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CThruTheEgo
01-13-2013, 08:46 PM
Your treatment was a success! The patient has been cleansed of the disease.

CThruTheEgo
01-13-2013, 08:48 PM
The crystal assimilator blazes with fresh power!



A blazing ruby beam strikes the warforged titan with tremendous force!

bringjoy
01-14-2013, 05:34 PM
No tourists!

Sardonica
01-14-2013, 07:20 PM
This furniture is hardened..This furniture...This...This furniture is hardened by scars from previous battles. It will be tougher to kill than beds or bookshelves that have never seen combat before.

Shtinkie
01-14-2013, 07:49 PM
I'm a double barrel Kobold. I'm a koblold on tha edge.

katz
01-14-2013, 07:54 PM
This job sucks!

was my ringtone on my phone for a while. was great fun till the boss' wife heard it. then it was embarrassing. good thing she thought it was funny. LOL

karl_k0ch
01-14-2013, 08:14 PM
You see a strange hulking figure. Could this be ... the general manager?

Shtinkie
01-15-2013, 12:50 AM
Ohhh I wouldn't go in there...





My all time favourite.

tigerlilli
01-19-2013, 09:43 AM
You laugh at Har-Har? Har-Har funny to you?

DarkForte
01-19-2013, 04:23 PM
Bendix has ordered your death!

Nedime
01-19-2013, 06:15 PM
Bendix has ordered your death! OMG ! best DM voice in the game, coming ex aequo with "a soft feminine voice" and "the gateway is duwn hurrrrrrry"

dlsidhe
01-19-2013, 09:27 PM
Look out! It's casting something nasty!

drwho1985
01-19-2013, 11:38 PM
I think I will take you back to shaverath and have you put to the question. (What question?)

Did they eat it?

DarkForte
01-21-2013, 03:15 AM
OMG ! best DM voice in the game, coming ex aequo with "a soft feminine voice" and "the gateway is duwn hurrrrrrry"

Pity they're changing it on u17 :(

Kneemu
01-22-2013, 04:23 PM
So you got four, halfway there

Aedra1
01-23-2013, 05:37 AM
"Somewhere in the distance... a single low-pitched bell chimes."

walkingwolfmike
01-23-2013, 01:47 PM
This small crevasse feels safe and secure.

DarkForte
01-23-2013, 04:11 PM
Find, and defeat his undying soul!

Khoa37
01-24-2013, 06:09 AM
A large green dragon has made this cavern his lair.

CaptainFantasy
01-25-2013, 03:58 PM
''Creatures of darkness, come to protect your master! Destroy them, my hounds!''

phalaeo
01-25-2013, 04:21 PM
Warriors of House Dun'Robar, Attack!

Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

katz
01-25-2013, 06:19 PM
Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

warrio?
http://i.imgur.com/hJMatVA.jpg
:D

Aedra1
01-25-2013, 06:34 PM
Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

I had hoped they would never change "he Thirsty One" as well, but they did. :(

Eric_the_Dead
01-28-2013, 02:39 PM
"Nooo! Kobold foreman too handsome to die!"


and

". . . pork products!"

DarkForte
01-29-2013, 08:18 AM
For one hoping to end their existence, this ledge is the perfect place to leap from.

CThruTheEgo
01-30-2013, 03:14 AM
Additional Note: storing personal belongings in the collection box is frowned upon.



His hulking corpse remains undead, seek it out!



This portal churns with insanity, daring you to discover what it hides.

BruceTheHoon
01-30-2013, 05:04 AM
Gnoll sharpshooters have a distinct advantage within the confines of Windlasher Canyon.

DarkForte
02-05-2013, 01:51 PM
It's you again! What does it take to make you give up? My Abishai minions... come, destroy the mortal pests!

RangerOne
02-05-2013, 01:58 PM
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This is my favorite one.

Naramsin
02-05-2013, 08:33 PM
I had hoped they would never change "he Thirsty One" as well, but they did. :(

Please say he is now Teh Thirsty One?

mroks28
02-05-2013, 09:06 PM
The Hatchery.

That is all.

ah yes takes me back 3 years lol

DarkForte
02-08-2013, 12:16 PM
As Kai-Teng meets his fate, the gates open.

Sardonica
02-08-2013, 01:29 PM
A massive tree has fallen here, forming a convenient, if unconventional bridge.

MRMechMan
02-09-2013, 11:21 PM
"It's red. Too red! Put it back in!"

Nedime
02-13-2013, 02:23 PM
When all you have is a barrel everything looks like a crystal

DanteEnFuego
02-17-2013, 09:23 PM
(Say): Jeets Shimis says, 'Ha, I still got plenty of stamina! I can go all night long!'

DarkForte
02-18-2013, 03:45 PM
You've never heard of a beholder serving a drow... or anyone else!

Galeria
02-18-2013, 04:17 PM
Euphonia does not want <whatever junk you tried to put in the hatbox>

Vellrad
02-18-2013, 04:44 PM
"Oh no! It's Zandos d'Kundarak the vile!"

