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Lehmu
12-04-2012, 12:13 PM
The Hatchery.

That is all.

Paleus
12-04-2012, 12:18 PM
The lair......

Syllph
12-04-2012, 12:34 PM
The hatchery... the..the...hatchery. the hat...the hatchery.

riskmal
12-04-2012, 12:42 PM
The burning path

Lehmu
12-04-2012, 12:44 PM
The Innkeeper.

PuppiesAndRainbows
12-04-2012, 12:44 PM
You can use this skiff to leave sorrowdusk

Rapthorn
12-04-2012, 12:45 PM
That huge explosion

Zoda
12-04-2012, 12:47 PM
Ah! Ymris says...

riskmal
12-04-2012, 12:48 PM
Th.. The Gua.. The Gua.. TheTheThThe Guard is still waiting in the restroom.

Zoda
12-04-2012, 12:51 PM
This sewer entrance is sealed by.. This sewer entrance.. Th... This sewer entrance is sealed by powerful wards.

WannaBeDonator
12-04-2012, 12:53 PM
The Hatchery.
I am sorry. This selection is incorrect.

riskmal
12-04-2012, 12:55 PM
The Sanguine Path

DarthDektus
12-04-2012, 01:00 PM
Bridge... to the Inevitable.

Lehmu
12-04-2012, 01:05 PM
Warriors of House Dun'Robar, Attack!

Zoda
12-04-2012, 01:08 PM
Run! It's casting something nasty!

Rawrargh
12-04-2012, 01:10 PM
Why am I here? I should be on shavarath!

riskmal
12-04-2012, 01:14 PM
The Crimson Path

Aurora1979
12-04-2012, 01:45 PM
And then he die's. Effectively calling his own bluff.

serthcore
12-04-2012, 03:04 PM
I don't wanna! You can't make me!

Cernunan
12-04-2012, 03:28 PM
The cavern ahead reeks of feline occupation

Hoglum
12-04-2012, 03:34 PM
a foul miasma

teh_meh
12-04-2012, 03:38 PM
I think I shall take you back to the Hatchery and have you put to the question.

Dielzen
12-04-2012, 04:59 PM
We beat them off.....this time.

Ilindith
12-04-2012, 05:12 PM
The Hatchery is the heart of any zerg colony.

Roland_D'Arabel
12-04-2012, 05:33 PM
It doesn't take a Kalashtar to know...

Blackwolfe
12-04-2012, 07:00 PM
Pleeeeaaaasssse, Heeelllllp meeeeeeee!

Kareena
12-04-2012, 09:43 PM
Whatever drugs you guys are on... shr plz

aradelothion
12-04-2012, 10:12 PM
Did they... eat it?!

Jaid314
12-04-2012, 10:44 PM
Special parents. Don't ask.

walkingwolfmike
12-04-2012, 11:01 PM
Get up Nelle, more little people. They'll probably try and steal something again.

WannaBeDonator
12-05-2012, 12:13 AM
For one hoping to end their existence a ledge this high up is a perfect place to leap from.

MRMechMan
12-05-2012, 12:37 AM
Success with Altar of Devestation and cleansing of the taint!

Lehmu
12-05-2012, 03:18 AM
Whatever drugs you guys are on... shr plz

I don't wanna. You can't make me.

Hutoth
12-05-2012, 04:26 AM
I think I'll "stay on the airship" a little longer.

katz
12-05-2012, 05:41 AM
The sign on the wall here reads: "To the Furnaces"



OMGLOL guys... thanks for my first good laugh of the day. sometimes i really wish i had more than 3 rep to pass out in a day. lolololololol

Lehmu
12-05-2012, 06:19 AM
More! MORE! Be Quote and DM voice incarnate!

ferrite
12-05-2012, 06:25 AM
Whyyy everybodys always pickin on kobolds...

Wipey
12-05-2012, 06:33 AM
(Error): You are not on the right goal of the quest "The House of Rusted Blades" to enter.
(Error): You are not on the right goal of the quest "The House of Rusted Blades" to enter.
(Error): You are not on the right goal of the quest "The House of Rusted Blades" to enter.
(Error): You are not on the right goal of the quest "The House of Rusted Blades" to enter.
...

