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Titus_Ovid
12-09-2012, 06:43 PM
'What is this? Why am I here? I should be on Shavarath! What is this trickery?!'

Titus_Ovid
12-09-2012, 07:02 PM
Dry heat and the stench of brimstone ravage your senses as you penetrate the warren of tunnels beneath the mighty
Tower of Despair. It seems the Devil turncoat has cleared the way for you....

Titus_Ovid
12-09-2012, 07:03 PM
Sully van Grog gives you x,xxx pp xx gp for your gems.

Inthuul
12-09-2012, 10:38 PM
Covered in worm juices, the Cay'Vorym boss shouts with manic glee

Rapthorn
12-09-2012, 11:22 PM
"How can just one?"

Shindurza
12-09-2012, 11:42 PM
"You cleave the creature in twain!"

Sounds painful...

BOgre
12-10-2012, 12:02 AM
"I smell dinner!"

Evennote
12-10-2012, 05:10 AM
"Sahuagin wretches, are you scared of me? Come down and fight!"

toaf
12-10-2012, 08:25 AM
the lair

zwiebelring
12-10-2012, 08:43 AM
Warriors of Dun' RobaAR....ATTACK!!!!

notte.oscura
12-10-2012, 08:50 AM
One of the pillars... One of th... The last pillar has been wrecked!!

Drekisen
12-10-2012, 09:26 AM
Kobold smell all.....Kobold omnisniffient!

WannaBeDonator
12-10-2012, 09:36 AM
One of the drink... One of the... One of the drink serv...
One of the drink servcers looks like an elf.

Nedime
12-10-2012, 11:10 AM
You : They'll stop following the dog if he's dead.
Bruku : You think like Ogre.

Tenchi
12-10-2012, 11:16 AM
Iiiiiiiii... am a Harper. Have you heard of our Order?

Zoda
12-10-2012, 12:54 PM
Ignorant children! Do you think I sold my freedom for mere greed?

Durkun
12-10-2012, 02:04 PM
Jeets Shimis says, 'Nice! Not that I don't trust your skills, but why don't you go through door first?

My rogue senses are tingling. There's something fishy in this room. Try searching around

zwiebelring
12-10-2012, 02:07 PM
May the righteous smite yoouu...!

Tevain
12-10-2012, 02:07 PM
Not even the Stormreaver could injure me as this. What kind of mortal ARE you?!?

DethTrip
12-10-2012, 02:18 PM
We beat them off, for now...

RangerOne
12-10-2012, 03:03 PM
...a pity you're just going to beat them up.
This is why we can't have nice things.

Durkun
12-10-2012, 03:16 PM
"Hero". It is on the people's lips as you walk by

Drekisen
12-10-2012, 03:46 PM
That's It! Kobold on union break!

Lehmu
12-10-2012, 05:09 PM
Gears grind throughout the Black Mausoleum.

Mryal
12-10-2012, 07:56 PM
A toneless voice echoes through the Foundry: 'This complex will self-destruct in five minutes. Please evacuate immediately.'

Truga
12-11-2012, 04:15 AM
What is this trickery?

BruceTheHoon
12-11-2012, 04:34 AM
Trust in teh shroooooooud (http://www.artofmassages.com/rageclash/sound/ddo/voiceovers/client_sound%2005196.ogg)

Limmi
12-11-2012, 04:37 AM
These proud kobolds were able to fortify their lagoon, simply because the real pirates just ignored them.

Mellkor
12-11-2012, 07:52 AM
"a soft, feminine voice tells you, 'I'm sorry, that selection is incorrect'"

Anyone besides me ever notice tthat there is NOTHING feminine about that voice....?

Mellkor
12-11-2012, 07:59 AM
The village!

The Village People!

Nahual
12-11-2012, 09:46 AM
Halfwits and Hedgewizards!!

Durkun
12-11-2012, 12:55 PM
Get hand off me, you dirty ape!

Hobgob food is kobold! It’s koboooold!

Titus_Ovid
12-11-2012, 06:49 PM
The crystal assimilator blazes with fresh power!

...


A blazing ruby beam strikes the warforged titan with tremendous force!

ComicRelief
12-11-2012, 10:16 PM
"I'm working on my tan."
;)

toaf
12-11-2012, 10:18 PM
who are you?
and why have you rung the bell?

Drekisen
12-12-2012, 03:39 AM
Kobold not even supposed to be here today.

jbleargh
12-12-2012, 07:23 AM
Nobody will "Release the Scrags"?

taurean430
12-12-2012, 07:27 AM
Trolls...