"I recognize this mortal! Its Zandos d'Kundarak who slain mighty red dragon Velah!"


A MIMIC CARRYING AN ARTIFACT OF UNIMAGINABLE EVIL. YUM!"

There's only one hero with strenght and cruelty to avenge the fallen heroes of Tharash arena.
I give you the king of killers, the merciless murderer, the terror in the night! Deadheart the Unbeaten!

Deadheart the Unbeaten says: "I will devourer your children!"

Nedime
02-18-2013, 07:46 PM
Cheese will solve everything

DarkForte
02-22-2013, 01:50 PM
Beyond this portal lies Suulomades, architect of the Infernal Portal.

Aedra1
02-24-2013, 06:27 AM
"Almost done," the seer screams. "Not much longer."


(one of the best changes in Giant Hold is the new voice overs)

Nedime
02-24-2013, 06:46 AM
"Almost done," (snip) "Not much longer."



That's what she said

DanteEnFuego
02-24-2013, 08:00 AM
The old seers sound like really creepy old man pedophiles. Very happy with changes.

Jevern
02-24-2013, 09:45 PM
I am *war*. I am deeestruction!

DarkForte
03-02-2013, 10:34 PM
The only way forward is into the swampy muck.

Battlehawke
03-03-2013, 02:39 AM
She whispered "what is that"?

DarkForte
03-10-2013, 02:33 PM
The kobold shouts draconic obscenities in your general direction.

Battlehawke
03-11-2013, 09:25 AM
She reaches a little farther "are there two?"

DemonStorm333
03-14-2013, 12:47 PM
"MY ancestors bones" says the seer "made to fight against me"

Kahath
03-19-2013, 07:20 AM
"Across the bridge, and up the cliff awaits the third seer."

Most epic narrated line in DDO.
RIP 2007-2013

You have now removed another piece of awesome DDO history. I'm sad. :(

DemonStorm333
03-19-2013, 10:12 AM
this will not do at all deciples serve me in death

DarkForte
03-21-2013, 03:48 PM
The artifact isn't where the House Phiarlan representative said it would be.

Chaimberland
03-22-2013, 11:09 AM
Kobold still hate you.

DarkForte
03-24-2013, 01:16 AM
The stench of smoke wafts down the corridor.

Hobgoblin
03-24-2013, 01:30 AM
i thought i smelled something burning, looks like we are gonna need a new skinny

Battlehawke
03-26-2013, 11:44 AM
The skies began to Darken......

Lehmu
03-27-2013, 10:44 AM
You did not have to come here to die. Once I cast reaver's bane, you would die by the door, you would die in the hallway...

You would die in france. You would die in seas and oceans. You would die with growing confidence and growing strengh in the air. You won't defend your stormreach, whatever the effort may be. You would die in the beaches. You would die in the landing grounds. You would die in the fields and in the streets. You would die in the hills. You would never stop wiping.

TazMan098
07-06-2013, 01:07 PM
A gelatinous cube!......

Philibusta
07-14-2013, 06:32 PM
The three outhouses are labeled "men's", "women's", and "warforged".

TeacherSyn
07-15-2013, 03:04 PM
Hop into Gianthold and find an explorer point or journal point. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Is it just me, or does the Stormreaver (big Giant) sound more like he's trying to be an Ent (big giant TREE) from the "Lord of the Rings" movies? I keep expecting him to talk about missing Entlings and calling me a little Hobbit.

Worse, the Truthful One's narration is so hammy that I keep imagining the bag of bones with a black hat and a Snidely Whiplash villainous curly mustache, twirling it in glee and making a MUH-HA-HA-HA maniacal cackle.

That's your cue to add in the giantish and draconic ham from this area, folks. :)

thomascoolone64
07-20-2013, 11:47 PM
"Har har har, Idiotic Teifling! You cannot steal Youth from one who is immortal!"

~Suulomades

"The trip to the lost Moon will be traumatic, Do not abandon your quest yet... Trust in the Shroud!"

thomascoolone64
07-21-2013, 12:37 AM
Is it just me Or am i reading these quotes in there actual voices? :P

BOgre
07-21-2013, 12:24 PM
Is it just me...

You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

Silverleafeon
07-21-2013, 01:41 PM
You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

+1

Arlannis
07-21-2013, 02:39 PM
I thought both of the GH principals were a bit... hammily overdone, I suppose, at first. But the fact that they're so consistently the same has caused them to grow on me. I guess you could say they stopped sounding like extreme voice-acting and have started sounding like extreme personalities, which is kind of the point.

And now back on topic:

Nooo! That kobold's favorite thing-a-ma-thing thing!

Nissebror
07-31-2013, 08:07 AM
Sully? As in the famed trapmaker?