Kareena
12-05-2012, 06:46 AM
Yark yark! I am a big bad dragon! You will show me the proper respect or I will burn you to a crisp!

OpuoH
12-05-2012, 09:15 AM
Release the scraaags!!!

MRMechMan
12-05-2012, 09:41 AM
"Don't hurt us dragon! We're like you, but smaller. And fly worse."

WannaBeDonator
12-05-2012, 09:48 AM
Look at them post. How amusing.

Sonos
12-05-2012, 11:39 AM
"You drive a hard bargain ambassador Hestess.. I accept"

Cetus
12-05-2012, 11:46 AM
"Almost there! Just a little longerrrrrrr!"

She said.

Sardonica
12-05-2012, 11:47 AM
In fact, their chief beckons you closer.

BeeorTheOld
12-05-2012, 12:03 PM
Gnoll sharpshooters have a distinct advantage within the confines of Windlasher Canyon.

Roland_D'Arabel
12-05-2012, 12:09 PM
...mangled bodies!

Galeria
12-05-2012, 12:18 PM
Once the sahuagin get your scent, they won't stop until you're dead.

Dielzen
12-05-2012, 12:25 PM
Up to 6? I suppose we'll be seeing you soon.

Karadon_II
12-05-2012, 12:38 PM
The Libram of the Six is YOURS!

Habreno
12-05-2012, 12:43 PM
"I take my leave of this wretched Forge!"

Lehmu
12-05-2012, 12:55 PM
Alarms ring through the ship, waking the crew of the Bloodlust.

Zoda
12-05-2012, 12:56 PM
Alarms ring through the ship, waking the crew of the Bloodlust.

Share pls!

riskmal
12-05-2012, 12:58 PM
A roar of rage, the reek of rotting meat... Trolls! There are Trolls here!

PuppiesAndRainbows
12-05-2012, 01:18 PM
This is a den of **** HOUNDS!

Melange
12-05-2012, 01:22 PM
By the Sovereign Host, there's a Fire Reaver in the library!

Zoda
12-05-2012, 01:30 PM
Hero, you have chosen wrongly! Join us in our suffering!

quietkey0
12-05-2012, 01:33 PM
Novice, stay near me.

Theender
12-05-2012, 01:33 PM
Oh please, do try to resist me. I find it most.... stimulating...

Scraap
12-05-2012, 01:35 PM
Go away or me sorca... me sorsa... me magic you in face! hsssss.

The_Rocking_Dead
12-05-2012, 01:39 PM
"Stop those Sahuagin! I will be safe until you return!"

karl_k0ch
12-05-2012, 01:45 PM
Th.. The Gua.. The Gua.. TheTheThThe Guard is still waiting in the restroom.

This.

Coldin
12-05-2012, 01:46 PM
"It's no good! The door's still locked!"

Correlan
12-05-2012, 01:50 PM
A Gelatinous Cube?!

Galeria
12-05-2012, 01:51 PM
Puny ones, hear me! The Stormreaver has refused your audience and bid that you be slain.

bigolbear
12-05-2012, 01:52 PM
"Make HASTE, I will meet you at the crystal".

love it when the npcs nag the groups arcane.

Rinnaldo
12-05-2012, 01:58 PM
"A fetid stench wafts from within."

[The DM doesn't say "wahfts," he says wafts. Ooh, his pronunciation on this one kills me!]

Steelstar
12-05-2012, 02:01 PM
"The Sahuagin magic is gone. We beat them off... this time."

fco-karatekid
12-05-2012, 02:03 PM
"The sound of pillage ECHO off the remaining city walls"

Voice actress has an awesome voice, but grammar check ftw.

Sonos
12-05-2012, 02:05 PM
"The Sahuagin magic is gone. We beat them off... this time."

Yup, that's the one. Sometimes when I quote that in The Last Stand, people laugh, while others are like "Eww come on, dude."

SHOCK_and_AWE
12-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Meridia, the home of an Eladrin Tribe, was constructed from the ruins of an Ancient. Giant. Temple! It dominates the entire Vale, and has turned into an important hub of commerce.

quietkey0
12-05-2012, 02:08 PM
A Gelatinous Cube?!

Kill it quick, before it engulfs you!

jejeba86
12-05-2012, 02:16 PM
Ah! Ymris says...