There are Trolls in here!

Haukr
12-12-2012, 08:24 AM
You hear plaintive wails from deep within the mines... Could it really be the voices of the dead?

Dalsheel
12-12-2012, 08:34 AM
Kobold still hate you! Kobold remember waterworks!

katz
12-12-2012, 08:34 AM
Trolls...

There are Trolls in here!

TROLL!!!!! Troll in the dungeon!!!!




oh wait. wrong genre. :p

Tenchi
12-12-2012, 08:36 AM
That's pain... real pain... The kind you make mortals feel... ALL - THE - TIME!

Haukr
12-12-2012, 08:43 AM
It might be wise not to speak of these events to the Agents of Argonnessen.

Hendrik
12-12-2012, 08:44 AM
Save me, harder!

:cool:

Backley
12-12-2012, 09:05 AM
I call forth the inferno!

WannaBeDonator
12-12-2012, 09:17 AM
It would be logical to assume... TRAP!

toaf
12-12-2012, 10:45 AM
Yum!!!!

CThruTheEgo
12-12-2012, 10:50 AM
Your eyes sting as you pour the grey powder into the Thurani supply crates.

Nedime
12-12-2012, 12:12 PM
Your eyes sting as you pour the grey powder into the Thurani supply crates.

Been farmin, Gwylan this mornin' ... not only they sting, I think I have conjunctivitis.

Zoda
12-12-2012, 12:56 PM
Congratulations worms! Round one is finished.

Drekisen
12-12-2012, 01:43 PM
HAHA...serves 'em right!

Bonulino
12-12-2012, 02:03 PM
This key is colored a rich red. You can't tell if the color is paint or rust...or something worse.

Lyonson
12-12-2012, 04:17 PM
I love this one: "Arise, my spiders! Destroy the Guardian! Without it the mortals are lost!"
A shiver runs down my spine every time I hear it ;-)

Galeria
12-12-2012, 04:57 PM
I served in the Last War. I dealt in Death, it was all I knew...

scoobmx
12-12-2012, 05:30 PM
the water tears your body from your soul

katz
12-12-2012, 06:05 PM
You've found your little friend, I see. She's a bit tied down right now, I'm afraid.





Lolth has the best lines. and a GREAT voice!

Drekisen
12-12-2012, 06:24 PM
Kobold not afraid of Dark!...kobold can close eyes.

Zorth
12-12-2012, 06:34 PM
"Water drips from your body as you climb out of the water".

DUH!

Drekisen
12-12-2012, 06:50 PM
"Water drips from your body as you climb out of the water".

DUH!

LMAO....this is grand....I find someone stating the obvious deliciously humorous :D

TYVM!

So not to be a slacker and make my contribution....


DON'T JUST STAND THERE!

ferrite
12-12-2012, 06:52 PM
Oh come now its only a little maze.. nothing for an adventurer of your renown...

Truga
12-12-2012, 06:59 PM
Finish what you started with the minotaurs.

Bonulino
12-12-2012, 07:05 PM
Archbishop Dryden waits to speak with you at the top of his dais.

Sardonica
12-12-2012, 07:55 PM
As you die, you feel your soul being pulled away from your body.

ridero
12-12-2012, 07:58 PM
a quiz:

The
http://i.imgur.com/qhIky.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/6flvE.jpg

Drekisen
12-12-2012, 08:47 PM
a quiz:

The
http://i.imgur.com/qhIky.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/6flvE.jpg

very clever :D

Nedime
12-12-2012, 08:57 PM
I've been rescued ... I'm a little princess

joesully
12-12-2012, 09:17 PM
Utaalk! Adarab! Otkin!

Abraxicas
12-12-2012, 11:47 PM
Greetings, strangers! You may enter my lair .... IF YOU DARE!

DanteEnFuego
12-13-2012, 12:29 AM
All right, I have a feeling you won't interrogate Frokke anyway...

I'm a god, why can't I live on...

DanteEnFuego
12-13-2012, 12:31 AM
This thread is so very full of win, I wonder if it would be better placed in the Hall of Fame...

CThruTheEgo
12-13-2012, 02:09 AM
Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips.

BOgre
12-13-2012, 03:49 AM
(Advancement): Objective Completed
You receive 1 XP.

sisoja
12-13-2012, 06:08 AM
..go ahead, give it a few swings..

katz
12-13-2012, 08:22 AM
This thread is so very full of win, I wonder if it would be better placed in the Hall of Fame...

we've been asking... :D

Tolero
12-13-2012, 09:33 AM
This thread is so very full of win, I wonder if it would be better placed in the Hall of Fame...


we've been asking... :D

"Almost there just a little longer!"