Nédime
08-30-2013, 05:17 AM
I miss my hatchery title, lost it in the forum change.
That's why kobolds can't have nice things cause you steal them

morkahn82
09-26-2013, 10:05 AM
The

psteen1
10-03-2013, 03:27 PM
The

Truly, this an epic quote, as evidenced by the length of time it has remained a transition screen.

Morkahn deserves to be given a hatchery title posthaste immediately.

+ infinity to you, sir.

Stretchicus
10-05-2013, 09:38 AM
You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? .
They left that in epic GH, as far as I can remember. Case in point: A Cry for Help. I only ever run that quest for the voiceover now.

"Help, somebody, please!"

bennyson
10-22-2013, 12:29 PM
You have failed me for the last time Morley!

Rougemastert
11-03-2013, 01:22 AM
"My VIP account gives me special access"
--Zircon

katz
11-03-2013, 06:57 AM
You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.


the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it

BOgre
11-03-2013, 11:24 AM
the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it

Agreed. "Trust in the Shroud"

brian14
11-04-2013, 09:59 AM
the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it
I see your point, but for me it does not work. I downright hate cheesy voiceovers such as Cry for Help and Shroud. Introductions to Mabar and Crystal Cove are okay.

Is the djinn in Coal Chamber voiced by a professional actor? I really like that one.

TeacherSyn
03-06-2014, 07:15 PM
If you bother to read the dossiers, at the start of the High Road quest, "Detour," here's a snippet about Song (http://ddowiki.com/page/Song) (a harder mini-boss with all her spell wards about her, not to mention her spell casting):

"Mad Sorceress, Mistress of Storms. Song and Dom appear to have a long-standing friendship from their youth. No one knows why Song bestowed the "Mistress of Storms" moniker upon herself. Her arcane powers over the forces of nature are quite limited, and there doesn't appear to be any group that formally recognizes her title. In my experience, she's bat-guano crazy, so it may be a product of her condition."

Nédime
06-10-2014, 01:27 PM
"My VIP account gives me special access"
--Zircon

Yeah Zircon is definitely P2W :D

Psiandron
06-10-2014, 01:38 PM
I see your point, but for me it does not work. I downright hate cheesy voiceovers such as Cry for Help and Shroud. Introductions to Mabar and Crystal Cove are okay.

Is the djinn in Coal Chamber voiced by a professional actor? I really like that one.


You hate the cheesy voiceover in Cry for Help?

You do understand that that whole quest is about a Rakshasa doing a bad impersonation of a distressed female, right?




oh and "Bwahahahahahahahaha" -- Tremas

Kristii
12-15-2014, 04:06 PM
"Oi! Can you talk? Speak to me!"

Praya20
03-25-2015, 05:23 AM
Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

Yes, but i will never forgtet my favorite in Madstone....

..."Just a little longer!"

In that almost constipated tone :)

sirgog
04-15-2015, 11:45 PM
I'm a great fan of slightly changing voiceovers.



"Kobold kill all! Kobold omnicidal!" (And a variant not suited to these forums related to the, uh, alleged promiscuity of kobolds)

Or, say Arraetrikos' words in Shroud part 5 in the voice of the kobolds... try it in a PUG sometime...

cereth
05-14-2015, 04:10 PM
"You have slain the last cultist, thuth protecticting the Cannith Crystal and saving Korthos."

Such755
05-18-2015, 03:50 PM
Kobold always hate you! Kobold remember waterworks...

voodoogroves
06-12-2015, 10:46 AM
Hate magnet ... aw ...

Tscheuss
06-13-2015, 02:32 PM
You're awake! Hoy, you ain't undead, are you?

cdbd3rd
06-13-2015, 03:18 PM
"Hydrophobia" mean anything to ya?

Yep. Means Jeets has Rabies. :)


(All the rest of the lines I thought of have been taken as well, so...yeah.)

TitusOvid
06-13-2015, 03:46 PM
This must be the hellish lair where the Wizard-King summoned Lailat to Eberron. The air is sulfurous and corrupt.

Shindurza
06-15-2015, 07:23 PM
The stink of this underground storehouse is indescribable. What trollish habits could have created such a startling bouquet of smells?

If that was a little to basic for you, then I offer words of infinite wisdom...from a slime:

Guck says, ''*squish* *plop* *squish*''

Brandwynn
05-30-2017, 04:44 PM
You notice something strange about the wall to the west..

C-Dog
05-30-2017, 07:32 PM
Drexelhand spits a curse and swears "I will return again before collapsing in a heap of bones!"

(well, or words to that effect...)

Frogger1234
05-30-2017, 09:00 PM
Two of my favorite lines are:
Another fire elemental lurks ahead, watching you with eyes that smolder like dying stars.
and
The Iron Maw is now empty, save for all the corpses.

And there is always the classic:
A kobold worker has died.

The_Human_Cypher
06-17-2017, 11:59 AM
The Hatchery.

That is all.

Does anyone know the name of the voice actor that did the Dungeon Master narration for 'The Spawn of Whisperdoom' and a number of other DDO quests? That actor also did much of the voice work for Asheron's Call 2.