I hate this one!!!

"Ah! You have come to honor our bargain!"

"Ah! Ymris says... you have come to honor our bargain..."

Great God... why twice?!?!?!

Roland_D'Arabel
12-05-2012, 02:21 PM
"It's no good! The door's still locked!"

::voice totally devoid of emotion:: That did it. Door's open.

karsion
12-05-2012, 02:24 PM
Kill it quick, before it engulfs you!

...or kill it, we won't get any information out of it now :P

Tolero
12-05-2012, 02:27 PM
"Novice, come with me. I have something in mind for you."

Galeria
12-05-2012, 02:32 PM
"Somebody.... anybody... pleeeeease help me!"

karsion
12-05-2012, 02:34 PM
"Almost there! Just a little longerrrrrrr!"

She said.

More power! More! I will have MORE! :D

Sonos
12-05-2012, 02:37 PM
::voice totally devoid of emotion:: That did it. Door's open.

Lol Arneson? :P Not the greatest VA

Sonos
12-05-2012, 02:39 PM
I hate this one!!!

"Ah! You have come to honor our bargain!"

"Ah! Ymris says... you have come to honor our bargain..."

Great God... why twice?!?!?!

It's for acute short term memory loss sufferers... please show some empathy ;P

(totally annoys me too. Look, I'm just here for your lootz, I don't want to hear Gooood.. Good echoes. I try to zerg past interrupting it.)

fco-karatekid
12-05-2012, 02:41 PM
"Novice, come with me. I have something in mind for you."

Why is it ALL I could think of the first time I heard this was ... [censored re: political topics].

Zoda
12-05-2012, 02:42 PM
THIS is about to become a DELUGE!

fco-karatekid
12-05-2012, 02:43 PM
It's for acute short term memory loss sufferers... please show some empathy ;P

Maddening for those of us who are both ADHD and OCD simultaneously, though. We're already living on the verge of a matter/anti-matter event as it is :D

Nibor
12-05-2012, 02:51 PM
blahblahblah Tedious Lords of Dust! blahblahblah

Sardonica
12-05-2012, 02:54 PM
I shall do no such thing.

jejeba86
12-05-2012, 02:57 PM
It's for acute short term memory loss sufferers... please show some empathy ;P

(totally annoys me too. Look, I'm just here for your lootz, I don't want to hear Gooood.. Good echoes. I try to zerg past interrupting it.)

hahaha, I always try to go faster than last time.... never happens!

Correlan
12-05-2012, 02:57 PM
You Shall not pass!!

Enoach
12-05-2012, 03:01 PM
You ain't undead, are you?

psteen1
12-05-2012, 03:03 PM
You see a journal by the twisted mangled body there.

...best grammar ever!

PuppiesAndRainbows
12-05-2012, 03:04 PM
Their souls are cleansed.

StoptheRock
12-05-2012, 03:06 PM
Beginning with this corrupt city, BEGINNING WITH YOU!

Kahath
12-05-2012, 03:17 PM
Across the bridge and up the cliff awaits the third seer.

The most epicly narrated line in all DDO.

Antiguo
12-05-2012, 03:21 PM
More! I will have mooooore!

Lehmu
12-05-2012, 03:32 PM
I must heal! The ritual must beImust heal! The ritual must beImust heal! The ritual must be restarted.

teh_meh
12-05-2012, 03:37 PM
Is there a sign on my front yard that says "Dead Coyle Storage"? No. No there is not.

karl_k0ch
12-05-2012, 03:50 PM
With no small trepidations, you utter the disconcerting passphrase "EBERRON BURNS".

Aedra1
12-05-2012, 03:56 PM
"Be careful down there!"

Drekisen
12-05-2012, 04:01 PM
This job sucks!

Julez1965
12-05-2012, 04:03 PM
This is the first line of defense in keeping intruders out of Tanglefoot

sirgog
12-05-2012, 04:03 PM
"Somebody.... anybody... pleeeeease help me!"

