGIONNAIRE /Salute to Rameses, He has RETURNED!
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