Aedra1
12-13-2012, 09:36 AM
A bone chlling breeze emanates from the mouth of Misery's Peakt

GrimGus
12-13-2012, 09:44 AM
What do you know, the second biggest barrel of explosives you have ever seen is here too.

katz
12-13-2012, 09:54 AM
"Almost there just a little longer!"hahahahahahahha~!!!!! awesome!




Well whatta ya know. The SECOND biggest barrel of explosives you've ever seen is up here too.
:eek:

edit: dangit Grim you ninja! *goes to think of another line*

ridero
12-13-2012, 10:39 AM
a quiz:

The
http://i.imgur.com/qhIky.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/6flvE.jpg

Sooo, anyone... any? Cmon, ill give you a hint:

It's not.... THE LAIR

It's not... THE VILLAGE nither

It's................?

ridero
12-13-2012, 10:41 AM
I found a secretly implemented "intervention protocol" by Turbine in Impossible Demands for those who farm destiny points for too long:

"Stop playing games, fool!"

katz
12-13-2012, 10:48 AM
Sooo, anyone... any? Cmon, ill give you a hint:

It's not.... THE LAIR

It's not... THE VILLAGE nither

It's................?

lol. you got a +1 from me when i figured it out :D ;)

Silverleafeon
12-13-2012, 10:52 AM
You find yoursefl waking on a shore of flotsam.
Memories of a large white dragon striking your ship come flooding back.



Hey you are awake. Hoy, you ain't undead are you?

Aedra1
12-13-2012, 10:58 AM
Sooo, anyone... any? Cmon, ill give you a hint:

It's not.... THE LAIR

It's not... THE VILLAGE nither

It's................?


LOL Hat + Cherry .... fedorafruit :D

DanteEnFuego
12-13-2012, 11:17 AM
"Almost there just a little longer!"

What is your wish, oh chocolatey one?

Drekisen
12-13-2012, 11:24 AM
Ever hear of hydrophobia?

katz
12-13-2012, 11:26 AM
Ever hear of hydrophobia?

"Hydrophobia" mean anything to ya?

Drekisen
12-13-2012, 11:40 AM
"Hydrophobia" mean anything to ya?

I knew it was something like that :D

Phew...what a slavedriver!

Untitled
12-13-2012, 02:42 PM
You must FREE Arlos!!

Untitled
12-13-2012, 02:51 PM
"I'm here to watch your behind!"

NytCrawlr
12-13-2012, 02:54 PM
No! It cannot be! Beaten by mere....snacks!

karl_k0ch
12-13-2012, 05:54 PM
The Hatchery.

teh_meh
12-13-2012, 07:04 PM
The Hatchery.

A bucket of the Unspeakable from the Hatchery. The Hatchery.

katz
12-13-2012, 07:38 PM
Something beyond sanity has turned this chapel into a pulsing heart of evil.

DrunkenBuddha
12-13-2012, 08:31 PM
It doesn't take a kalashtar to sense that the ogres want you to go in

Seventoe
12-13-2012, 09:03 PM
Oh well, probably not important.

barfuss
12-14-2012, 12:30 PM
The Doomsphere stops fighting and beckons you closer, 'It was the only way.'

thegreatfox
12-14-2012, 01:03 PM
Lord of eyes:

I'm not supposed to posses the scepter quiet yet - its against the rules you see.

But now that I have the scepter I am free to break the rules.

So instead of betraying you and killing you like I was going to, I shall break the rules and keep my bargain.

UTAALK!! ADARAB!! ORKIN!!

Me: THIS IS MADNESS!! *kicks myself into a botomless pit*

Yay for mad god logic!

katz
12-14-2012, 01:11 PM
Me: THIS IS MADNESS!! *kicks myself into a botomless pit*

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-fja_aLc-KlM/UMuGo7xVyII/AAAAAAAABiA/nLEOK1tjfQ0/s800/Red_278e7d_166440.gif

Backley
12-14-2012, 02:00 PM
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Red_278e7d_166440.gif

FYI: FunnyJunk.com doesn't let outside pages embed images, so unless you copy that image's URL and manually load it a few times in another browser tab, it doesn't load. (You wouldn't be able to tell that when you post though, since your PC has already loaded the image.)

katz
12-14-2012, 02:02 PM
FYI: FunnyJunk.com doesn't let outside pages embed images, so unless you copy that image's URL and manually load it a few times in another browser tab, it doesn't load. (You wouldn't be able to tell that when you post though, since your PC has already loaded the image.)

oh dang. i didn't know that, thanks. i tried putting it on imgur first, but it was too big apparently. :-/



fixed, i hope

Durkun
12-14-2012, 04:11 PM
Can ye be telling me, who's Roger and why do he be so jolly?