This. It needs to be mimiced in voice chat. I think I've killed more party members that way than I ever have with grease (because they laugh so much they lose concentration)

(Although the best thing to say in voice chat is the Litany riddle answers in a well-known voice that somewhat fits the alignment of the boss you are answering as. Severus Snape for lawful evil is hilarious).

whomhead
12-05-2012, 04:08 PM
"Come on you gangsters, give me everything you've got!"

heimdallii
12-05-2012, 04:16 PM
I do not regret my bargain with the Aurum

Lucalbizz
12-05-2012, 04:20 PM
Ignorant children!

Sonos
12-05-2012, 04:34 PM
With no small trepidations, you utter the disconcerting passphrase "EBERRON BURNS".


Seriously, those Devils are soo dumb, they never change the passphrase.

thegreatfox
12-05-2012, 04:35 PM
Ignorant fool, you cannot steal youth from one who is immortal!

karl_k0ch
12-05-2012, 04:50 PM
I do not regret my bargain with the Aurum; there was no other way.

fco-karatekid
12-05-2012, 04:56 PM
No matter how many times I run it, this one always gives me chills (was my first raid in DDO):

"you have arrived at the Chronoscope excavation site."

TheFantasticBard
12-05-2012, 05:08 PM
You: Coyle look over there!
Coyle: Who! Wha? *clunk* *thud*
House Denith Guard: Serves you Right!

I'm like OMG the Devs know! Coyle deserved to be unconsious!

Nospheratus
12-05-2012, 05:24 PM
I gave the book to the black abbot, and in return he granted me eternal life!

Qezuzu
12-05-2012, 05:50 PM
GUYS

GUYS

HEY

GUYS

THESE SKELETONS

GUYS

THESE SKELETONS

HEY, GUYS

THESE SKELETONS

THEY DON'T LOOK ENTIRELY SOLID

guys?

YOU SEE?

THESE SKELETONS

THEY'RE NOT ENTIRELY SOLID

Kareena
12-05-2012, 06:00 PM
It's abit discerning to look at the dev tracker, see 3 recent Dev posts in Argo and realize no one is getting spanked.

need moar drama!




"Where is it?" the Priestess demands. "Do not play games, fool."

Barazon
12-05-2012, 06:07 PM
I know this thread has been full of DDO quotes, but every time I hear "The Hatchery", over and over again, all I can think of is The Larch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc).

Roland_D'Arabel
12-05-2012, 06:09 PM
You Shall not pass!!

Wrong game! :D

RabidKoala
12-05-2012, 06:25 PM
"One does not simply walk out of Sschindylryn"

landona54
12-05-2012, 06:36 PM
Kill them!?!...... Yes!.......I understand.

teh_meh
12-05-2012, 07:14 PM
The Gah!-tchery

teh_meh
12-05-2012, 07:16 PM
It's abit discerning to look at the dev tracker, see 3 recent Dev posts in Argo and realize no one is getting spanked.

need moar drama!




"Where is it?" the Priestess demands. "Do not play games, fool."

No. For almost 2 years no one could have any fun here. I am thankful they not only allow but partake.

Bad Deej.

CaptainSpacePony
12-05-2012, 07:18 PM
"...a dying old woman Ya Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

sirgog
12-05-2012, 08:43 PM
Some of Toven's comments in Master Artificer are fantastic, he makes such a realistic villain in that raid. Only problem is there's not fights between the voiceovers, so people tend to zerg from one to the next fast enough to cut them off.

"I'm only trying to HELP the Warforged"

DarkForte
12-05-2012, 09:24 PM
"Welcome to my mind!"

Tamerlane
12-05-2012, 09:30 PM
You must FREE ARLOS!!

walkingwolfmike
12-05-2012, 09:37 PM
Foolish Elf. It was never about taking over. It was about control.

Dark_Helmet
12-05-2012, 09:55 PM
"A foul miasma shrouds these ruins...."


I really hate when my miasma gets fouled... it just ruins everything!

Barazon
12-05-2012, 10:29 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.

Yaulthoon, In The Flesh.

kierg10
12-05-2012, 10:41 PM
"You can work out your aggression on my assisstants, I don't like them much anyway."

Ganak
12-05-2012, 11:03 PM
Damsel in Distress:

Help me Jeets! Protect me from the evil Ganak!

Cetus
12-06-2012, 12:13 AM
Kill them!?!...... Yes!.......I understand.

