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Darkschneider
03-05-2007, 11:40 AM
Really, have you? (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.asp)

DKerrigan
03-05-2007, 12:58 PM
Oh my ****, I can't believe people still fall for that tripe.

Mad_Bombardier
03-05-2007, 01:29 PM
Love the 1984 copyright; it's so relevant to current ideaology! :p

Darkschneider
03-05-2007, 01:32 PM
Love the 1984 copyright; it's so relevant to current ideaology! :p

And yet you can still find the booklets in some churches. I was checking the URL on the back of the pamphlet I had saved. Good Times!

With any luck I can get Gary Gygax signature on my keepsake ;)

Rydlic
03-05-2007, 01:41 PM
It's sad that this is still believed.

What is even more sad is back in highschool my parents found one of my Magic: the Gathering card decks and made me burn it. Now the sad part was(for those who know), the deck was a White/Green deck based on life gain and angles. Hate to know what they would have done with my black deck.

Demonic Tutor any one!!

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 01:44 PM
And one more for the masses (http://www.chick.com/reading/books/204/0204_10.asp)

Your soul is in danger! Beware of the evils that these games will bring into your home!

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 01:48 PM
And one more for the masses (http://www.chick.com/reading/books/204/0204_10.asp)

Your soul is in danger! Beware of the evils that these games will bring into your home!


Teenager...


What REALLY happens when you get high?
What is rock music's hidden danger?
How can sex destroy you?
Do you know the devil's Top Secret plan?
Why are teens ending it all?
Is "Dungeons & Dragons" more than just a game?
Why are teens murdering their friends?


I think that says it all... lol :D


The devil is using many different tools today to trick young people into riding the fast lane down the stairway to hell.

One of the most dangerous and widespread of all those tools is his fantasy role playing game, Dungeons and Dragons.

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 01:50 PM
What REALLY happens when you get high?

Hmmmm, seen the baby J a few times, wearing his gold lined diapers listening to his little Baby Einstein tapes. But I thought was pretty standard?

RemoJr
03-06-2007, 01:50 PM
Everytime is see something like this, a few more of my brain cells die.

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 01:51 PM
And one more for the masses (http://www.chick.com/reading/books/204/0204_10.asp)

Your soul is in danger! Beware of the evils that these games will bring into your home!
well they do have one thing right.

he admitted becoming posessed with demons through D & D. He also confessed that the demons now controlled his entire life.

D&D controls my life you should see the amount of **** i go through to get a PnP game going.:eek: :D

all your souls are belong to me.

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 01:53 PM
all your souls are belong to me.

all your loots are belong to me.

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 01:54 PM
well they do have one thing right.


D&D controls my life you should see the amount of **** i go through to get a PnP game going.:eek: :D

all your souls are belong to me.

Speaking of...have you booked my plane ticket yet???

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 01:55 PM
How did the demons get in him? Through the D & D. That's the ultimate (but well hidden) purpose of the "game." When a player begins worshipping a new deity (Satan) and asking help of characters in the game (demons), they are doing exactly what out-and-out Satan worshipers do, they just don't realize it.

LMAO...

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 01:57 PM
You say, "I don't believe D & D has anything to so with Satan or religion." Then let's turn to page 25, paragraph 3 of "Deities and Demigods (instruction manual) and see what D & D says about itself.

"Serving a deity is a significant part of D & D, and all players should have a patron god."5

Surprise D & D player! Guess which deity you are serving? Satan!


ROFLMAO!!!!!!!:eek:

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 01:58 PM
all your loots are belong to me.
Id rather have YOUR SOUL

Speaking of...have you booked my plane ticket yet???
HUH? your coming here next month?

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 01:59 PM
To find out if D & D used authentic occult materials, the CBN television network assigned an investigator to study the question. He appeared on a CBN interview, along with a former employee of the company that makes D & D to announce their findings.

They concluded that D & D does contain authentic occult materials. Rituals, magic spells, charms, names of demons, etc. were all authentic. They said a list of names of demons and devils that were in a new D & D book kept showing up in the Bible.


W00T for historical accuracy and immersive gameplay!

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 01:59 PM
What REALLY happens when you get high?

You write s**t like this lmao!!!

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 02:00 PM
Id rather have YOUR SOUL

Sure, I'ld give you my soul for 1-h simple vorpal.

Talonus
03-06-2007, 02:01 PM
Holy S--t! I laughed so hard my throat is sore! That was great. It's even better the second time!

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 02:02 PM
HUH? your coming here next month?

Man...forget it...I thought you needed a rogue for your game... :p

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 02:02 PM
Sure, I'ld give you my soul for 1-h simple vorpal.
WOuld you trade it for a battleaxe of smiting?

Man...forget it...I thought you needed a rogue for your game... :p
I am the rogue for my game. Im also the wizard:eek:

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 02:04 PM
Just the fact that they quote CBN as an "Official Investigation" should tell you everything you need to know...