Sardonica
12-14-2012, 06:22 PM
Underwater rock formations block the path.

toaf
12-14-2012, 06:34 PM
Yum!!!

Nedime
12-14-2012, 07:31 PM
Who could imagine such a disaster ?

Drekisen
12-14-2012, 07:44 PM
Who in Khyber are you?

CThruTheEgo
12-14-2012, 10:25 PM
... blah blah blah ... ye ... blah blah blah ...

Abraxicas
12-15-2012, 12:11 AM
The little ones promised me wealth for this. They said NOTHING about sending MEALS! I graciously accept!

Lyonson
12-15-2012, 05:11 AM
Your treatment was a success…Your treatment was a success! The patient…Your treatment was a success! The patient has been cleansed of the disease.

FranOhmsford
12-15-2012, 05:54 AM
http://ddowiki.com/images/Monster_Malicia.jpg

Got to page 11 and was stunned not to see this line.

katz
12-15-2012, 06:16 AM
http://ddowiki.com/images/Monster_Malicia.jpg

Got to page 11 and was stunned not to see this line.

linkie no work... but i'm guessing it's either the one about "You're the Phiarlan retainer here to...punish... me" OR one of the shortly following lines about "it was about taking control"

Nedime
12-15-2012, 06:49 AM
http://ddowiki.com/images/Monster_Malicia.jpg

Got to page 11 and was stunned not to see this line.

Yeah. As I already said :

http://i12.servimg.com/u/f12/16/68/46/34/2bad10.jpg (http://www.servimg.com/image_preview.php?i=33&u=16684634)

AgonyAunt
12-15-2012, 07:09 AM
The corpses hanging from the Tree of Woe rustle ominously in the wind.

nice horror sound to that one, bwuhaha

FranOhmsford
12-15-2012, 07:14 AM
linkie no work... but i'm guessing it's either the one about "You're the Phiarlan retainer here to...punish... me" OR one of the shortly following lines about "it was about taking control"

strange - link is working fine for me - It's the picture on the DDOWiki for Malicia anyway and yes it's the "Punish me" line.

katz
12-15-2012, 07:28 AM
very odd. i clicked it before and got an error. now it works



ah well. wiki playing jokes on me i suppose.


back to ...The Hatchery... :p






"This job sucks!"

Silverleafeon
12-15-2012, 08:19 AM
Go, go, go, go

Drekisen
12-15-2012, 10:00 AM
You have got to be kidding me!

katz
12-15-2012, 10:15 AM
OOOOOooooo oooooo ooooooo... shiiiiiiineyyyy......

:D

Drekisen
12-15-2012, 12:54 PM
Get in my barrel!

katz
12-15-2012, 01:17 PM
Not in the face! Not in the face~!!!!:eek:

toaf
12-15-2012, 05:15 PM
how delicious

Drekisen
12-15-2012, 05:52 PM
Kobold need a vacation

toaf
12-15-2012, 07:17 PM
glorious release

katz
12-15-2012, 08:16 PM
Re: this thread and the hall of fame...

"Wrong place, right time!"


make it so!


/thread


:D

CThruTheEgo
12-16-2012, 03:05 AM
The mirror is the prison. It must be set aright.

toaf
12-16-2012, 03:15 AM
i SOO forgot this one


dinnerrr........and enTERtainment

DarthDektus
12-16-2012, 10:04 AM
"The small caves here have been set up to function as a hatchery, with Whisperdoom's daughters creating an army of her spawn."

Llewndyn
12-16-2012, 12:55 PM
Their taint has been cleansed

LOOON375
12-16-2012, 01:02 PM
Anna! How delicious!

Silverleafeon
12-16-2012, 01:44 PM
The only way forward is down...

Mryal
12-16-2012, 05:19 PM
The savage war cries of Shavarath's devil armies issue forth from the portals. Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

The savage war cries of Shavarath's devil armies issue forth from the portals. Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

The savage war cries of Shavarath's devil armies issue forth from the portals. Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

The savage war cries of Shavarath's devil armies issue forth from the portals. Enemy reinforcements have arrived.