I was expecting the one with feline occupation from you. =D

fco-karatekid
12-06-2012, 12:26 AM
"A foul miasma shrouds these ruins...."


I really hate when my miasma gets fouled... it just ruins everything!

Yah, but how do you feel about it when your taint gets cleansed in Redwillow's?

dejafu
12-06-2012, 12:31 AM
But perhaps there is ANOTHER way to reach the upper level....

landona54
12-06-2012, 12:46 AM
I was expecting the one with feline occupation from you. =D

Really?? I thought u would think I would go with ".....a convenient, if wet back door......" :)

Cetus
12-06-2012, 01:11 AM
Really?? I thought u would think I would go with ".....a convenient, if wet back door......" :)

Lol!

alright!

Kilnedric
12-06-2012, 01:18 AM
All... The... Time!

LrdSlvrhnd
12-06-2012, 01:56 AM
This is why we can't have nice things.

Yaulthoon, In The Flesh.

This is why kobolds can't have nice things. Because YOU take them!

Dandonk
12-06-2012, 02:21 AM
I don't believe you heard me stutter when I told you... PEANUT BUTTER!

Tiseria
12-06-2012, 03:35 AM
Behind this barrier chests catch your eye..

http://boobsbee.com/st/thumbs/016/0645306166.jpg

BrightAsh
12-06-2012, 03:47 AM
Delera has been RELEASED!

tigerlilli
12-06-2012, 04:39 AM
What do you get when you put a toothpick inside a treasure chest in the middle of your lair?

karl_k0ch
12-06-2012, 06:37 AM
What do you get when you put a toothpick inside a treasure chest in the middle of your lair?

Dinner. And Entertainment.

khremlajn
12-06-2012, 06:49 AM
Welcome to my mind!

amnota
12-06-2012, 07:01 AM
Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk

notte.oscura
12-06-2012, 07:36 AM
Oh no... The sahuagin found me...

Amalgam, protect me!

Rapthorn
12-06-2012, 07:54 AM
Ohhh I wouldn't go in there...

Expalphalog
12-06-2012, 08:03 AM
A sign on the wall reads: To the Bilge Control Room.

WannaBeDonator
12-06-2012, 09:01 AM
Don't rest! KEEEEEEEEeeeeeeep
posting!

Zoda
12-06-2012, 09:21 AM
Not bad.... for a kitten!

WannaBeDonator
12-06-2012, 10:13 AM
Impudent fool. I'll slay you where you stand!

Galeria
12-06-2012, 10:29 AM
Hobble the Hobgoblin has been hacked apart!

karsion
12-06-2012, 10:45 AM
This thread has Hall of Fame written all over it!!

"So, pray, shall we continue?"

Yaulthoon's voiceactor has fun with the part. Love to hear every-bit of his dialogue in In the Flesh.

"Please, try to resist me... I find it most... stimulating"


Hobble the Hobgoblin has been hacked apart!

Yeah, some dev has a fixation with aliterations. "A faint flickering flame" comes to mind :D

Zoda
12-06-2012, 10:59 AM
Yarr-Yarr is dead, the Bansee is avanged!

Jastron
12-06-2012, 11:07 AM
"It's no good!" - Coyle

"Oh no, the Sahaugin have found me!" - Lars Heyton

DarkPhoenix888
12-06-2012, 11:10 AM
"The trip to the Lost Moon will be traumatic. Do not abandon your quest yet. Trust in the Shroudddddddddddd."

Lehmu
12-06-2012, 11:13 AM
It'll take more than that to put me down, Sahuagin.

DarkPhoenix888
12-06-2012, 11:18 AM
"It feels as if the stream of attackers is slowly waning."

DarkPhoenix888
12-06-2012, 11:24 AM
idiotic tiefling :P

Bonulino
12-06-2012, 11:56 AM
What trollish habits could have produced this astonishing bouquet of smells? (from Forgotten Caverns)

Ilindith
12-06-2012, 12:04 PM
That huge expThat hugeThat huge exploThat huThat huge explosion blocked off the rest of the tunnel!

Nedime
12-06-2012, 12:11 PM
Succubus pretty ! Too bad she try to kill us.

teh_meh
12-06-2012, 12:18 PM
og, how could we forget the most heinous one....

