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DocHawkeye
08-04-2013, 02:22 PM
I was looking at some of the named gear, and a odd thought came to me:

I'd like to see a Maul with Slicing Winds and Bloodletting/Hemorraging. High enough to maybe have Vorpal even?

Call it the Chopping Maul.
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I'll be here all week, try the veal.

DocHawkeye
08-05-2013, 12:40 PM
Monk bladed weapon, with Doublestrike and Random Elemental Damage Proc:


The Kama, Kama Chameleon.







Tip your waiter.

TheKeeper1981
08-05-2013, 12:47 PM
Monk bladed weapon, with Doublestrike and Random Elemental Damage Proc:


The Kama, Kama Chameleon.







Tip your waiter.

I WANT that kama! I would totally sing the song while I kama, kama, kama, kama, kama chameleoned things to death! I'm an unarmed specialist, but I'd totally use that kama just for that!

DocHawkeye
08-05-2013, 12:51 PM
Spell Pen IX Scepter with Invisibility 3/day clicky.

The New Clear Option. (Say it fast and think of the Cold War, which should totally be a Rip Tide w/ Icy Depths Greatsword all on it's own.)

RyonsAlt
08-05-2013, 01:05 PM
A named helmet called "The Bucket"
It looks like a bucket.

It does nothing...

except giving everyone a perceived my -2 int towards your character sheet.

DocHawkeye
08-05-2013, 01:35 PM
A better idea is a cylinder shaped helm with Raise Dead 1/Day, the "Unkick the Bucket".

DocHawkeye
08-05-2013, 01:38 PM
A corresponding sickle (Raise Dead 3/day) would be "Lose the Farm". :D

RyonsAlt
08-05-2013, 02:32 PM
A corresponding sickle (Raise Dead 3/day) would be "Lose the Farm". :D

A magical daisy trinket with 3 charges of Droaam Explosive Charge.

call it "Popping Daisies"

PsychoBlonde
08-05-2013, 08:10 PM
I want a bow that has Blood Rage on it.

The Cross Bow.

Ungood
08-06-2013, 09:20 AM
I dwarf ax with limb chopper and greater bloodletting.

Axe Body Splay.

DeKalbSun
08-06-2013, 09:29 AM
A named helmet called "The Bucket"
It looks like a bucket.

It does nothing...

except giving everyone a perceived my -2 int towards your character sheet.

+1 I really like this idea
Mine would be a Rope of Detect Secret Doors (since there is no climb walls in this game). You always need a rope when going into a
dungeon.

DocHawkeye
08-06-2013, 01:38 PM
A five pointed returning shuriken that sends you a congratulatory Orien Post whenever you kill a red named mob.

The Penta-gram.

oradafu
08-06-2013, 01:45 PM
Quarterstaff that does CHA damage and causes friendly mobs to attack mobs hit with staff.

The Ugly Stick.

DocHawkeye
08-09-2013, 04:31 PM
+5 Holy Greatsword of Superior Undead Bane (w/slashing and bludgeoning damage)

The King's Verdant Hafted Greatsword.




Think about the French word for king, and then replace the other two words. If you're as big of a geek as I am, this is an awesome idea. :P

Ungood
08-09-2013, 09:16 PM
vicious greatsword of absolute good.

call it "Hurts so good"

RyonsAlt
08-09-2013, 09:31 PM
Quarter staff with a sonic version of fiery detonation. My Sonic BOOM Stick.

CheeseMilk
08-10-2013, 02:38 PM
100% Returning Arrows of Lacerating:

The Neverending Gory.

A throwing sponge that causes Fear on hit:

Sponge-Lob Scarepants.

Missing_Minds
08-10-2013, 03:21 PM
A trinket with 2 slots (color to be determined) that stays a constant ML (I'd say 5) no matter what you slot in it.
Give it the icon of a bag.

Item name: Family Jewels.

Alternately, 4 slots, the item is a ml 1, but follows ML requirements of the augments inserted.

DocHawkeye
08-14-2013, 12:09 PM
Paladin only trinket shaped like a scroll w/ Alchemical +2 Charisma (1 min) 3/Day.

"The Knight's Page"

Ungood
08-14-2013, 07:34 PM
+5 Bone Breaking Warhammer with Taint of Evil.

Call it "Bad to the Bone"

katz
08-14-2013, 07:36 PM
+5 Holy Greatsword of Superior Undead Bane (w/slashing and bludgeoning damage)

The King's Verdant Hafted Greatsword.




Think about the French word for king, and then replace the other two words. If you're as big of a geek as I am, this is an awesome idea. :P


OMG!!! i was reading this over my husband's shoulder and when i got it i shouted "WHAT THREAD IS THAT??!?? I MUST +1 THAT!!!!!"

unfortunately i already +1ed you recently for something else. darnit. someone else please give this man a +1. this is an awesome idea.

and NO, i'm not gonna tell you what it means. figure it out yer dang self. XD i'll give ya a hint... it's D&D related, in a roundabout way. lolol

DocHawkeye
08-16-2013, 09:24 PM
+1 Heavy Repeater w/ bludgeoning damage (why should the Scrag's bow not have a crossbow counterpart?) named for the cabin boy...


Tommy's Gun.

RyonsAlt
08-17-2013, 09:14 AM
+1 Heavy Repeater w/ bludgeoning damage (why should the Scrag's bow not have a crossbow counterpart?) named for the cabin boy...


Tommy's Gun.

Alternatively, add a named female called "Anonymous Woman" that can drop a named crossbow.

Jamie's Gun...... Jamie's gotta gun! :D

Stoner81
08-17-2013, 09:28 AM
100% returning bolts called "Rick O'Shea".