BOgre
12-16-2012, 05:29 PM
You are more pesky than a kobold. I shall enjoy squashing you like one.

Hafeal
12-16-2012, 05:45 PM
Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips. (CO6)




This is why we can't have nice things.

Yaulthoon, In The Flesh.

My fav; run this quest just for the narration. :D

DarthDektus
12-16-2012, 06:55 PM
For all your Hatchery, Village or Lair needs...

BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


Swords for Everyone !

DarkForte
12-16-2012, 10:37 PM
One of the Knights is being attacked!

teh_meh
12-16-2012, 11:07 PM
BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


+1 for taking this to a level I never even imagined possible.

BOgre
12-16-2012, 11:40 PM
'No... cannot be... Drow are superior...'

GeneralDiomedes
12-17-2012, 12:00 AM
Archbishop Dryden waits to speak with you at the top of his dais.

Zoda
12-17-2012, 03:43 AM
You dump the unspeakable out of your bucket.

Drekisen
12-17-2012, 03:46 AM
aaaaaand stay down!

Daemoneyes
12-17-2012, 04:12 AM
Who in Khyber are you?

Who in the Flame are you?

Finch_Bloomwhiffler
12-17-2012, 10:01 AM
Looks like we'll be needing a new Skinny...

Sardonica
12-17-2012, 10:36 AM
In the center of the room stands a bloodstained altar. What unspeakable acts have been performed here?

Silverleafeon
12-17-2012, 12:17 PM
Curious, I just stepped on something. A latch?

ridero
12-17-2012, 03:33 PM
(Dungeon Master): "Ah! Oh..."
"a little - harder... there!"
(Dungeon Master): "Ah! Oh..."
(Dungeon Master): "Ah! Oh..."
(Dungeon Master): "Ah! Oh..."

toaf
12-17-2012, 10:21 PM
For all your Hatchery, Village or Lair needs...

BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


Swords for Everyone !


thanks allot i just spit pop out my nose at work... good stuff

tigerlilli
12-18-2012, 01:46 AM
Come to me, and feel the power of beautiful pain.

Cordovan
12-18-2012, 10:24 AM
For all your Hatchery, Village or Lair needs...

BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


Swords for Everyone !

You rule. Also, despite being a pretty new thread, this one's going into the Hall of Fame. :)

zarthak
12-18-2012, 10:29 AM
cordovan, why isnt the cupcake muskateers in the hall of fame? its been going on since 2007, and it has close to 4 MILLION views! make it happen devs!

CaptainSpacePony
12-18-2012, 10:39 AM
cordovan, why isnt the cupcake muskateers in the hall of fame? its been going on since 2007, and it has close to 4 MILLION views! make it happen devs!

Because it's not the kind of thing one suggests to read?

Pank
12-18-2012, 10:45 AM
Aargh!!
(Not sure about the spelling)

zarthak
12-18-2012, 10:56 AM
how did i loose to mere....snacks..

Battlehawke
12-18-2012, 11:05 AM
...and the his spell fizzled

Missing_Minds
12-18-2012, 11:20 AM
Because it's not the kind of thing one suggests to read?
Pretty much. It can be listed as an achievement but that would be about it. To go into the hall of fame for just being the longest and longest running thread? Naw. Save the hall for those threads that really deserve it.

Tenchi
12-18-2012, 11:29 AM
Because it's not the kind of thing one suggests to read?

Drained...

Sonos
12-18-2012, 11:35 AM
For all your Hatchery, Village or Lair needs...

BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


Swords for Everyone !

awesomsauce +1 :)

Aedra1
12-18-2012, 11:43 AM
The prisoner flees to safety.

Nedime
12-18-2012, 01:05 PM
You rule. Also, despite being a pretty new thread, this one's going into the Hall of Fame. :)

All hail !
=======================================

"A Gelatinous Cube?! I can assure you there is absolutely no sense in asking it anything."

Cyprine
12-18-2012, 01:18 PM
*You must gather your party before venturing forth* (oh wait thats not ddo)

*I was an adventurer like you once, then i took an arrow in the knee* (nope, not ddo)

[high pitched voice] *Another one ?*

[Chain smoker voice] *Almost there, just a little longer*

THAC0
12-18-2012, 01:31 PM
Nice

RangerOne
12-18-2012, 01:50 PM
Not in the face. Not in the face.

At this point I have no idea if it was already posted.