An extractor is under attack

katz
12-06-2012, 12:25 PM
INCOMING! :eek:

Glenalth
12-06-2012, 12:51 PM
Wub wub

thegreatfox
12-06-2012, 12:54 PM
Hidden in the depths of jeet's mind is...bacon?

BACON!!

WannaBeDonator
12-06-2012, 01:23 PM
A plaque,
bearing a stylized troll
is mounted above this
thread.

teh_meh
12-06-2012, 01:42 PM
A plaque,
bearing a stylized troll
is mounted above this
thread.

nicely done

Vissarion
12-06-2012, 03:39 PM
Kobold smell all. Kobold omnisniffient!

Hoglum
12-06-2012, 03:46 PM
Do we get to keep the forum title?

I sure hope so!

Then it's on to...

The Lair.

katz
12-06-2012, 03:50 PM
lol. does this mean impending induction into the hall of fame? that would be awesome :p

also... too bad can't add "The Hatchery" on to other existing titles... lol

ridero
12-06-2012, 04:17 PM
The Hatchery.

More Hatchery More Lairs More Power... IIII WILLLLL HAAAAVE MOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!

SisAmethyst
12-06-2012, 04:32 PM
"An'other key? Now I'm puzzled..."


"It's no good! The door's still locked!"

I always wonder, he is a paper weight but must have an awesome voice that you can hear him through the whole dungeon :)

Mysticpencil
12-06-2012, 04:36 PM
Ready... CHARGE!!!

eleroin
12-06-2012, 04:43 PM
The fires burn out and it feels as if the fountains are laughing at you.

and the whole party snickers cos lando got the order wrong...again...

samthedagger
12-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Come! There isn't much time!

Seriously Lars Heyton has some of the best lines in the game.

serthcore
12-06-2012, 04:58 PM
The seer calls out: Keep them at bay!

and

Almost there! Just a little longer.

tigerlilli
12-06-2012, 05:37 PM
lol. does this mean impending induction into the hall of fame? that would be awesome :p I hope so and yes it would be awesome :)


also... too bad can't add "The Hatchery" on to other existing titles... lolfounders are now "Hatchery Founders" so maybe us "Heroes" will get some hatchery luv lol :p

karl_k0ch
12-06-2012, 05:40 PM
Whose Bright Idea Was It To Attack A Goddess In Her Domain?

UndertakerGR
12-06-2012, 05:43 PM
Welcome, traveler! You will learn to call this place home, as I have.

Kaisoni
12-06-2012, 05:43 PM
A fall from this height would be devastating, if not deadly.

...

A fall from this height would be devastating, if not deadly.

Tevain
12-06-2012, 05:46 PM
An artifact of unimaginable evil power! YUM!

karl_k0ch
12-06-2012, 05:48 PM
An artifact of unimaginable evil power! YUM!

Hi, and
Welcome
to the DDO forums.

NytCrawlr
12-06-2012, 06:02 PM
Oh you mean the tieflings upstairs? They didn't have invitations, so I had them flushed.

FreudoBaggins
12-06-2012, 07:39 PM
Scion of Wrath says, ''Rise my minions! Rise!''
Scion of Wrath says, ''Excellent! Now my pets... plug the leak for your master!''
Grim Harvester says, ''I told you this wasn't going to work.''
Scion of Wrath says, ''Oh shut up.''

DarkForte
12-06-2012, 07:52 PM
Army of the dream plane: I will not allow you to reach the interdiction lens!

Shadow7375
12-06-2012, 09:32 PM
He'll be in a guardroom in the inner stronghold, beyond the drawbridge at the end of the spider-caverns.

Mryal
12-06-2012, 09:53 PM
Ack! Everything all burnimalating! Run! Run!

CaptainFantasy
12-06-2012, 10:43 PM
You don't like the way the kitchen key is looking at you. It needs to be taught a lesson!

tigerlilli
12-06-2012, 10:52 PM
Oooh, I feel like that time I got hammered on Xorian Cider.

sirgog
12-06-2012, 11:13 PM
Kobold smell all. Kobold omnisniffient!

Kobold... can't feel... ta-il...

Or:

Cleric... can't heal... fail...

PurpleTimb
12-06-2012, 11:45 PM
"No beholder will defile the sanctity of your mattresses!"