Stoner81.

DocHawkeye
08-22-2013, 02:18 PM
+5 Bastard Sword w/ 3/Day Web, CL 9

Excelsior!

Ungood
08-22-2013, 03:06 PM
+5 slicing winds (Cursed -10 Move Silent) dagger of Lacerating.

The Cuisinart

It slices, it dices, it even purees. (it also makes a ton of noise!)

+5 Handwraps that Grant the Feat: Unarmed Fighting. If you are unarmed and unarmored, you fight as if you had monk levels.

Carl Douglas Handwraps.

Ungood
08-22-2013, 03:22 PM
Neck Slot:

Grants Immunity to fear,
Grants Feat: Die Hard,
100% Fort +25% Exceptional Fort.
Click: Rise of the Phoenix.

"This once bright pink rhinestone studded collar seems worn and rather lackluster at first glance, but seems to have an aura of steadfast loyalty to it, and those that wear it are overcome with vigor to defend what they love to the last breath. and beyond. Inscribed along the side is "You can't kill a legend".

Sergeant Stubby's Collar

DocHawkeye
10-07-2013, 08:42 AM
Special bartender, say after favor. "This drink will heal all hit points and make you immune to (annoying bleeding effect / quill damage thing) for 60 minutes." - Pierce's Martini.

Worldcrafter
10-07-2013, 10:36 AM
Maxwell: +4 Warhammer, alchemical silver, Deep Impact, Vorpal

Roof: Hood, Retributive (Fire Damage IV)

Richard's Pastery: Consumable, claims to offer a +10 Psionic bonus to all stats and skills for 3 minutes; instead, it actually creates an Otto's Sphere of Dancing with special music.

Certon
10-10-2013, 05:05 PM
A staff which casts Firewall and Otto's Sphere of Dancing on an area. The name?

DISCO INFERNO!

Ungood
10-13-2013, 07:23 PM
+Ghostbane, Ghostbane of Ghostbane.

Feather's Revenge.

Certon
10-14-2013, 03:55 PM
+Ghostbane, Ghostbane of Ghostbane.

Feather's Revenge.

A ring with Ghostbane on it.

A Ring of Feather's Fail.

Ungood
10-14-2013, 04:15 PM
A ring with Ghostbane on it.

A Ring of Feather's Fail.

A Shield with 4 random effects that when combined add up to "Ghostbane"

Bulwark of the Feather of Sum.

DocHawkeye
06-19-2014, 05:38 PM
Back with:

+3 Paralysing Maul of Slowburst. The "Stop, Hammertime."

DocHawkeye
06-19-2014, 05:40 PM
Augment for Sireth, Spear of the Sky: 6% Doublestrike. "Hit me baby, just one more time..."

byzantinebob
06-21-2014, 02:21 PM
A necklace that grants proficiency with short and long bows as well as Bow Strength.

Call it the Bow Tie.

DocHawkeye
08-15-2014, 02:54 AM
+3 Khopesh with Feat: Two Weapon Fighting

The Co-pesh.

DocHawkeye
08-15-2014, 02:57 AM
+2 Great Crossbow with Greater Pirate Bane

The Arrrrrrr-balest.

DocHawkeye
05-02-2015, 03:51 PM
+2 Slicing Winds Sickle of Greater Construct Bane

The Recycler

DocHawkeye
05-02-2015, 03:54 PM
+5 Retribution (force III) Celestial Full Plate of Deathblock w/ Blue Augment
Red and Yellow themed, with a blue centerpiece that glows when augment is filled

Adamantine Man.

Questdoer
05-11-2015, 08:00 PM
Quarter staff, named sunbeam.
Gloves, named ham hands.

UurlockYgmeov
05-11-2015, 09:26 PM
A named helmet called "The Bucket"
It looks like a bucket.

It does nothing...

except giving everyone a perceived my -2 int towards your character sheet.

Dear Lissa, theres a HOLE in the bottom of me bucket, me bucket, me bucket!

UurlockYgmeov
05-11-2015, 09:27 PM
I want a dagger set: Ham and Egg....

and a handwraps named Broccoli Chopper...

DocHawkeye
06-28-2015, 04:17 AM
+2 Tower Shield with Greater Bashing (3d6 force). Cosmetically transparent with a wood border. (Crystal)

The Window Pain

DocHawkeye
06-29-2015, 11:03 AM
Trinket, +90/+120 Magnatism, green augment slot - Drops in Thorn and Paw (Livewood Core chest)

Elon Musk Seed Pod

Zzevel
06-29-2015, 12:57 PM
Alternatively, add a named female called "Anonymous Woman" that can drop a named crossbow.

Jamie's Gun...... Jamie's gotta gun! :D


... .. you do know it is Janie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQn2ADZE1A) right?

niknight
07-06-2015, 11:44 PM
A named helmet called "The Bucket"
It looks like a bucket.

It does nothing...

except giving everyone a perceived my -2 int towards your character sheet.


Or we could make it a pair of boots, calling it "Slethkk's Luck". It has the ability of subtracting 2 from every die roll. Give it the flavor text "The things I do for 5 gold and a party".

Khr0mm
07-08-2015, 08:38 AM
Beer Goggles - Goggle slot
+2 Con, -4 Cha, Makes player susceptable to bluff from mobs (visual effect: screen goes slightly blurry and all mobs now appear as <opposite sex of player> <player's race>)

Paper Bag - Headgear slot
For characters with Cha lower than 10, increase Cha to 10... Overrides show headgear to "On" while item is equipped.

"I Don't Always..." - Trinket slot
+5 Cha, automatically prefixes any chat message with "I don't always..." Cannot be used while either Paper Bag or Beer Goggles are equipped