Dandonk
12-18-2012, 02:44 PM
''Don't let the nasties in! No! No!''

Untitled
12-18-2012, 03:09 PM
The Hatchery

"I'm sorry, that selection is incorrect!"

tigerlilli
12-18-2012, 04:15 PM
Also, despite being a pretty new thread, this one's going into the Hall of Fame. :)

Yay!!! I called it way back on page 7 :D

dlsidhe
12-18-2012, 05:18 PM
And now something to get the blood...flowing...

stoopid_cowboy
12-18-2012, 06:07 PM
"The See'r will meet you at the second crystal. Make haste!"

I love that line! Even the DM is reminds the casters to cast haste. :D

yuda

toaf
12-18-2012, 07:08 PM
Yum!!!

CaptainSpacePony
12-18-2012, 09:02 PM
For all your Hatchery, Village or Lair needs...

BUTTONS!!!
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-hatchery/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-village/
http://myinstants.com/instant/the-lair/


Swords for Everyone !

Don't make me go get Dungeon Keeper on Steam. It'll just take away from my DDO time!

(Maybe this time my Y2012 system could handle the load of DK2 and not bog down when the dungeon was full and under attack)

MalarKan
12-18-2012, 10:17 PM
(Say): Cellimas Villuhne says, 'I am i i iiii iiiiiiiiiiii iam ii iiii iiiii am i ammm heartened to see ... I am i iii iiiii iii am heartened you still combating evil......

DanteEnFuego
12-18-2012, 10:23 PM
You rule. Also, despite being a pretty new thread, this one's going into the Hall of Fame. :)

Woot! Thx!

MalarKan
12-18-2012, 10:24 PM
'Well ! wewewewewewwewewewewewewewwewe well struck! ... Well well wel well wewewewewewewwewwewewewewewewew..w wewewewwewewewell struck!

ferrite
12-19-2012, 05:07 AM
Yaaryar shrieks furiously, 'I'll kill you! Kill you all... grrghh....' Then he dies, effectively calling his own bluff.

Morningfrost
12-19-2012, 06:14 AM
I will never forgive! Never forgeeeeet!

Nedime
12-19-2012, 07:18 AM
I'm dying ? Preposterous.

UurlockYgmeov
12-19-2012, 08:19 AM
These aren't the parts you are looking for!

Sardonica
12-19-2012, 10:38 AM
A kobold worker has died.

Drekisen
12-19-2012, 01:17 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH....choo!

pizzandew
12-19-2012, 02:01 PM
The place reeks of unwashed kobolds. You wonder if washed kobolds would smell any better.

Nedime
12-19-2012, 02:09 PM
These are not the metal shinies you are looking for!

fify

JustWinBaby
12-19-2012, 04:18 PM
It flickers, in a strangely inviting way.

DarkForte
12-19-2012, 08:54 PM
King Raiyum calls out: "Welcome, traveler! You will learn to call this place home, as I have.".

Dark_Helmet
12-19-2012, 11:56 PM
If we are disrupted, I can promise that your tavern will be repainted in blood. You are not to speak of this to any. If you do, I will continue my experiments on your constructed corpse.

ferrite
12-20-2012, 12:49 AM
..This warforged must have impressive connections to walk into a House Kundarak vault so blithely..

TeacherSyn
12-20-2012, 09:44 AM
Kobold:

"(grunt) ANOTHER barrel? Really!? REALLY!?"

Erek_Stormraven
12-20-2012, 11:08 AM
That's IT! Kobold on union break.

stoopid_cowboy
12-20-2012, 01:13 PM
This "Delera's" module is narrated by Gary Gygax.

TeacherSyn
12-20-2012, 05:48 PM
This "Delera's" module is narrated by Gary Gygax.

Another Gygax one, from "Valak's Mausoleum"

"This is a book of PURE EVIL."

Nickademus42
12-22-2012, 06:28 PM
Would you like to add more astral shards?

DanteEnFuego
12-23-2012, 01:36 AM
"The only way forward is into the swampy muck."

Sardonica
12-24-2012, 02:35 PM
Who can resist the High Striker Bell?

Zorth
12-24-2012, 03:05 PM
The DM says Declaying Flesh.

Anyone else hear this?

ferrite
12-24-2012, 11:15 PM
"After I'm done consuming your brains, perhaps I shall write a book describing the flavor!"

Truga
12-25-2012, 08:48 AM
Meridia, the home of an Eladrin Tribe, was constructed from the ruins of an ancient giant temple. It dominates the entire Vale, and has turned into an important hub of commerce.