Silverleafeon
12-07-2012, 02:04 AM
It's been uneventful until this dragon appeared.

WannaBeDonator
12-07-2012, 02:11 AM
I know ye running for ye life, but this is important!

Torpedddo
12-07-2012, 04:01 AM
Let us see, how loud u scream

Lehmu
12-07-2012, 04:01 AM
Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh Oh Oh Oh no Oh no Oh no the Oh no Oh no Oh no the Oh no Oh no Oh no the sahuagin found me!

BruceTheHoon
12-07-2012, 04:52 AM
As you approach the dead end you hear softly padded feet skitter behind you. IT'S AN AMBUSH!

Nedime
12-07-2012, 05:32 AM
Such harsh criticism

noble_pirate
12-07-2012, 07:23 AM
We did it! We defeated lolth!

Bonulino
12-07-2012, 07:45 AM
Where is that Kobold? I needed his report yesterday!

Galeria
12-07-2012, 08:16 AM
You wish the bones here were a little cleaner. The air reeks of rotting meat.

Hoglum
12-07-2012, 08:26 AM
The salty tang in the air

Backley
12-07-2012, 08:32 AM
Quoth the Wildman Miner:
"<string table error; tableDID [0x00000000] [0x00000000]>"
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/8872/screenshot01338wildmanm.jpg

danotmano1998
12-07-2012, 08:56 AM
The foul stench of evil permeates...

Tevain
12-07-2012, 09:06 AM
You'd do well with an extra eye here, an arm or leg there.

stoerm
12-07-2012, 09:15 AM
... much MUCH bigger ... rotund!

Best lines ever. Reign of Madness and specifically Acute Delirium is sheer brilliance.

landona54
12-07-2012, 09:20 AM
Not much of a challenge, was it? Next let's try something completely unexpected. And what could be more unexpected than ... more of the same!

bigolbear
12-07-2012, 09:21 AM
"Oh Nat...."

is it just me or is there a little hint of incest in her voice? Maybe shes his step sister or something, its these little hidden plot points that keep me wondering.

Bonulino
12-07-2012, 11:10 AM
...the sound of stone grinding against stone...

ridero
12-07-2012, 11:23 AM
Ah, you awake. Oi! You arn't undead, are you?

Can you move?

... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me!

/the pleasure moment after each TR spent to fix the mess with your hotbars, before the layout thingy command

katz
12-07-2012, 01:41 PM
Ah, you awake. Oi! You arn't undead, are you?

Can you move?

... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me!

/the pleasure moment after each TR spent to fix the mess with your hotbars, before the layout thingy command

ahh yes. i experienced that joy again last night. :D


and on that note...


"Tidy lasses and pints up the wazoo, here I come!"

DarthDektus
12-07-2012, 02:21 PM
...so, do you want a weapon or not?



Edit: Did you guys notice the 'The Hatchery' as personal title for some of us?

Elegorne
12-07-2012, 03:51 PM
"My crystal's bigger than YOUR crystal!!"

BruceTheHoon
12-07-2012, 04:09 PM
Iona whisp IonIonaIona whispers

Sonos
12-07-2012, 04:24 PM
Iona whisp IonIonaIona whispers


Yeah lol! Too much whispering. Can I slam my backpack on the side of this cave?

Cetus
12-07-2012, 07:29 PM
Color me stupid, buuuuuut this needs to be asked...

Why do we all have forum titles "The Hatchery" ?

jejeba86
12-07-2012, 07:52 PM
Color me stupid, buuuuuut this needs to be asked...

Why do we all have forum titles "The Hatchery" ?

Because we participated on "The Hatchery" thread, and Tolero liked the thread!
Did you see her title as well?

BossOfEarth
12-07-2012, 08:14 PM
The strong smell of sewage permeates the air around you.

tolunay
12-07-2012, 08:25 PM
The village!

Sardonica
12-07-2012, 09:04 PM
Your party has acquired a kobold teleporter.

AegonTargaryen
12-07-2012, 09:30 PM
''Enough..., enough. You are more powerful than I could have imagined.''

Evennote
12-07-2012, 10:09 PM
Lyrilith: "Adventurers! Save me! I do so very much want to be saved."

Succubus courtesan: "Next time save me harder!"