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 02:06 PM
I am the rogue for my game. Im also the wizard:eek:

Ranger then?:o

Yvonne_Blacksword
03-06-2007, 02:07 PM
Yes...Proud cult member since 1982....
Took my demonic paraphernalia to a religious retreat once...
Spread my evil to young highschool girls...

MWahAHAhaha!!!

(Deities&Demigods, Monster Manual and Yvonne's character sheet...light reading material while trying to deal with holier than though, privacy invading, self rightious teenage girls. Was protecting a friend..and relieving some of her agro!)

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 02:09 PM
Ranger then?:o
well we could always use more cannon fodder.:D

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 02:10 PM
Spread my evil to young highschool girls...

sounds like fun:eek: :D

DKerrigan
03-06-2007, 02:12 PM
well we could always use more cannon fodder.:D

Fine...I'll bring my Monk...:p

Mad_Bombardier
03-06-2007, 02:13 PM
So, Yvonne was the inspiration for the evil, raven-haired DM/temptress in that comic. :rolleyes: Look, you're famous! And hey, you can sue them for using your image without express written permission! :D

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 02:19 PM
WOuld you trade it for a battleaxe of smiting?


Yes, but you better include a kicker.

Yvonne_Blacksword
03-06-2007, 02:25 PM
how did you know Yvonne had raven collored hair?!!
oh yeah...duh!

I can't read black writing...dang it!

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 02:28 PM
Yes, but you better include a kicker.
a +1 ghost touch shield?

how did you know Yvonne had raven collored hair?!!
oh yeah...duh!

I can't read black writing...dang it!
see below
Just highlight the text:D

Hellscorp
03-06-2007, 02:43 PM
Just give me your souls and I will give you this nifty +1 Quarter of Spending.

Ziggy
03-06-2007, 02:55 PM
Make it a +5 Quarter of Spending and I'll give you Ziggy's soul.
hey now, its my soul darn it.

EDIT: 2 point ninja attack.:D

Give me that quarterstaff of spending:eek:

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 02:55 PM
a +1 ghost touch shield?


Sold! Mail the vorpal and shield to Rushis. I'll attach my soul to the reply

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 02:56 PM
Just give me your souls and I will give you this nifty +1 Quarter of Spending.

Make it a +5 Quarter of Spending and I'll give you Ziggy's soul.

Darkschneider
03-06-2007, 02:58 PM
hey now, its my soul darn it.

EDIT: 2 point ninja attack.:D

Give me that quarterstaff of spending:eek:

Ouch, nice one

Mizyrlou
03-10-2007, 01:54 PM
Ohh, if I could cast any spell from D&D, it would be Unseen Servant for the win. I'd never have to get up to get a can of soda again.

Having gone through the initial 'D&D is teh EVOL!!11!' days, it does still amaze me that folks still buy into that mindset. Back when I was at Blockbuster, my one store manager was an avid Magic: The Gathering player so he and I'd often be in back working on deck builds (I loved my Green/Black deck). We did have a very staunch Christian on staff who did give me the schpiel of my soul was in jepordy because of my cards.

Then I showed her them with the example of sending a Sengir Vampire after the customer we just had who was ranting over late fees and following it up with some Llenwyr Elves for the mop up.

The first words out of her mouth was 'That's it?'. Turned out she'd never even seen what a card looked like and had only been going along with the rote.

From what I've read up since, that's most of that mindset, one person gets thier knickers in a twist and the others follow along without looking for themselves.

I still remember my grandfather being iffy about my playing D&D since he didn't see value in it until he saw I was reading up on medieval architecture and historical figures to bolster my game. Then it was different since it was now Educational with making me want to read up more on the basing.

And if I'm not mistaken, Wiess and Hickman who did some of the most memorable modules are Christian as well, and I wish I could remember where I'd read it, but they did work some basic redemption themes into thier writing.

Mcgruder
03-11-2007, 05:46 PM
Only think Jack Chick gave me was one heck of a good Rogue name.

Blackleaf Noooo still roams the servers of Riedra.

Hellscorp
03-11-2007, 09:11 PM
I think I am the occult.

IS that a bad thing?

Justian
03-12-2007, 01:02 PM
ROFL!

Thanks for reminding me of that! My family actually talked to their minister about exercism for me. Not only had D&D gotten to me, so had The Hobit and Lord of the Rings. Add to that, my love of scifi and fantasy reading, and I was doomed to hell like satan himself. Also, the evil rock-and-roll had it's grip on my soul.

Their minister, though, was a realist. He explained to them that D&D was NOT evil, Tolkien was a classic author, and scifi and fantasy was as harmless as scribbling.

It's amazing how people get sucked into believing what others tell them without ever finding things out first hand.

Grond123
10-13-2007, 01:15 PM
Yes, we're sacraficing a virgin tonight. Do you know one?

moorewr
10-13-2007, 01:58 PM
Yes, we're sacraficing a virgin tonight. Do you know one?

Well, I get "Virgin Alerts" on my cell phone all the time, so I'll nab the next one I see for you.