DarkForte
12-27-2012, 02:46 PM
Beginning with this corrupt city... beginning with YOU!

Sardonica
12-27-2012, 03:13 PM
The foreman has died.

Silverleafeon
12-27-2012, 09:14 PM
That's right! Nobody messes with the union!

Ebergar
12-28-2012, 03:58 AM
"Lolth, bless your servant as i *pay* these *worthies* in Your glorious name, for bringing me The Thread of The *Hatchery* "

and, hm

"How DELICIOUS!"

MadDruid
12-28-2012, 04:20 AM
Yum!

dlsidhe
12-28-2012, 08:01 AM
Dryden stares at you coldly from the top of his dais.

Aliss7
12-28-2012, 09:55 AM
"Stupid Torin."

tigerlilli
12-29-2012, 08:44 AM
a Dirty Kobold, shaken, not stirred.

CThruTheEgo
12-29-2012, 09:22 AM
The pressure on the floor switch causes the doors in the maze to change their position

Backley
12-30-2012, 12:31 AM
This stagnant pool of water has become a breeding ground. It seethes with leeches and insect larvae.

Backley
12-30-2012, 12:43 AM
A final vision shows the wizened giant lying dead upon his own altar. Around him, the once-sanctified urns are overflowing with crimson blood. The horrific vision finally passes.

Glad
12-30-2012, 02:33 AM
Danger is an old song in your songbook i can see

Galeria
12-30-2012, 09:21 AM
The smell of unwashed kobolds pervades this room. You wonder if washed kobolds would smell any better.

DarkForte
12-30-2012, 04:37 PM
Gates slam shut all around you. You are trapped!

BOgre
12-31-2012, 03:09 AM
'yes. My pawns and stone to your avatar. Checkmate in twenty three...'

Fomori
12-31-2012, 03:14 AM
This is not the quest you are looking for...

dlsidhe
12-31-2012, 04:30 AM
This lithe woman has the body of a dancer, but the cold glare in her eyes has nothing to do with entertainment.

CThruTheEgo
01-02-2013, 01:18 AM
Run! It's casting something nasty!

CThruTheEgo
01-02-2013, 01:18 AM
The upper floor of the trade mission is eerily quiet. With luck no one noticed you drop down through the skylight.

Truga
01-02-2013, 07:53 AM
This is not the quest you are looking for...

These are not the druids you are looking for...

Battlehawke
01-02-2013, 08:36 AM
...go back where you came from.

Bonulino
01-02-2013, 11:24 AM
You have found the mouth of Splinterskull. The shouts of hobgoblins echo from within.

Sardonica
01-02-2013, 11:42 AM
You have applied all the marks.

Drekisen
01-02-2013, 12:05 PM
"execute order 66"

no no....wrong movie...wait this is an mmo....uhmmm

"you shall not pass!!!!"

WT*......to many spirits......VODKA...GOOOD!!!!! yeah right wrong movie...wait this is an MMO....crud.....

AWWWW NUTS

CThruTheEgo
01-02-2013, 02:55 PM
"execute order 66"

no no....wrong movie...wait this is an mmo....uhmmm

"you shall not pass!!!!"

WT*......to many spirits......VODKA...GOOOD!!!!! yeah right wrong movie...wait this is an MMO....crud.....

AWWWW NUTS



Where is this quote from?

Drekisen
01-02-2013, 08:06 PM
Where is this quote from?

Crystal Cove Kobolds :D

DarkForte
01-03-2013, 01:18 PM
A strange shape charges towards you. Could this be the General Manager?

Alternative
01-03-2013, 02:08 PM
perhaps this is the Great Kobold..........

LrdSlvrhnd
01-04-2013, 04:31 AM
(Advancement): Objective Completed
You receive 1 XP.

What really amuses is eDA... 1 XP for the first wave, and nothing for the rest.

Now, back to the thread, already in progress:

Ionna whispers, "A roaming scorpion has noticed you. Watch out for ambush!"

TeacherSyn
01-04-2013, 06:54 AM
A favorite for the stealthy in all of us:

"The Droaam fleet has gathered here during this dark night -- probably for mutual protection. Such measures might help against a naval attack, but not against you."

ycheese123
01-04-2013, 09:50 AM
It would be logical to assume...

Loromir
01-04-2013, 10:03 AM
Just Die Already!!!!

BOgre
01-04-2013, 11:11 AM
What really amuses is eDA... 1 XP for the first wave, and nothing for the rest.