(Along with ANYTHING Nelle Gann says...)

CaptainFantasy
12-07-2012, 10:32 PM
I see that my words have been wasted. Come, and let us write our destinies in blood!

Rodomonte
12-07-2012, 10:37 PM
Hedge-wizardssssss and half-witsssssss...

sirgog
12-07-2012, 10:38 PM
Ah, you awake. Oi! You arn't undead, are you?

Can you move?

... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me! ... Can you talk? Speak to me!

/the pleasure moment after each TR spent to fix the mess with your hotbars, before the layout thingy command

Oh god I hate that now. And I TR less than many.

Ilindith
12-08-2012, 12:12 AM
This ENORMOUS crack...

fco-karatekid
12-08-2012, 12:44 AM
Your party has acquired a kobold teleporter.

closely related to

"GO GO GO! GO GO GO! GO GO GO!"

Cetus
12-08-2012, 12:48 AM
Because we participated on "The Hatchery" thread, and Tolero liked the thread!
Did you see her title as well?

Lol, no I didn't; but now I did. :D

Fefnir_2011
12-08-2012, 12:50 AM
"a soft, feminine voice tells you, 'I'm sorry, that selection is incorrect'"

walkingwolfmike
12-08-2012, 01:35 AM
A roaming scorpion has spotted you.

GeneralDiomedes
12-08-2012, 02:39 AM
The Dead shall be as the Living and the Living shall weep for Death!

Zoda
12-08-2012, 03:46 AM
A gelatinous cube!

Tevain
12-08-2012, 05:20 AM
All right, you asked for it! Now I'm going to use this eyeball doohickey on you!

Sunnyshadow
12-08-2012, 05:22 AM
For the *devourer*

davyscy
12-08-2012, 05:45 AM
Uh-Uh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Uh-Oh-Oh-Oh

(kobolds r the best pets)

Ague
12-08-2012, 06:31 AM
A foul miasma permeates from the top of this lair....

IntrepidBear
12-08-2012, 08:34 AM
Another one ??!!
Really?? !! Really ????

Galeria
12-08-2012, 09:43 AM
The Decrepit Catacoombs are obscured by falling water.

Lehmu
12-08-2012, 09:54 AM
Where is it? Do not play games, fool.

obedient
12-08-2012, 11:25 AM
More minotaurs pile out of nearby buildings to see what's going on.

WannaBeDonator
12-08-2012, 11:38 AM
That cannot be! Jacoby Drexelhand...

AegonTargaryen
12-08-2012, 01:28 PM
"But, my VIP account gives me special access. Follow me."

IntrepidBear
12-08-2012, 01:44 PM
..................... you have died .........................

Drekisen
12-08-2012, 03:36 PM
Killing Kobold bad enough....but you also take thing belonging to me!

NytCrawlr
12-08-2012, 03:57 PM
The Marut stalks down the hall to your right, relentlessly focused on its target.

Tevain
12-08-2012, 04:06 PM
... an airship! An airship made of furniture!

Drekisen
12-08-2012, 07:44 PM
Best thread of the year.....this should be unanimous...unquestionably!

Uhmmmm........this way?

byzantinebob
12-08-2012, 10:43 PM
Tremble before the might of Quinn!

CThruTheEgo
12-08-2012, 10:57 PM
Their taint is cleansed.

Nedime
12-09-2012, 03:15 AM
Because we participated on "The Hatchery" thread, and Tolero liked the thread!
Did you see her title as well?

Hehe now it's becoming really fun :D

I think it deserves another round of ... The hatchery

landona54
12-09-2012, 03:44 AM
I know! Never going to get that promotion now....what are we going to do Brinky?

Same thing we do everyday Pain! Try and take over the world!

Lehmu
12-09-2012, 05:46 AM
Word of your deeds has spread. The village praises you in the name of Amaunator. Yet darkness grows on the horizon. A Drow attack on the village is imminent.

Durkun
12-09-2012, 06:23 AM
Ana Brabener says, 'Taa-daa!

NytCrawlr
12-09-2012, 07:19 AM
Kobold strong!

Urist
12-09-2012, 08:36 AM
Your stalwart defence gives the Sahuagin pause.

or was it:
http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/2236/stalwart.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/stalwart.png/)