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Lokeal_The_Flame
04-16-2018, 07:23 PM
Monsters to place in said Dungeon


1-A Troll that has been made into a Vampire Lord

2-An air elemental that can cast grease and cometfall that guards a narrow footbridge that hangs over a large bed of deadly spikes.

3-Throw in a villain with the powers of The Pied Piper and give him the ability to summon endless streams of rats that alpha strike you with bite attacks! Oh and make him a character you have to chase through the entire dungeon, trash mobs are hordes of Rats, Air Elementals, Trolls, and Kobolds!

4-A Kobold that may have succeeded in the effort of becoming a god...... maybe....

Enlist the help of a decent comedian to craft a storyline around these obviously difficult villains and make us laugh so hard that the enjoyment we get from said laughter overpowers the difficulty of said villains.

Powerhungry
04-17-2018, 12:06 AM
Monsters to place in said Dungeon


1-A Troll that has been made into a Vampire Lord

2-An air elemental that can cast grease and cometfall that guards a narrow footbridge that hangs over a large bed of deadly spikes.

3-Throw in a villain with the powers of The Pied Piper and give him the ability to summon endless streams of rats that alpha strike you with bite attacks! Oh and make him a character you have to chase through the entire dungeon, trash mobs are hordes of Rats, Air Elementals, Trolls, and Kobolds!

4-A Kobold that may have succeeded in the effort of becoming a god...... maybe....

Enlist the help of a decent comedian to craft a storyline around these obviously difficult villains and make us laugh so hard that the enjoyment we get from said laughter overpowers the difficulty of said villains.
No thank you as evil developers result in this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k

Lokeal_The_Flame
04-17-2018, 12:55 AM
No thank you as evil developers result in this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k

That was gold! Sorry but if that is indicative of an evil developer..... we need one XD

Powerhungry
04-17-2018, 09:59 AM
That was gold! Sorry but if that is indicative of an evil developer..... we need one XD

But the power gamers will eventually be able to speed run it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVTGjQshhqY
Full completion in under 6:00

HungarianRhapsody
04-17-2018, 10:04 AM
4-a kobold that may have succeeded in the effort of becoming a god...... Maybe....


pun pun!

Cordovan
04-17-2018, 10:45 AM
I have personally been in favor of a Legendary version of Kobold Assault called Ooze assault.

Lokeal_The_Flame
04-17-2018, 10:54 AM
I have personally been in favor of a Legendary version of Kobold Assault called Ooze assault.

O_O This...... this is unforgivably evil unless you make the end chest contain ooze resistant loot..... XD

Broccoli Basher type weapons and armor with resistance to damage effects that may come from ooze contact.....

Nachomammashouse
04-17-2018, 11:04 AM
I have personally been in favor of a Legendary version of Kobold Assault called Ooze assault.

This made me lol :D

Nachomammashouse
04-17-2018, 11:06 AM
No thank you as evil developers result in this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k

Damn that was funny, nearly brought me to tears!

Razor_Wit
04-17-2018, 11:22 AM
I have personally been in favor of a Legendary version of Kobold Assault called Ooze assault.

Versus a party using only heroic greensteel ooze repeaters! It'll be utter chaos.

FuzzyDuck81
04-17-2018, 12:44 PM
4-A Kobold that may have succeeded in the effort of becoming a god...... maybe....



pun pun!

I've been wishing for a while that we could have Arboth pop up again as an epic-level dragon saying "i told you so!" :)

Another idea I recall from a while back is one where we the devs play with scale a bit; the adventurers go to investigate a renegade kobold alchemist & get shrunk, then have to make their way around the lab collecting ingredients to brew a potion to restore themselves to normal size while fighting off regular pests that appear giant by comparison - bonus optional to open the cat flap to let a comparitively dragon-sized cat in to help with the rats but then you have to dodge it's attention yourself, or use catnip to "charm" it :D Could even give it multiple paths for the ending, where you could diplo him to get him to restore you peacefully, try to fight him as a giant vs. you small (or partially re-sized for engine limitations), fight him as all normal-sized with him summoning enlarged vermin, or even a route where you solve some puzzles etc. to brew up potions which let you restore yourself & shrink him then just step on him for the most anti-climactic but silly quest finale since partycrashers!

redoubt
04-17-2018, 01:17 PM
No thank you as evil developers result in this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW9k6k1I3k

Okay, that is awesome!

Arkat
04-17-2018, 02:00 PM
no thank you as evil developers result in this....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nw9k6k1i3k

lol!!

Satyriasys
04-17-2018, 02:47 PM
On a completely unrelated note this Arkham Horror artwork reminds me of angry Cordovan.

https://images3.imgbox.com/99/6e/07HjAknR_o.jpg

Seikojin
04-18-2018, 09:15 PM
I have personally been in favor of a Legendary version of Kobold Assault called Ooze assault.

Why not the pit where you have a timer. Oozes drop from the ceiling frequently, filling it up from the bottom. You know you are toast when you are swimming in gelatinous cube.