Now, back to the thread, already in progress:

Ionna whispers, "A roaming scorpion has noticed you. Watch out for ambush!"

/thread pause

Yeah, that's exactly the one I was talking about. :)

/thread resume

fco-karatekid
01-04-2013, 11:56 AM
"Fortunately, it's a DRY heat"

Battlehawke
01-04-2013, 12:42 PM
The magic began to rage in your hands..... arcing from your fingertips, it began to leap....

Khoa37
01-04-2013, 04:40 PM
Eberron burns...

FengXian
01-04-2013, 08:58 PM
Come crawling faster...Squirm before your Master!!!

DarkForte
01-07-2013, 04:13 PM
Sobrien bellows: "Silence, slaves! Curse you and your insolence! Squirm like the vermin you are, squirm before your master!".

ycheese123
01-08-2013, 04:16 AM
Your simple mind does comprehend what to do with that, right?

Nedime
01-08-2013, 06:01 AM
Your simple mind does comprehend what to do with that, right?

Yalthoon's whole dialogue in this quest should be in the hatchery.

katz
01-08-2013, 07:34 AM
it would be logical to assume...

TRAP!

hehe :D

Nahual
01-08-2013, 06:39 PM
I think these thread also shows that we need a competition to see who wins a chance to do some voice overs for new updates!!

Sardonica
01-08-2013, 07:27 PM
There, you showed those misbehaving floor tiles.

DarkForte
01-08-2013, 10:08 PM
No, I cannot lose at my own game; He will kill you... he will kill you all!

ZeebaNeighba
01-08-2013, 11:25 PM
Two massive piles of bones have been heaped here, in the orchard.

ZeebaNeighba
01-08-2013, 11:40 PM
But for now, it pleases me to let you live.

Someone must witness my return, and survive.

Limmi
01-10-2013, 05:20 AM
You must not leave until you free arlos, and gather your party safely in this hallway.

AgonyAunt
01-10-2013, 06:08 AM
and the hatchery is still going, what a great thread.
but, just wondering:

do the newbies not become hatchery people anymore? i'm still a mere community member in the description :(


The corpses hanging from the Tree of Woe rustle ominously in the wind.

nice horror sound to that one, bwuhaha

ridero
01-10-2013, 12:17 PM
"Great job guys, to the bus, TO THE BUS GUYS, QUICKLY!"

"KILL THE BOOOOSS!"

"I'M DEAD, I REPEAT IM DEAD!"

and finally THE EPIC:

"Good job guys, great job guys, we almost did... ALMOST!
Was the great job guys, we respect the time limit, THAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=F-n14Rr-9iY#t=89s

Nedime
01-10-2013, 12:45 PM
kobold ... can't feel ... tail

DarkForte
01-10-2013, 11:57 PM
and the hatchery is still going, what a great thread.
but, just wondering:

do the newbies not become hatchery people anymore? i'm still a mere community member in the description :(
It's reserved for the people who posted here before it was cool.

:P

"I gave the books to the Abbot. In return, he gave me eternal life. Join me in death!"

dlsidhe
01-11-2013, 06:48 AM
Orlassk's sealed chamber stands before you. Judging from its construction you will need a set of crests to open it - the crests you collected during your journey through the Lord of Stone's domain. How convenient.

Nedime
01-11-2013, 06:55 AM
It's reserved for the people who posted here before it was cool.
:P


You mean those people that made it :cool: cool ?

Jaid314
01-11-2013, 11:33 AM
You mean those people that made it :cool: cool ?

dunno, i didn't get one. mind you, mine was an obscure non-voice quote (said by major Danger Ow Pain in response to Brinky being incredulous at his middle name, if i remember right), so it's entirely possible i got skipped either because it wasn't a voice quote or because the mod in charge simply didn't realize it was actually both a response to an earlier post and also an in-game quote :p

Nedime
01-11-2013, 11:36 AM
dunno, i didn't get one. mind you, mine was an obscure non-voice quote (said by major Danger Ow Pain in response to Brinky being incredulous at his middle name, if i remember right), so it's entirely possible i got skipped either because it wasn't a voice quote or because the mod in charge simply didn't realize it was actually both a response to an earlier post and also an in-game quote :p

Well I can only say one thing :





The hatchery

Missing_Minds
01-12-2013, 12:32 AM
You broke the promise you made to the little kobold.

samthedagger
01-12-2013, 05:41 AM
"I always lie..."

Alternative
01-12-2013, 06:57 AM
Escape is NOT an option!